Which user would you go on a date with?

[Kamako]

How many times per day do you masturbate?

Wbu AGL? How often do you bash the bishop? Jerk the Gherkin? Polish the brass? Spank the Monkey? Choke the chicken? I'm sure there's others I'm missing here....

 

[PrismRed]

Wbu AGL? How often do you bash the bishop? Jerk the Gherkin? Polish the brass? Spank the Monkey? Choke the chicken? I'm sure there's others I'm missing here....

 

[Deleted member 884]

Wbu AGL? How often do you bash the bishop? Jerk the Gherkin? Polish the brass? Spank the Monkey? Choke the chicken? I'm sure there's others I'm missing here....

Almost 2 years and a half without masturbating. Believe it or not, it's the truth.

 

[Kamako]

Almost 2 years and a half without masturbating. Believe it or not, it's the truth.

I'll believe you, I mean no-one's ever lied on the internet before. But damn, I think I'd go postal if I tried doing the same. That must take some serious will-power...unless it wasn't that fun for you to begin with? Either way, you do you.

 

[PrismRed]

Not that weird in my opinion, I know someone who basically just don't fap, at all.

 

[Kamako]

Didn't say it was weird, just unlikely/difficult to imagine is all.

 

[Ruky Ruky]

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

How many times per day do you masturbate?

The Lunar Capital might fine me for self love.

 

[Gorse]

I wonder what it's going to take for this thread to get permanently locked. I'd like it if it at least got to 200 pages.

 

[Antilocal123]

I wonder what it's going to take for this thread to get permanently locked. I'd like it if it at least got to 200 pages.

Mate, I don't doubt you have ghastly images saved in your camera roll Goosey, send one gore pic and this entire thread goes under.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Eh, Gorse is a troll. lol

 

[Gorse]

send one gore pic and this entire thread goes under.

OK, I will:

Spoiler

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

How many times per day do you masturbate?

Only like twice a week.

Also, that's a hell of a question to log back into.

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Only like twice a week.

To Miku?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

To Miku?

Nah, Miku's too pure for my nonsense.

 

[Ruky Ruky]

I hope everyone is having a rad day. I'm about to grab a bubble tea.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I hope everyone is having a rad day. I'm about to grab a bubble tea.

That sounds lovely, I'm making a mocha coffee right now myself.

 

[Ruky Ruky]

That sounds lovely, I'm making a mocha coffee right now myself.

That sounds tasty.

 

[fake-kun]

I've got stomatitis in the back of my mouth. Not fun at all.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I've got stomatitis in the back of my mouth. Not fun at all.

Oof, that sounds rough. I hope you get better soon, fake-kun.

 

[Ruky Ruky]

I've got stomatitis in the back of my mouth. Not fun at all.

I hope you feel better.

 

[Antilocal123]

I hope everyone is having a rad day. I'm about to grab a bubble tea.

Black Milk tea?

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I've got stomatitis in the back of my mouth. Not fun at all.

Sorry that happened, you can try sucking on ice chips to relieve the pain a little.

 

[SageoThyme]

I'm doing d&d things today (technically pathfinder 1e)

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I've got stomatitis in the back of my mouth. Not fun at all.

Hope you get well soon

 

[Kamako]

I hope everyone is having a rad day. I'm about to grab a bubble tea.

Groovy. Day's been ok thanks - Hope yours has been too. Just got in from watching Heart Eyes and gonna try beat SMB.