Wow my stupid ass only just realized that this thread is still getting questions. Did I not get the notification until now or did I just forget to come back here?
What’re your top three weapons in Elden Ring?
-Gargoyles Greatsword: Great scaling with physical and elemental infusions, and has the high compatibility with ashes that comes with being a great sword.
-Great Stars: Stupidly high damage to both stance and health, surprisingly fast after great hammers got buffed, and the wide swings when one handed make it great for dealing with multiple opponents. And it has bleed and a bit of health regen as if the rest wasn't enough.
-Uchigatana: Low requirements, fast, and useful in most builds either as a primary weapon or counter pick. Wanna be a fucking Samurai Preacher or some shit? The Uchigatana will happily accommodate.
Wagwan Dingaling, would you rather have a permanent Athlete’s foot or constant yeast infection?
Probably athletes foot. Seems easier to treat, even if only partially, and less painful than yeast in ma dick.
I know you're particularly fond of Elden Ring, but do you have any other FromSoft titles you particularly like?
Armored Core 6, Armored Core 3, and Dark Souls 3, though I currently suck ass at the latter.
Are you actually helpful?
I feel very awkward bragging outside of a comedic bit, but I'd say I'm helpful more often than not. In my time here, I've
-Helped someone escape a shitty marriage.
-Gave emotional support and validation to multiple people.
-Wrote an easy to follow guide on how to mod LAN into many Steam games using Goldberg Steam Emulator.
-Formed a mutually helpful streaming partnership with Cheela, giving each other both emotional and technical support along with merging our fan bases.
-My DIY clusterfucks of streams do...something for people. I still can't quite figure out what that is, but I kind of ended up with a cult following out of what was originally a side project.
-Probably some other technical advice that I forgot I even gave.
-Appearantly my article on DMC 3 got Elwiwi into the series.
-Helped Cheela not suck ass at Elden Ring and now she's hooked.