The Joke Thread

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Nothing wrong with a good laugh, why not?

What does the fish say when it runs into a wall? DAM

Anyway care to share some of yours?

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I think one of the skeletons has a bone to pick with you.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Why can't you trust atoms? Well, they make up everything

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Why did the toilet win a game of poker?

Cause it had a royal flush!

 

[Tonberry]

Spoiler: guess what

chicken butt

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Why was the archeologist so stressed out? Because his life is in ruins

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Why was the computer late to work? It had a hard drive

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I bought a plank of wood to the office,

It was a board meeting.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

What do you call a Magic Owl ?

Hoo-dini.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Two Peanuts were Walking together,
one was as-salted.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What is a room with no walls?

A mushroom.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

2 cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and ask "Does this taste funny to you?"

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

What do you call a cow stuck in an earthquake ?

A milkshake.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What do you call two bananas on the floor?

Slippers.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

What's brown and sticky
A stick

 

[fake-kun]

My life.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

What did one pickle say to the other?

Dill with it.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Why did the barber win the race? He knew all the shortcuts

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

Because she was outstanding in her field.

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Why do ducks always pay with cash?

Because they always have bills!