A Federation Fleet commander enters the tavern owned by Cap’n
@Zerpina he looks around and sees a caped man drinking while talking to one of the waitresses.
“Well if it ain’t the bearer of misfortune himself Stingy Perry!” the commander spoke.
“I am” just as he about to introduce himself Stingy interrupted him”I know who you are .” “You’re one of the 5 fleet commanders who sells ‘decommissioned weapons’ to those warlords…….ooops I’m sorry I miscount I mean four I happened to ‘accidentally’ stabbed your comrade 13 times during my last outing.”
“Wanna take this outside” Stingy said. As they walked out of the tavern Stingy said “I only see a small and 2 men, where’s you fleet?” The commander spoke “Its 200 nautical miles from this island that’s within striking distance for me to pulverize place!”
A shockwave that came from afar was faintly felt all over the island. It was Stingy Perry’s ship The Irredeemable that just took out an entire fleet. Just as the commander’s men are about to fire their gun at Stingy, knives pierced their chests instantly killing them, it was thrown by his first mate Mirialla. A stab from Stingy’s saber piercing the commander’s chest instantly killing him. “Monsters like you don’t deserve a quick death but I can’t afford to make a mess of this great place.” Stingy Perry said. I need some men to clean up here, Mirialla said over the radio prompting the crew to dispose of the bodies.