What are your favourite video game character quotes?

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

I catch myself quoting back random lines from video game characters all the time. Usually it'll be from a cutscene (ex: Kingdom Hearts 2 "Simply Amazing Roxas....") or a line of fight dialogue from a character (ex: Final Fantasy XIV "TO ME MY KNIGHTS!")

My favourites are all probably from Final Fantasy XIV. So many of those boss lines live rent free in the talkbox that is my mind.

Some choice examples:
"TO ME MY KNIGHTS!"
"LET THE RRRRREVALS BEGIN!"
"This shall be a mercy! You disgust me... FILTHY RATS!"

 

[middler]

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

 

[Stingy Perry]

Devils don’t cry- Dante(DMC)
I’m still alive!-G.L.a.D.O.S.(Portal 2)

 

[Viviana Santos]

“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.” from Half Life 2

 

[Samatonic]

"In a world without gold, we might have been heroes" - Black Beard - AC: Blackflag
"Nothing is true, Everything is permitted" - Assassin Creed
"Kept you waiting huh ?" - Metal Gear Solid
"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter" - Niko - GTA IV
"Did I ever told you, the definition of Insanity ?" - Vaas - Fry Cry 3
"Jackpot!!" - Dante - DMC

 

[Viviana Santos]

 

[ThePeon]

"Nords' armor has lots of fur. This sometimes makes M'aiq nervous."

"They call me Dirge, 'cause I'm the last thing you hear before they put you in the ground. Why? You think it's funny or something?"

 

[Super Funky Piece]

tons of alerts or banter from guards in Thief is stuck in my mind, but of course from the first proper mission there's the conversation on the bear pits and how one guard laments that "They just don't make bears like they used to".

 

[AkiraSO4]

Raiden, turn the game console off right now!

 

[VampireLord1024VampireLord1024's icon]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum."

 

[Stare best girl]

''once I embraced my powers, I realized that foreigner was correct, we are Gods, Dark Gods and it is our duty to thin the herd... hahahahahaha...''

-Kain(Legacy of Kain Blood Omen)

 

[Swerve]

Muscle heads, hate em! - Ultros ff 3 / 6

 

[Antilocal123]

“I'm in Cali on the 'Gram postin' P's of that skunk Got these hoes on my dick 'cause they know I go dumb.” — Ryu, Ninja Gaiden.

 

[LiberoVulpesLiberoVulpes's icon]

"That's that and this is this."
"Women are like sunsets; they're beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow."

 

[NeonKnights]

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" KAZ

 

[jon2]

"... I love you. I always have and I always will."

- Maxim, Lufia: RIse of the Sinistrals (SNES)

"So, have you found a reason to fight yet... Buddy?"

"Too bad, Buddy. This twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from 'zero' with this V2 and entrust the future to the next generation.'

- Larry "Pixy" Foulke, Ace Combat Zero (PS2)

"I don't flirt... I seduce"

- Louis Loiselle, Rainbow Six Lockdown (PS2)

"PHILISTINES!"

- Shapiro Keats, Super Robot Taisen J (GBA fan translation)

"Mint has that quiet elegance about her, but I bet Arche *FOX* like a tiger."

- Klarth F. Lester, Tales of Phantasia (SNES DeJap fan translation) <censored for NSFW>

"It's funny how things turn around, just by singing out loud"

- "In Your Voice" by Coriander AKA Connie of the Garland Globetrotters, Steambot Chronicles/Bumpy Trot (PS2)

"ERECTUS!"

- mass-produced unit, Age of Empires (PC)

"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"

- Sea Raider, Mount and Blade: Warband (PC)

 

[Viviana Santos]

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" KAZ

 

[Cantarella]

"I think ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily."

 

[Jediuser]

Plenty from the Portal games

"I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."

"Did you find the portal gun? And are you alive? Probably should have asked that one first"

"Nice job breaking it, hero"

"You dangerous, mute lunatic"

"I've been very busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me? We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But don't worry. I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."

"Are you alive or dead? If you're alive, two stomps. If you're dead, obviously no stomps. If you're alive but dying, one stomp."

"Holmes vs Moriarty. Aristotle vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"

 

[Viviana Santos]

Top 10 quotes of all time.

 

[Poltergeist]

"Story of my life..." Leon, Resident Evil 4
"Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!" Nishiki, Yakuza

 

[Viviana Santos]

 

[Hourai]

No, I do not recommend you play this.

 

[Jediuser]

(ex: Kingdom Hearts 2 "Simply Amazing Roxas....")

"Looks like my Summer Vacation is...over"

 

[MrBird]