It'd be turned into an AMC movie, as I go after the party responsible. It'd probably be some fat female lobbyist from San Wanga, with dyed blue and green hair who's racist, but won't admit they're racist. Movie goes like this:
Get Nichols Cage to play me.
* Attempt to log in to RGT. SITE GONE??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Find out fat bitch did it. Omega angry.
*Godzilla comes out of ocean roaring. I Tell him to fuck off, and he leaves scared.
*Find out it fat bitch in shitty country. UN won't do shit.
*Country says games suck need to be made extinct.
*Internets mad, I'm super MAD.
*Get on plane, fight Steven Segal, Tony Jaa and Jason Staham.
*Plane crashes, we stabbed pilot during last fight.
*Batman says not to, kick him in the dick.
*Final fight at fat bitch house goes like:
Closing credits are the Golden Axe ending credit music done by an orchestra.
Normies be like "What is RGT? Is it like UFC? MDAM? LCD? LED? UFC? FBI? CIA? What is it?"
Then some environmentalist bitch be like "RGT is in all us... We need to believe..."
Man, I'm so fucked up from this flu medication...