Top 10 Video Game Locations I’d Get Zooted In:

[DietPepsi]

I was inspired by a video I saw on social media so I thought I'd give my own take

• Cheep Cheep Beach - Mario Kart DS
  
  
  
  
  
• The Palisades Mall - Dead Rising 2
  
  
  
  
  
• The Diamond Bungalows - Dead Island 1
  
  
  
  
  
• Nuketown - Call of Duty Black Ops
  
  
  
  
  
• The Casino - Schedule 1
  
  
  
  
  
• The Splash Party Arena - Teamfight Tactics
  
  
  
  
  
• Gangplank Galleon - Donkey Kong Country
  
  
  
  
  
• Côte d'Azur - Gran Turismo 4
  
  
  
  
  
• Megafruit Paradise - Super Mario Party
  
  
  
  
  
• Shopping District - Street Fighter II
  
  
  
  

Honorable Mention:​

• Dinky The T Rex - Fallout New Vegas
  
  

 

[kingofdragons]

okay these slang seems to just keep moving these days, what the hell is zooted?

 

[Required Username]

okay these slang seems to just keep moving these days, what the hell is zooted?

Yeah I thought this was places to do coke or something.

 

[Raziya The Seeker]

I just assume "zooted" means getting shot, due to sounding similar in English. Also, because a lot of them come from shooty-puff games. Apparently it means to get high out of one's mind, according to Urban Dictionary. Of course, the meme could just be for one's favorite game stages.

The Schedule 1 stage makes a lot of sense.

...at least with that Mario Party stage, it'd be a great and tasty way to alleviate the munchies. I like pineapple. :3

 

[_oBSOLEte_]

okay these slang seems to just keep moving these days, what the hell is zooted?

It's when you get snu'snu'd by surprise by an unusually large tnetennba.

 

[kingofdragons]

It's when you get snu'snu'd by surprise by an unusually large tnetennba.

and here I was thinking it was about wearing a zoot suit

 

[ATenderLad]

I'mma stick with stoned/smashed/potted/grilled/lit/turnt/krunk/wasted/blitzed/stewed/in her cups/absolutely rat-arsed/high as a kite with eyes as red as the devils' dick.

I just don't think I'm capable of change.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

I'd like one zooting at Dinky the T-Rex, please.

 

[Johnathan Smikey]

I mean, I now understand what you mean, but you can't just say "zooted" and expect someone to know what you mean. I was reading this post thinking it was a sex thing.

 

[Cantarella]

zooted is decades old my goblins

instinctively I wanted to pick Arni. Maybe Zeal too, even if there is the danger of falling into the atmosphere.

Diorre also seems good.

 

[Antilocal123]

Holy fuck oldie alert i forget everyone on here is 90 years old. /j

Anyway based thread I’d get zooted in the Okage Shadow King world that shit looks rad

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Im gonna start blowing some powder dough on the mario green pipe, shit gets me zooted across on the trail of beers with a couple of Cherokee chicks. You feel me?

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

Holy fuck oldie alert i forget everyone on here is 90 years old. /j

Anyway based thread I’d get zooted in the Okage Shadow King world that shit looks rad

Go to sleep, you're 5.