What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done ever?

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What’s KH?

Kingdom Hearts

 

[Kamako]

Too many social faux pas to count, but it doesn't stop my brain from trying to remind me of them all every other damn day.

 

[fake-kun]

Being born.

 

[bigstinkie]

i miss kirby 64

Post automatically merged: Jun 17, 2025

Too many social faux pas to count, but it doesn't stop my brain from trying to remind me of them all every other damn day.

this is a benefit of being neuronot right as i forget most things in the black hole of the void inside my mind after a few hours

 

[Tonberry]

Thinking too fast. When I was like 14 I had a stupid habit of trying to finish someone's sentences because I didn't like there to be awkward pauses and sort of anticipated them in advance, but I was just a stupid kid and it usually caused more awkward pauses if anything.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I GUESS /j

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I was an awkward kid with no social skills whatsoever, it would be faster to list the interactions that weren't embarrassing.

 

[CyberRabbit]

I was an awkward kid with no social skills whatsoever, it would be faster to list the interactions that weren't embarrassing.

Had no idea Hatsune Miku was a awkward kid

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Had no idea Hatsune Miku was a awkward kid

I'm imaging a small Miku having a negi with a drawn on face as a best friend Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy style

 

[Frickinfrik]

Asking my friends at school stupid questions.

 

[gwardojones]

<looks through her memories>
Nope... I can't post any of that stuff....
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Sorry kid-o. i would get the ban hammer​

Basically this, so I'll stick to a safe one.

Had a crush on a girl from a different church than me (it was about an hour away--our love was already forbidden, but my romantic inclinations saw no valley too great to cross). Found out she didn't have a boyfriend and excitedly rushed off to tell a friend the excellent news. Inches from him, I tripped on a power cable sticking out of an outlet, tumbled, then leapt up straight into the air shouting, "Eyyy! I'm okay!"

Unbeknownst to me, she had moved from where I last saw her and was standing two feet away from me when this all happened--along with about two dozen other people. I not only shamed myself in front of my crush, but several others, including my friend. Thankfully, I think they all thought I was just being goofy, but that moment lives on in my head rent free.

 

[Zerohour2k12]

Dude there's many but the was one time I was 7 or 8 at a birthday party and I unkowiningly ate a muffin that had lizard poop on it. Didn't notice it it until I was chewing it cuz it kind had the same color as dark chocolate. Thought it tasted funky then I trew up and made a mess.
Lizards are pretty common where I grew up, usually hanging on walls and ceilings.

 

[Cheela Cheela Cheela's icon]

Not embarrassing enough but still haunts me, i got food poisoning in a family wedding (second degree cousins)…and had to use special underwear because we were far from home. I was 8 years old at the time

 

[GuyZero32k4]

I'll try to keep this as PG rated as I can.
So one time when I was attending art school, there was girl I was speaking with. Everyone thought she was fat, due to her wearing very baggy clothes. She Wasn't. She had very large-- Um, like the anime Eiken. Imagine Tifa Lockhart, with even larger. Very.
Seriously, like they didn't belong on her tiny frame, so wore big clothes in an attempt to hide them. But you couldn't pull a fast one like that on me, I've always had trained eyes for perversion. Special skill unlocked: being able to look a girl in the face looking else where without being caught.

So one day, we go to art supply store together, buy stuff for class. Tease her I could draw or paint her. Which I honestly could have. She replies "Even nude?" At which point, she put an extra happy skip in her steps, which caused a jiggle which I saw through the shirt.
Jiggle that would make Mai Shiranui envious. "HOLY SHIT!" I thought to myself, looking at her face as she had a big smile.
I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and walked right into the glass door. Hard. Very hard. VERY, VERY HARD. Hard enough that not only my face hit it, I got knocked back and ended up sitting down on the ground from the impact, all the shit I bought flew. People were "Get glasses dude!" She bends down "Geez, are you ok?" At which point her damn shirt hangs down I could see the whole damn promised land. " JESUS! OH MY GOD!!!" I thought, as my nose had a drip of blood starting to come out from the impact like god damn anime.
She helped me pick up the stuff I bought and we left, I was embarrassed. "How come you weren't paying attention?" Shit, think fast..... "Your eyes hypnotized me. I like your eyes." (They were blue)

 

[DrunkGecko]

ok so im very socially awkward and screw up my wording when meeting new people. i was in college and this was right before our class began so i had to sit there hating myself after i did this. me and this girl were talking about halloween. and the whole conversation was actually going really well. well, she said she was gonna wear a pickle rick costume. and my dumbass responded with "why dont we meet up so i can poke a few holes in it." now, i was referring to the costume as a joke about how people thought the whole pickle rick thing was cringe. and she just went silent with an open mouth smile. the whole room was silent. the teacher was glaring daggers at me. then i said (keep in mind i still had yet to realize how that came out) "yeah thats right, i hate pickle rick." and she responded "oh i didnt think you were talking about the costume" and then i felt a sense of dread wash over me. i apologized profusely and everyone realized i didnt mean it like that. but i was so fucking embarrassed. and then class began and i had to sit there with the knowledge that everyone thought i told was shooting my shot with a stranger on the very first day of class right before it even began.

 

[Yousef]

Thinking too fast. When I was like 14 I had a stupid habit of trying to finish someone's sentences because I didn't like there to be awkward pauses and sort of anticipated them in advance, but I was just a stupid kid and it usually caused more awkward pauses if anything.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I GUESS /j

If it makes you feel better, a lot of adults do that here. Much to my dismay and suffering.

 

[DrunkGecko]

I'll try to keep this as PG rated as I can.
So one time when I was attending art school, there was girl I was speaking with. Everyone thought she was fat, due to her wearing very baggy clothes. She Wasn't. She had very large-- Um, like the anime Eiken. Imagine Tifa Lockhart, with even larger. Very.
Seriously, like they didn't belong on her tiny frame, so wore big clothes in an attempt to hide them. But you couldn't pull a fast one like that on me, I've always had trained eyes for perversion. Special skill unlocked: being able to look a girl in the face looking else where without being caught.

So one day, we go to art supply store together, buy stuff for class. Tease her I could draw or paint her. Which I honestly could have. She replies "Even nude?" At which point, she put an extra happy skip in her steps, which caused a jiggle which I saw through the shirt.
Jiggle that would make Mai Shiranui envious. "HOLY SHIT!" I thought to myself, looking at her face as she had a big smile.
I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and walked right into the glass door. Hard. Very hard. VERY, VERY HARD. Hard enough that not only my face hit it, I got knocked back and ended up sitting down on the ground from the impact, all the shit I bought flew. People were "Get glasses dude!" She bends down "Geez, are you ok?" At which point her damn shirt hangs down I could see the whole damn promised land. " JESUS!" I thought, as my nose had a drip of blood starting to come out from the impact like god damn anime.
She helped me pick up the stuff I bought and we left, I was embarrassed. "How come you weren't paying attention?" Shit, think fast..... "Your eyes hypnotized me. I like your eyes." (They were blue)

thats oddly cute lol

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I..made an account on RGT and ever since I live with unbearable amount of shame. Going as far to fill my life with alcohol and abusing my boyfriend. Living with this embarrassment isn't easay

Post automatically merged: Jun 18, 2025

I'll try to keep this as PG rated as I can.
So one time when I was attending art school, there was girl I was speaking with. Everyone thought she was fat, due to her wearing very baggy clothes. She Wasn't. She had very large-- Um, like the anime Eiken. Imagine Tifa Lockhart, with even larger. Very.
Seriously, like they didn't belong on her tiny frame, so wore big clothes in an attempt to hide them. But you couldn't pull a fast one like that on me, I've always had trained eyes for perversion. Special skill unlocked: being able to look a girl in the face looking else where without being caught.

So one day, we go to art supply store together, buy stuff for class. Tease her I could draw or paint her. Which I honestly could have. She replies "Even nude?" At which point, she put an extra happy skip in her steps, which caused a jiggle which I saw through the shirt.
Jiggle that would make Mai Shiranui envious. "HOLY SHIT!" I thought to myself, looking at her face as she had a big smile.
I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and walked right into the glass door. Hard. Very hard. VERY, VERY HARD. Hard enough that not only my face hit it, I got knocked back and ended up sitting down on the ground from the impact, all the shit I bought flew. People were "Get glasses dude!" She bends down "Geez, are you ok?" At which point her damn shirt hangs down I could see the whole damn promised land. " JESUS! OH MY GOD!!!" I thought, as my nose had a drip of blood starting to come out from the impact like god damn anime.
She helped me pick up the stuff I bought and we left, I was embarrassed. "How come you weren't paying attention?" Shit, think fast..... "Your eyes hypnotized me. I like your eyes." (They were blue)

just like my japanese animes

 

[CyberRabbit]

I'll try to keep this as PG rated as I can.
So one time when I was attending art school, there was girl I was speaking with. Everyone thought she was fat, due to her wearing very baggy clothes. She Wasn't. She had very large-- Um, like the anime Eiken. Imagine Tifa Lockhart, with even larger. Very.
Seriously, like they didn't belong on her tiny frame, so wore big clothes in an attempt to hide them. But you couldn't pull a fast one like that on me, I've always had trained eyes for perversion. Special skill unlocked: being able to look a girl in the face looking else where without being caught.

So one day, we go to art supply store together, buy stuff for class. Tease her I could draw or paint her. Which I honestly could have. She replies "Even nude?" At which point, she put an extra happy skip in her steps, which caused a jiggle which I saw through the shirt.
Jiggle that would make Mai Shiranui envious. "HOLY SHIT!" I thought to myself, looking at her face as she had a big smile.
I wasn't paying attention to where I was going, and walked right into the glass door. Hard. Very hard. VERY, VERY HARD. Hard enough that not only my face hit it, I got knocked back and ended up sitting down on the ground from the impact, all the shit I bought flew. People were "Get glasses dude!" She bends down "Geez, are you ok?" At which point her damn shirt hangs down I could see the whole damn promised land. " JESUS! OH MY GOD!!!" I thought, as my nose had a drip of blood starting to come out from the impact like god damn anime.
She helped me pick up the stuff I bought and we left, I was embarrassed. "How come you weren't paying attention?" Shit, think fast..... "Your eyes hypnotized me. I like your eyes." (They were blue)

Not trying to be rude but I don’t understand this

 

[Mr. SyS]

Lately? How about when I signed up here with the same name I had on another site which would have got me banned from that other site because they have a big stick up their ass about piracy? Spike was cool he let me delete it and re-register with a new name when I realized my mistake.

 

[CyberRabbit]

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That's ADORABLE!!!

The image or the story?

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

Buying into Blush Blush. A stain on my gamer soul for completion.

 

[bjork]

I've told the story on here before, just not sure which thread: shitting my pants when I was like 8, with shorts on. It filled the back of my shorts and I thought it was a fart, so I slapped my hands on my ass, thinking I'd send out a deadly fart cloud. Instead, I sent two jets of liquid shit down the backs of my legs. That was like 40 years ago and I can still feel it like it just happened, so gross.

 

[_Lorenzo_]

Being late to work or an appointement...

 

[KenaiPhoenix]

I once "stole" a cat, and put it in my backpack, and I got caught.