What a crazy headline this is:

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

the Honorable Judge Miyamoto: "you're nothin but a two-bit 8-bit criminal!! Game Over - Return of *canon* "

All rise for the Honorable Judge Miyamoto

YAHOO

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

^^ I swear, I'm gonna settle down with a girl rockin the green hairdo. if she isn't at first green-haired, she don't know it yet but... SHE WILL

 

[CheesyExplosive]

the Honorable Judge Miyamoto: "you're nothin but a two-bit 8-bit criminal!! Game Over - Return of *canon* "

and get suedddddddd /\ /\

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

^^ I swear, I'm gonna settle down with a girl rockin the green hairdo. if she isn't at first green-haired, she don't know it yet but... SHE WILL

Good

 

[RageBurner]

the mega drive sound chip dosent do what snes do. rock n roll racing on snes is masterful.

The hardware isn't bad, programmers either didn't have the time, money or inclination to really work on the audio properly. Don't take my word for it, check out the much improved Mega Drive version hack of RRR.

 

[Segadude113]

The hardware isn't bad, programmers either didn't have the time, money or inclination to really work on the audio properly. Don't take my word for it, check out the much improved Mega Drive version hack of RRR.

that and Sega pretty much threw western devs under the bus with GEMS.

 

[Lena CE]

If that stuff gets trashed, it's gonna be be more heartbreaking than that time that Reddit user found a source copy of Starcraft and returned it to Blizzard for some game keys instead of rightfully throwing it online for the world to use.

 

[peppermintcandy]

dont you love it when companies that cry about their copyright and other legal stuff go and show they honestly dont give a fuck and would do undergroumd slimy things like this if they can?

You really think that they aren't doing shady shit under our eyes? lol

 

[VRMarti]

I couldn't read the complete article, I was looking at the pictures and seeing everything so unorganized, with ugly stickers and in such bad condition that my head started itching like crazy because of my OCD. I could never buy anything of that in those conditions :(

As someone who also has OCD... it goes without saying that this is dev kit stuff and prototype carts with prototype games on them... they don't come from factory with printed shiny labels on them, they get hand-written labels in the office where the games are being made. Frequently wiped and re-used as well... they aren't for customers like you <_<

 

[Yousef]

...it all dates back to the Backxwardz Compatibility Squad that Atari hired to spy on Hudson Soft which was busily pregnant with a passportable marketing license. NEC, the proud half-godsonfather of said Hudson HawkSoft became increasingly suspectified of GameGRRLz launch titles on a feared market-chain of stores called the Groove Adventure Rave 5589.RUvZ!S to no avail, as this was post-prophesized by Yoshi MacBastard, Ltd. AND OMG - HELL BROKE LOSE IN ALL 8 D-PAD DIRECTIONULZ and 0 kids were sent to detention at the dentist acciDENTALLY. EEE. G.I. Joe the Top Transformist Candidate Autocon Deceptibot Nemesis Commandforcer were en route to the infamous notoriety-plaguery of the Backxwardz Compatibility Senility Squad-Mod till Microsoft pissed off God n started weather patterns that can never be forgiven.

Forwards-Compatibility for consoles became the only viable option foreseen by marketing predictions that died 81 yrs ago, ergo eetou PetCo. deathmode roLL-canceled proceedings n o' no - run like the gingerbread man, it's out of our pixellated truncated outdated hands.

...AND INFINITY YASHISHI SYMBOL vs. SIDEWURDz AMPERSANDS.

(this is just to clear things up concerning our sane systematic asymmetries kthnx ur name will be called shortly, ma'amsir)

That is a wild story for sure

 

[nobitakun]

As someone who also has OCD... it goes without saying that this is dev kit stuff and prototype carts with prototype games on them... they don't come from factory with printed shiny labels on them, they get hand-written labels in the office where the games are being made. Frequently wiped and re-used as well... they aren't for customers like you <_<

Yeah, you bet. I would see a problem if somebody gave me all of that :(

 

[Bonkers225]

All rise for the Honorable Judge Miyamoto

YAHOO

He's busy, so Gay Bowser will stand in for him.

 

[petran79]

I like how all they had to do after realizing their mistake was just ask the guy for their consoles back and refund the 10k he paid. In their infinite wisdom they chose to have their stock value drop. The Internet has offered us so many lessons on how being a massive twat ends and yet the corpos continuously refuse to learn.

this would be even more humiliating for them

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

He's busy, so Gay Bowser will stand in for him.

What if all along Doug Bowser happened to be gay? He would be THE Gay Bowser