Which user would you go on a date with?

[DeadVoivod]

So to give a little background info, I love watching youtube shorts, I binge watch them. On average, I spend about 8 hours daily watching shorts, it's my guilty pleasure. No one knows about this, as I keep it a good secret. One day, when I was meant to be at school, I was watching some shorts. My mom came in and was shocked. So she didn't see what I was doing, I hid my phone under my pillow and told her to leave because I was having a wank. I got away with it, but the same day, I was around my GF's house, and we were watching a movie. I was watching shorts the whole time, and I was so sneaky, she didn't notice. She was trying to make advances on me and she put her hand on my thigh. I didn't think much of it and kept scrolling. She noticed that I was watching youtube shorts when I was watching ''skibidi toilet 58 (fanmade)'' and suddenly my phone's volume went up to the maximum out of nowhere (the volume button on my phone has been broken for like a month now.). She immediately took her hand off of my thigh and screamed ''ARE YOU WATCHING FUCKING SKIBIDI TOILET?!'' and, I'll spare you the details, but I'm currently sitting on her porch, bawling my fucking eyes out. I'm not sure if I'll ever recover from this, but atleast I have youtube shorts.

WTF mate Have no life?

 

[Tonberry]

The cold leftover pizza of today tasted better than the fresh nubile pizza of yesterday.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I wish i can join the cult of @ObscureJigglypuff

 

[Tonberry]

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

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The cold leftover pizza of today tasted better than the fresh nubile pizza of yesterday.

I like to put hot sauce on cold leftover pizza. Spicy breakfast.

 

[Kamako]

Ye

 

[Deleted member 231262]

an now we are talking about cults, hey if @ObscureJigglypuff offers you some Kool Aid, Dont Drink It people!!. : (

 

[AxeHammer]

oh hey, we're past 300 now

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

 

[Kudu]

@Ranmyakulchi

 

[Den MDM Den MDM]

@Ranmyakulchi

OMGGGG are you ranmie's lover?

 

[Deleted member 884]

The cold leftover pizza of today tasted better than the fresh nubile pizza of yesterday.

Cold pizza is good.

WTF mate Have no life?

Many people here has no life.

 

[Antilocal123]

I mean you simp for asian women crodie we knew you had no life beforehand. /j

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

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I wish i can join the cult of @ObscureJigglypuff

Same

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I mean you simp for asian women crodie we knew you had no life beforehand. /j

Anti spitting facts. /j

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

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I wish i can join the cult of @ObscureJigglypuff

D-d-don't join the c-c-cult!!!!
Great artists like you should be away from c-c-cults!!!!

(b-b-but thanks i guess, hug)

I love you guys so much, b-b.but p-p-please!!!!
STOP THE CULT!!!

an now we are talking about cults, hey if @ObscureJigglypuff offers you some Kool Aid, Dont Drink It people!!. : (

You can trust me <3

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

This antilocal guy is getting unhinged as time goes on also who the hell watches YT shorts???

 

[Antilocal123]

Heard he got banned for Necroposting, good riddance if you tell me.

 

[Den MDM Den MDM]

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Heard he got banned for Necroposting, good riddance if you tell me.

I mean what sort of person would think its good to have ur pfp giving middle finger to everyone including yourself ? Surely a masochist or Manchester city fan

 

[Antilocal123]

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

What? I'm the magic girl man!!! If we make a movie I will be the rich girl too

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What? I'm the magic girl man!!! If we make a movie I will be the rich girl too

Then I'll be the smart magical girl.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Then I'll be the smart magical girl.

Since you are from the moon you can be the ancient wise woman , suits you lunarian attitude better

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I mean you simp for asian women crodie we knew you had no life beforehand. /j

But asian girls are hot tho

D-d-don't join the c-c-cult!!!!
Great artists like you should be away from c-c-cults!!!!

(b-b-but thanks i guess, hug)

I love you guys so much, b-b.but p-p-please!!!!
STOP THE CULT!!!




You can trust me <3

Its too late i send my application via mail. In 2-3 business days i'll get my own cult costume!

 

[Antilocal123]

But asian girls are hot tho

Its too late i send my application via mail. In 2-3 business days i'll get my own cult costume!