The Café -- General Off-Topic Chat (AKA: Let's Break The Ice)

[Carlnshake]

Cheers mate, might as well enjoy our passing through this mortal coil

Goddamnit, I know. We're getting old. Fuck man. lol Cheers

 

[Fray Guillermo]

10:36am, fml xdddd

 

[trickybus]

Say in a hypothetical world, you're walking down the street and a random person walks up to you holding a lemon square. They're clean cut, nothing suspicious in terms of looks. Maybe they have a cool hat. They lean in real close, their breath smelling a little bit of sugary citrus and flour, and say "eh, I'll give you this lemon square if you kill someone. It's the greatest lemon square ever baked on this mortal plane." Somehow, you know this to be the truth, and you also know that 100% they'll give the square to you if you do what they ask. Would you?

This sounds like the lemon square version of Fallout's Mysterious Stranger. I welcome this random encounter and the answer is "yes".

I will also consider his offer for a pan of quiche florentine.

 

[Fray Guillermo]

Why was the mental health thread closed?? It was a nice place to vent. I guess I'll have to do it here now

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

How many users here can and do cook?

I can cook, but the only Michelin certification I can get belongs to my tires ;D

 

[trickybus]

I can cook, but the only Michelin certification I can get belongs to my tires ;D

I'm thinking about a recipe-sharing thread but I have to prep on my end. Michelin certs are definitely not a requirement!

 

[Yousef Yousef]

I'm thinking about a recipe-sharing thread

We do have one!

 

[AkiraSO4]

Here's a pic I took almost a decade ago with a shit phone I had. (Not my cat, I never had one, wish I did though.)
(Yes, I got him off that tree, never saw him again.)

 

[Carlnshake]

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Here's a pic I took almost a decade ago with a shit phone I had.
(Yes, I got him off that tree, never saw him again.)

One day he will return

 

[KaiserMk7]

I can cook, but the only Michelin certification I can get belongs to my tires ;D

Do note that the Michelin star system was created by the Michelin tire company to get people to drive more often so as to sell more tires. The shared name is not coincidental.

 

[Adrastia]

Do note that the Michelin star system was created by the Michelin tire company to get people to drive more often so as to sell more tires. The shared name is not coincidental.

Big Tire does it again!

 

[poppy_]

I can cook, but the only Michelin certification I can get belongs to my tires ;D

i used to think the mascot was called the michigan man as a kid

 

[trickybus]

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One day he will return

I did a front-flip over my bicycle handles because I braked so hard to avoid this little bastard. He needs to hurry the fuck up

 

[bigstinkie]

i used to think the mascot was called the michigan man as a kid

only in ohio!!!!!!!!!!

 

[moonbits]

Yesterday I went to the library to find something for cheap and there was a fanzine event and I took a look. I support independent artists out of principle so I walked out of there with a bunch of comics and stickers. Even bought some BL ones just to show my support.

 

[bigstinkie]

what is a BL one?

 

[moonbits]

what is a BL one?

boys love

 

[trickybus]

Even bought some BL ones just to show my support.

Chad-like typing detected.

 

[bigstinkie]

boys love

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

So what's with the AMAs?

 

[bigstinkie]

So what's with the AMAs?

holy cwap hi cardboard

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

holy cwap hi cardboard

Hello

 

[Yousef Yousef]

Hello

The is back
Also making rice and chicken

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

The is back
Also making rice and chicken

Can I have some?

 

[Yousef Yousef]

Can I have some?
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