Which user would you go on a date with?

[Clippy]

 

[Sackboy]

On EVERYONE’S soul, we’d all fuck our mom when she was young. /j

yeah bud thats not funny

 

[MistHunter]

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This is quality hilarious one, Clippy!

 

[Sackboy]

. . .
OH, HERO OF THE HUNDRED TATOOS
EXILED FROM YE OLDE SHOPPE...
YOUR PROPHECY, AN HERESY.
NOMURA'S HATRED, THEE...

I SUMMON YE...

@Sackboy

im over here strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick im just strokin my shit

 

[MistHunter]

yeah bud thats not funny

Sorry for summoning you, suddenly...

We were talking about goth...
And you are the hero of the Tattoo Shop, what can you tell us, from your "shady experiences"?

 

[Sackboy]

Sorry for summoning you, suddenly...

We were talking about goth...
And you are the hero of the Tattoo, what can you tell us, from your "shady experiences"?

im actually talking to one of the girls i had a "shady experience" with again idk if anything's gonna come of it but yk

but i honestly stay away from conversations about "alternative" culture cuz 99% of ppl who wear alternative clothes and engage in "the alt movement" are just unemployed chicks who stay home and smoke weed all day or dudes who'd put stuff in your drink.
on top of that it's just no longer alternative maybe i just hang around alt ppl too much but they're EVERYWHERE

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

 

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

You can go to a Japanese-style arcade or Claire’s and find one rather easily, and Spencer’s usually has one as an employee.

Unless you live in a broke ass area where these just don't exist.

Can someone say something I might agree with

My voice is immensely sexy, Mortal Kombat X is the best Mortal Kombat, and the N64 would have kicked the PS1's ass if those backwards fucks would have used discs.

Mate the internet turned autism into a fetish what do you expect?

They think because she's autistic that she'll have lower standards.

Only Rule that matters..
Rule 34
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Zerp gets it

We really did highjack the Off-Topic thread, huh?
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I'll take it over mainstream social media or /b/ any fucking day.

Wait a minute now. Imma Anime fan, not all of us want a Teenage yandere or tsundere...
Hell even when I Was a teenager, i couldn't stand Teenage girls
i go more for this type

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Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?
Wait I'm not sorry at all.

 

[Antilocal123]

yeah bud thats not funny

Funny to me tho ?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

im actually talking to one of the girls i had a "shady experience" with again

but i honestly stay away from conversations about "alternative" culture cuz 99% of ppl who wear alternative clothes and engage in "the alt movement" are just unemployed chicks who stay home and smoke weed all day or dudes who'd put stuff in your drink.
on top of that it's just no longer alternative maybe i just hang around alt ppl too much but they're EVERYWHERE

 

[MistHunter]

im actually talking to one of the girls i had a "shady experience" with again

but i honestly stay away from conversations about "alternative" culture cuz 99% of ppl who wear alternative clothes and engage in "the alt movement" are just unemployed chicks who stay home and smoke weed all day or dudes who'd put stuff in your drink.
on top of that it's just no longer alternative maybe i just hang around alt ppl too much but they're EVERYWHERE

Wise weird words. Thank you very much for your Wisdom, Sackboy, Hero of the Tattoo Shop.


He has spoken, people!

 

[Antilocal123]

Unless you live in a broke ass area where these just don't exist.

My voice is immensely sexy, Mortal Kombat X is the best Mortal Kombat, and the N64 would have kicked the PS1's ass if those backwards fucks would have used discs.

They think because she's autistic that she'll have lower standards.

Zerp gets it

I'll take it over mainstream social media or /b/ any fucking day.

Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?
Wait I'm not sorry at all.

Damn, where you live at that doesn't have a Spencers?!

 

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

Damn, where you live at that doesn't have a Spencers?!

I won't give an exact location, but it's a bumfuck town in the deep South US.

 

[AxeHammer]

Damn, where you live at that doesn't have a Spencers?!

i live in Finland, if there is a 'Spencers' in here it's in Helsinki. The city where i don't live in

 

[Sackboy]

i probably wouldn't date anyone who goes on this ratched ass website me included which says a lot i mean if i wasnt the single most beautiful man on the planet i'd get no play but im not and my dih large too so really im just lucky

 

[Antilocal123]

I won't give an exact location, but it's a bumfuck town in the deep South US.

You can say Little Rock, don't worry.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

 

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

You can say Little Rock, don't worry.

Smaller, shittier, and deeper south than that. At least the cost of living is kinda cheap.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Smaller, shittier, and deeper south than that. At least the cost of living is kinda cheap.

I'm in shitty Rural America too, though we're right next to a supposed UFO sight, so we got that going.

 

[Clippy]

Smaller, shittier, and deeper south than that. At least the cost of living is kinda cheap.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Where is this going now ?

 

[Gorse]

Gorse on the left, watching and seething as we have a grand old time.

Hey Clippy, I’ve got something for you to “date” — MY FOOT, GOING DIRECTLY UP YOUR BACKSIDE. AND IT’S HOPING TO GET TO THIRD BASE, TONIGHT.

 

[Clippy]

Hey Clippy, I’ve got something for you to “date” — MY FOOT, GOING DIRECTLY UP YOUR BACKSIDE. AND IT’S HOPING TO GET TO THIRD BASE, TONIGHT.

As a European I am obligated by law to say that I'm not into feet. Only meters fly with me.

 

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

Hey Clippy, I’ve got something for you to “date” — MY FOOT, GOING DIRECTLY UP YOUR BACKSIDE. AND IT’S HOPING TO GET TO THIRD BASE, TONIGHT.

This guy watches That 70's Show

 

[Gorse]

As a European I am obligated by law to say that I'm not into feet.

Well then you’re going to have an awfully rough time when I kick-wank you, wearing spiked cleats (the kind that professional soccer players use on dry, dirty grass), into a state of both empty-headed orgasmic ecstasy ?AND? spine-curling, eyelash-shedding agony. And you’re picking up the cheque!