There are no bad Nintendo games. Prove me wrong.

[Octopus]

This game is just straight up awful, there is no way you can say something positive about this.

 

[χKai]

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This game is just straight up awful, there is no way you can say something positive about this.

I love this game.
It's a bit clunky and awkward, and the colors are a bit dull, but man I feel like I'm Spider-Man going on an adventure when I play this. Controls could use some tightening-up, but it's by no means unplayable. Hell; some people even enjoy it!

 

[Octopus]

I love this game.
It's a bit clunky and awkward, and the colors are a bit dull, but man I feel like I'm Spider-Man going on an adventure when I play this. Controls could use some tightening-up, but it's by no means unplayable. Hell; some people even enjoy it!

Alright I didn't expect that response, some tightening up on the controls is definitely an understatement. I'll have to do the nuclear option then.

There is nothing good about this game.

 

[χKai]

Alright I didn't expect that response, some tightening up on the controls is definitely an understatement. I'll have to do the nuclear option then.

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There is nothing good about this game.

I love this. I was having so much fun as Wolverine, with Cyclops as my partner (just made sense).
That is, until I got to the second 'screen', and could not figure out what the hell to do. I've seen people playing past this part, but I haven't figured out what cryptic bullshit to solve the puzzle of getting by the first room.

I think the worst part of all this is; I want to like it. It could even be a little fun if there wasn't so much shit coming at you, or the game gave you even a glimpse of an idea what to do. I'm gonna have to give you this one.

Take your present.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

This whole thread is Raiden punching Armstrong.

 

[Gavin_McShooter]

Home Alone for the SNES

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

 

[χKai]

Home Alone for the SNES

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
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Man, I used to play this when I was a kid. It's a terrible and stupid game, but it gets kind of addicting to find all the presents. Lots of good memories of this game, despite the jank.

Try Again

 

[VampireLord1024VampireLord1024's icon]

Superman 64

 

[Gavin_McShooter]

Superman 64

It's no use, I bet he thinks Hong Kong 97 is a masterpiece.

 

[Frickinfrik]

Action 52

 

[Advil Lavs]

I dunno if someone put it up already but eh: NES Dragon's Lair
I don't think you can even beat it because it was poorly programmed.

 

[RETRO-VETRO RETRO-VETRO]

I'll try my best to prove you wrong, I guess:

• Waterworld (Virtual Boy)
• Virtual League Baseball (Virtual Boy)
• 3D Tetris (Virtual Boy)
• Teleroboxer (Virtual Boy)
• Urban Champion (NES)
• Stack-Up (NES)
• Clu Clu Land (NES)
• Wii Music (Wii)
• Wii Play: Motion (Wii)
• Wii Sports Club (Wii U)
• Steel Diver (3DS)
• Steel Diver: Sub Wars (3DS)
• Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash (Wii U)
• Mario Tennis: Open (3DS)
• Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival (Wii U)
• Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp (Mobile)
• Pokémon Dash (DS)
• Pokémon Rumble U (Wii U)
• Pokémon Picross (3DS)
• Devil’s Third (Wii U)
• The Letter (Wii U eShop)
• Sing Party (Wii U)
• Zelda: Tri Force Heroes (3DS)
• Zelda CD-i Games (Faces of Evil / Wand of Gamelon / Zelda’s Adventure)
• Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (weaker entries)
• Mario Party 10 (Wii U)
• Mario Party: The Top 100 (3DS)
• Metroid Other M (Wii)
• Metroid Prime: Federation Force (3DS)

 

[Sumea]

Metroid: Other M

Ironically what everyone says is it is enjoyable to play, just the story is painful. Even I felt like this during the 15 minutes I tried it and didn't even get the story woes in that time but I ADHD'd off to something else pretty quick.

 

[χKai]

I'll try my best to prove you wrong, I guess:

• Waterworld (Virtual Boy)
• Virtual League Baseball (Virtual Boy)
• 3D Tetris (Virtual Boy)
• Teleroboxer (Virtual Boy)
• Urban Champion (NES)
• Stack-Up (NES)
• Clu Clu Land (NES)
• Wii Music (Wii)
• Wii Play: Motion (Wii)
• Wii Sports Club (Wii U)
• Steel Diver (3DS)
• Steel Diver: Sub Wars (3DS)
• Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash (Wii U)
• Mario Tennis: Open (3DS)
• Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival (Wii U)
• Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp (Mobile)
• Pokémon Dash (DS)
• Pokémon Rumble U (Wii U)
• Pokémon Picross (3DS)
• Devil’s Third (Wii U)
• The Letter (Wii U eShop)
• Sing Party (Wii U)
• Zelda: Tri Force Heroes (3DS)
• Zelda CD-i Games (Faces of Evil / Wand of Gamelon / Zelda’s Adventure)
• Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (weaker entries)
• Mario Party 10 (Wii U)
• Mario Party: The Top 100 (3DS)
• Metroid Other M (Wii)
• Metroid Prime: Federation Force (3DS)

I did specify NES/SNES in the first post, I know I did

Anyway, I'm a huge fan of Urban Champion! Probably one of the only people who likes that game by the look of things; I'm always seeing it on people's lists of 'bad' games and I'm like "Why? I think it's fun!"

I'm also fan of Clu Clu Land, if I hadn't broken my brain awhile back I could probably focus enough to be good at it! Unfortunately, my functionality has become severely limited compared to my previous form.

Stack-up it is! Time to check it out, after a few of these other ones, starting with Super Monkey Daibouken (Which was a bitch to find outside of RGT )

 

[trickybus]

Alright, I'm bringing out the big guns:

Bebe's Kids (USA) SNES ROM – CDRomance

Bebe's Kids (USA) SNES ROM Languages: English. For the Super NES.

cdromance.org

Chester Cheetah:Too Cool to Fool (USA) SNES ROM – CDRomance

Chester Cheetah:Too Cool to Fool (USA) SNES ROM Languages: English. For the Super NES.

cdromance.org

Family Dog (USA) SNES ROM – CDRomance

Family Dog (USA) SNES ROM Languages: English. For the Super NES.

cdromance.org

 

[ThunderBoy]

There are dozens.
DOZENS!!

 

[Someoneanon55]

I'll try my best to prove you wrong, I guess:

• Waterworld (Virtual Boy)
• Virtual League Baseball (Virtual Boy)
• 3D Tetris (Virtual Boy)
• Teleroboxer (Virtual Boy)
• Urban Champion (NES)
• Stack-Up (NES)
• Clu Clu Land (NES)
• Wii Music (Wii)
• Wii Play: Motion (Wii)
• Wii Sports Club (Wii U)
• Steel Diver (3DS)
• Steel Diver: Sub Wars (3DS)
• Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash (Wii U)
• Mario Tennis: Open (3DS)
• Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival (Wii U)
• Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp (Mobile)
• Pokémon Dash (DS)
• Pokémon Rumble U (Wii U)
• Pokémon Picross (3DS)
• Devil’s Third (Wii U)
• The Letter (Wii U eShop)
• Sing Party (Wii U)
• Zelda: Tri Force Heroes (3DS)
• Zelda CD-i Games (Faces of Evil / Wand of Gamelon / Zelda’s Adventure)
• Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (weaker entries)
• Mario Party 10 (Wii U)
• Mario Party: The Top 100 (3DS)
• Metroid Other M (Wii)
• Metroid Prime: Federation Force (3DS)

He asked for games from the NES and SNES era.
Anyway, Metroid Other M and Federation Force aren't bad games.
They're just bad Metroid games. Mario Tennis open isn't bad either. Neither is Zelda Triforce Heroes. I enjoyed all of those games. Especially Triforce Heroes.

 

[WallachiaResident98]

Ironically what everyone says is it is enjoyable to play, just the story is painful. Even I felt like this during the 15 minutes I tried it and didn't even get the story woes in that time but I ADHD'd off to something else pretty quick.

I tried to watch a playthrough of it, and it does look like an absolute blast, but the story was causing me extreme anguish and the fact that Samus literally started pissing herself at the sight of Ridley was just a "WTF" moment for me, and the fact that it's a 3D game that you had to hold the wiimote sideways to play turned me off of the idea of actually trying to get through it myself because I had a VERY bad experience with a game with the same control scheme **COUGH** Sonic and the Secret Rings **COUGH**.

 

[Graw]

Just thinking of the bad nes and snes games I owned as a kid I'd say

Predator(nes)
Defenders of Dynatron City(nes)
Bart vs The Space Mutants(nes)
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy(snes) these are really bad ports of the nes games
Out to Lunch(snes)
Bubsy(snes)

 

[VampireLord1024VampireLord1024's icon]

It's no use, I bet he thinks Hong Kong 97 is a masterpiece.

It could be possible.

 

[χKai]

Super Monkey Daibouken

Alright man. So, I managed to find and patch the ROM, and I played it. Must have been about 10 straight minutes I spent walking in circles around the map unable to interact with anything or find any locations. It might be my phone screen and that I somehow missed it, over and over again repeatedly, but either way it's a win for you!

Here's your present!

I dunno if someone put it up already but eh: NES Dragon's Lair
I don't think you can even beat it because it was poorly programmed.

You automatically win this one. This won't happen often.
Here's your present!

Alright, I'm bringing out the big guns:

Bebe's Kids (USA) SNES ROM – CDRomance

Bebe's Kids (USA) SNES ROM Languages: English. For the Super NES.

cdromance.org

Chester Cheetah:Too Cool to Fool (USA) SNES ROM – CDRomance

Chester Cheetah:Too Cool to Fool (USA) SNES ROM Languages: English. For the Super NES.

cdromance.org

Family Dog (USA) SNES ROM – CDRomance

Family Dog (USA) SNES ROM Languages: English. For the Super NES.

cdromance.org

Big guns indeed
I'm sorry sir, but you already win with Bebe's Kids; 8'm not just saying that, because I've played Bebe's Kids with the serious intent to get through it:
Bad controls, bad hit detection, enemies take WAY too many hits to kill, and it wouldn't matter if you didn't HAVE to kill them to progress. Hands down victory

Take your present. I'll check out the other two games just for fun.

There are dozens.
DOZENS!!

Superman 64

Try Again

Action 52

Oh man are you barking up the wrong tree!
This is like a fuckin' gold mine of fun activity to be had! To be sure, I booted it up and played some Silver Sword until I got distracted and my 80-HD won out.

Try Again

 

[petran79]

the PD Roms on the SNES will literally make you to look away in disgust

 

[Frickinfrik]

Ok, surely this game would make your blood boil:
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

 

[χKai]

Just thinking of the bad nes and snes games I owned as a kid I'd say

Predator(nes)
Defenders of Dynatron City(nes)
Bart vs The Space Mutants(nes)
Ninja Gaiden Trilogy(snes) these are really bad ports of the nes games
Out to Lunch(snes)
Bubsy(snes)

Alright, I'll check it out!
I love Bart vs the Space Mutants, by the way; it's a total breath of fresh air having beaten Bart. vs The World as a kid, and even that game has it's good points; you just have to be extremely dedicated or a hardcore Simpsons fan to see them. I'm both

the PD Roms on the SNES will literally make you to look away in disgust

Oh man, I grew up on the stuff!
I've probably seen every pornographic NES/SNES game, except if they came out post-2000s.
(There are some really fucked up ones too )

I tried to watch a playthrough of it, and it does look like an absolute blast, but the story was causing me extreme anguish and the fact that Samus literally started pissing herself at the sight of Ridley was just a "WTF" moment for me, and the fact that it's a 3D game that you had to hold the wiimote sideways to play turned me off of the idea of actually trying to get through it myself because I had a VERY bad experience with a game with the same control scheme **COUGH** Sonic and the Secret Rings **COUGH**.

It sounds like instead of respecting the IP and characters, like they just made someone's horny alien fantasy.

I might check it out.

Ok, surely this game would make your blood boil:
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
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I've been waiting for this
I actually love this game. I know it gets a lot of hate, and yeah, most of that is probably righteous. But, I can't honestly say it's unplayable, or that I couldn't get into it. That said, I never actually have, so I'll give you that one.

Here's your present!

 

[Lod 10]