Forum Game The RGT Island Commune

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

A dark fog rolls over the island. Everything turns dark as a moonless night. Random pirate music can be heard in the background. A loud crash can be heard. Out of the mist at the basecamp, a woman walks out of the fog. It drifts away, revealing her fleet of demonic ghost-type ships.

So? <She pulls the cork out of a bottle of rum> Who do I have to stick my Strap-on in here to get some service?
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I can give you cream less cream filled donuts

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Meanwhile, the LDC can plant carrots on the island at peace.

 

[CheesyExplosive]

A dark fog rolls over the island. Everything turns dark as a moonless night. Random pirate music can be heard in the background. A loud crash can be heard. Out of the mist at the basecamp, a woman walks out of the fog. It drifts away, revealing her fleet of demonic ghost-type ships.

So? <She pulls the cork out of a bottle of rum> Who do I have to stick my Strap-on in here to get some service?
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Hi Lass, everything is full here.

 

[Zerpina]

As I understand it... the AI built her body anatomically correct, so I'm interested. If it can build it that way, can she add in a... well, fun attachment, yar har, and all that?

Anyway, join us at the bar. points to the ship that just landed on the beach and turned over. It's now a bar. Everyone drinks for a slightly lower price... favors or gold, me boy-os, and lassis. Now drink up, me hearties! Yo-ho!

Oh, a word of warning... Downs the entire bottle of rum. Don't hit on my pirate girls, they don't take kindly to males.

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Sings with her all girl crew

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Dang you beat me to mark

 

[Zerpina]

Dang you beat me to mark

Still good song matey

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<Dawn breaks, Wakes up the next morning, majorly hungover, and moves three girls off of her>

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Sang this one with the crew when it stormed once on the way back from a trip

 

[Zerpina]

Sang this one with the crew when it stormed once on the way back from a trip

A few days later, the pirate girls are making booze from the coconuts and bananas on the island. Zerpina's bar is a fairly lively place. The pirate girls and people on the island hang out, have fun, and joke around. Everyone is having a good time. Zerpina is pulling some weird stunts, climbing the flagpole and singing this while downing banana rum.

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[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

A few days later, the pirate girls are making booze from the coconuts and bananas on the island. Zerpina's bar is a fairly lively place. The pirate girls and people on the island hang out, have fun, and joke around. Everyone is having a good time. Zerpina is pulling some weird stunts, climbing the flagpole and singing this while downing banana rum.

(looks at the Cap’n) Give me the strongest booze you have!

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

A few days later, the pirate girls are making booze from the coconuts and bananas on the island. Zerpina's bar is a fairly lively place. The pirate girls and people on the island hang out, have fun, and joke around. Everyone is having a good time. Zerpina is pulling some weird stunts, climbing the flagpole and singing this while downing banana rum.

Oh hey while you're here K. Rool has been popping up every once in awhile with his weird castle island. Think you can take care of it?

 

[CheesyExplosive]

As I understand it... the AI built her body anatomically correct, so I'm interested. If it can build it that way, can she add in a... well, fun attachment, yar har, and all that?

Anyway, join us at the bar. points to the ship that just landed on the beach and turned over. It's now a bar. Everyone drinks for a slightly lower price... favors or gold, me boy-os, and lassis. Now drink up, me hearties! Yo-ho!

Oh, a word of warning... Downs the entire bottle of rum. Don't hit on my pirate girls, they don't take kindly to males.

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Sings with her all girl crew

Don't worry lass me scallywags won't send them to "davy jones bedroom" and try to keehual em how ever we want, you can chill easy.

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A few days later, the pirate girls are making booze from the coconuts and bananas on the island. Zerpina's bar is a fairly lively place. The pirate girls and people on the island hang out, have fun, and joke around. Everyone is having a good time. Zerpina is pulling some weird stunts, climbing the flagpole and singing this while downing banana rum.

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i got a better one:

 

[Zerpina]

Oh hey while you're here K. Rool has been popping up every once in awhile with his weird castle island. Think you can take care of it?

Ah huh? What? <Half cock drunk from rum>
Why? Did they do something unpirate? Those bastards! FIRE! <points up> <crickets chirp>

Several minutes later,

K. Rool's castle is bombarded by several thousand explosive cannonballs.

Oops... that was the heavy artillery. Whoosh, well

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Ah huh? What? <Half cock drunk from rum>
Why? Did they do something unpirate? Those bastards! FIRE! <points up> <crickets chirp>

Several minutes later,

K. Rool's castle is bombarded by several thousand explosive cannonballs.

Oops... that was the heavy artillery. Whoosh, well

Well that takes care of that. Try chocolate milk with coconut rum for what people call dangerous and like an almond joy that gets you drunk

 

[CheesyExplosive]

Ah huh? What? <Half cock drunk from rum>
Why? Did they do something unpirate? Those bastards! FIRE! <points up> <crickets chirp>

Several minutes later,

K. Rool's castle is bombarded by several thousand explosive cannonballs.

Oops... that was the heavy artillery. Whoosh, well

Don't worry they have been occupied two days ago.

meanwhile at k. rool:

 

[Zerpina]

<About half drunk>
by the way... Want me to take care of the ghost ships outside the island?
<holds a glowing triangle>
I can trap ectoplasm and creatures made of it. Well, for a price.
<downs more coconut rum>
Yo ho, a pirates life for me matey

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Well that takes care of that. Try chocolate milk with coconut rum for what people call dangerous and like an almond joy that gets you drunk

That sounds feisty aight hit me one!

 

[CheesyExplosive]

<About half drunk>
by the way... Want me to take care of the ghost ships outside the island?
<holds a glowing triangle>
I can trap ectoplasm and creatures made of it. Well, for a price.
<downs more coconut rum>
Yo ho, a pirates life for me matey

Don't go for it, i can easily wish you away my goons are doing no harm.

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

You best believe I'm here. I'm after that hot naughty AI.
I'll make her mine, now if you don't mind. I have a building to assault and an android to take hostage.

I'm sorry what?

 

[CheesyExplosive]

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no me i hope im 1000 miles away.

 

[secreto7 secreto7]

Now we need that demon here to complete the unholy trinity

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

@Zerpina
Oh please, do go ahead and invade my precious little facility. After all, since you're the one making the first move, pirate girl, that makes you the aggressor. And I? Well, I’m perfectly within my rights to turn you into a smoldering pile with the full might of my facility’s arsenal. So... go on, give me a reason to laugh. I’d love to see how that works out for you.

 

[CheesyExplosive]

I'm sorry what?
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well this is nice the lass is going to finish the job for me entertain yourself zerpina.

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Now we need that demon here to complete the unholy trinity

ohhhh jeez the three wickedteers.

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

@Zerpina @CheesyExplosive

 

[CheesyExplosive]

@Zerpina @CheesyExplosive

YA HA HARRR, that's a sweet song please make me feel sorry for myself.