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It has been said before that "bitching is free" but is it really? What if everything you whined and cried about actually had the cost of backfiring and making whatever you were complaining about even more successful somehow? Because, by even giving it the notion, you are acknowledging it's existence. And therefore, offering it free advertisement. That, my dear friends, is the concept of "Negative Press".
Hate that movie? Don't talk about it!
That game sucks? How dare you have an opinion on it!
Is that a shitty song? You just sold a billion copies by even thinking about it!
There's some guy saying stupid shit on your favourite gaming forum? Well, thanks for visiting my thread.
It's like the topic is diseased, and if you so much as even think about it your just spreading it around like a virus. What am I referring to? Who am I insinuating? Is there something I'm hinting at? Fuck you, I ain't sayin' nothin', my lips are sealed.
I hate it. Because having an opinion on something is just a normal part of human communication, but part of the human learning process is first-hand experience. I can TELL you something is awful, but until you try it/use it/buy it/break it/fix it, mail - upgrade it, you won't ever know for sure if it's as bad as people say. So of course you go and watch it! Of course you spend the 20 bucks on tickets to go see it in the theatres, why wouldn't you? Otherwise, how would you know? And so, by even daring to complain about it, Person A has doomed Person B to the eldritch knowledge that Movie Z is shit, which they wouldn't have seen without it being mentioned in the first place. And don't even get me started on the downwards spiral of media being created shoddily on purpose just to abuse the Negative Press cycle, like, no shit Bikni Titty Shark Commando was going to be bad. Why did you go watch it? No shit, the 2020s remake of [INSERT CLASSIC LEGACY FRANCHISE HERE] wasn't going to eat, that was the entire point! It was...uh...a deconstructive parody of what remakes of classic franchises in the modern day are like! How could you not comprehend my vision chud?
The only solution I could think of to this plague of mediocrity, is to simply suffer in silence. See something shit? Say nothing. Let it fester in your gut like a tumour, and take it with you to your grave. Don't burden anyone with the curse and let it consume you whole. But whatever you do...
Let us remember to enjoy our time, and spread nice things instead. Cool stuff, slick stuff, radical stuff. Stuff stuff.
Hate that movie? Don't talk about it!
That game sucks? How dare you have an opinion on it!
Is that a shitty song? You just sold a billion copies by even thinking about it!
There's some guy saying stupid shit on your favourite gaming forum? Well, thanks for visiting my thread.
It's like the topic is diseased, and if you so much as even think about it your just spreading it around like a virus. What am I referring to? Who am I insinuating? Is there something I'm hinting at? Fuck you, I ain't sayin' nothin', my lips are sealed.
I hate it. Because having an opinion on something is just a normal part of human communication, but part of the human learning process is first-hand experience. I can TELL you something is awful, but until you try it/use it/buy it/break it/fix it, mail - upgrade it, you won't ever know for sure if it's as bad as people say. So of course you go and watch it! Of course you spend the 20 bucks on tickets to go see it in the theatres, why wouldn't you? Otherwise, how would you know? And so, by even daring to complain about it, Person A has doomed Person B to the eldritch knowledge that Movie Z is shit, which they wouldn't have seen without it being mentioned in the first place. And don't even get me started on the downwards spiral of media being created shoddily on purpose just to abuse the Negative Press cycle, like, no shit Bikni Titty Shark Commando was going to be bad. Why did you go watch it? No shit, the 2020s remake of [INSERT CLASSIC LEGACY FRANCHISE HERE] wasn't going to eat, that was the entire point! It was...uh...a deconstructive parody of what remakes of classic franchises in the modern day are like! How could you not comprehend my vision chud?
The only solution I could think of to this plague of mediocrity, is to simply suffer in silence. See something shit? Say nothing. Let it fester in your gut like a tumour, and take it with you to your grave. Don't burden anyone with the curse and let it consume you whole. But whatever you do...