...it all dates back to the Backxwardz Compatibility Squad that Atari hired to spy on Hudson Soft which was busily pregnant with a passportable marketing license. NEC, the proud half-godsonfather of said Hudson HawkSoft became increasingly suspectified of GameGRRLz launch titles on a feared market-chain of stores called the Groove Adventure Rave 5589.RUvZ!S to no avail, as this was post-prophesized by Yoshi MacBastard, Ltd. AND OMG - HELL BROKE LOSE IN ALL 8 D-PAD DIRECTIONULZ and 0 kids were sent to detention at the dentist acciDENTALLY. EEE. G.I. Joe the Top Transformist Candidate Autocon Deceptibot Nemesis Commandforcer were en route to the infamous notoriety-plaguery of the Backxwardz Compatibility Senility Squad-Mod till Microsoft pissed off God n started weather patterns that can never be forgiven.
Forwards-Compatibility for consoles became the only viable option foreseen by marketing predictions that died 81 yrs ago, ergo eetou PetCo. deathmode roLL-canceled proceedings n o' no - run like the gingerbread man, it's out of our pixellated truncated outdated hands.
...AND INFINITY YASHISHI SYMBOL vs. SIDEWURDz AMPERSANDS.
(this is just to clear things up concerning our sane systematic asymmetries kthnx ur name will be called shortly, ma'amsir)