Random RGT have invaded Aliens

[ciro64]

Billy Cruz!!!!!

I knew you were alive!!!

Wait, how did you survive being stabbed 27 times or something?

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

I guess I'll make the eyeball my pet.

And then have the LDC arrest Billy Cruz for misinformation

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

I guess I'll make the eyeball my pet.

And then have the LDC arrest Billy Cruz for misinformation

Hey moonman call your entire lunar army to get this eyeball.

 

[Clippy]

moonman

Moonman #1 standing by

This is such a horrible joke if you understand the reference.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

WE need armor

We need guns, lots of'em.

We need ships.

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

Moonman #1 standing by
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This is such a horrible joke if you understand the reference.

Wasn't moonman used as a symbol for like some racist and nazi stuff back in the day? Once heard something along those lines he also starred as a playable character in a controversial doom mod where monsters were black people and such.....but that doesn't matter now! Don't let your senses down by this fooling around the evil eyeball is still out there and it's using my sword.....

WE need armor

We need guns, lots of'em.

We need ships.

I'm your biggest piece of armor i can absorb whatever hits you throw at me just ensure I'm healed often.

For guns idk If it works but @Tonberry and @Strategist can act as our heavy hitters just few spells and things go booooom.

Ships? Uhhhh me and Strategist once owned a flying ship if we can get back to earth i may find for you just needs few fixes and it will take you anywhere

 

[Viviana Santos]

Wasn't moonman used as a symbol for like some racist and nazi stuff back in the day? Once heard something along those lines he also starred as a playable character in a controversial doom mod where monsters were black people and such.....but that doesn't matter now! Don't let your senses down by this fooling around the evil eyeball is still out there and it's using my sword.....

Yes

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Wasn't moonman used as a symbol for like some racist and nazi stuff back in the day? Once heard something along those lines he also starred as a playable character in a controversial doom mod where monsters were black people and such.....but that doesn't matter now! Don't let your senses down by this fooling around the evil eyeball is still out there and it's using my sword.....


I'm your biggest piece of armor i can absorb whatever hits you throw at me just ensure I'm healed often.

For guns idk If it works but @Tonberry and @Strategist can act as our heavy hitters just few spells and things go booooom.

Ships? Uhhhh me and Strategist once owned a flying ship if we can get back to earth i may find for you just needs few fixes and it will take you anywhere

A few of our crew members have their ships intact. Check here.
@Zerpina , who stole our "Atomizer" and the booze had one. @Stingy Perry and @thanonyx as well.
I Forgot about @secreto7 as well. Technically a mech, but still we need all the help we can get.

Random - Aliens have invaded RGT

Team Nothin, I just want those space raccoons out of my garage. I keep my alcohol in there, and they are so damn nosy with all the hissing. The facehuggers scurry about like spiders. They do boil up well, though, great with a buttercream sauce. I understand, though I could offer you something a...

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[secreto7]

I summon @Cardboardtubeknight on his Kirby form, then we combine all of our tech, weapons and fighting spirit to give him enough power to defeat the Eldritch White Thing

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

I summon @Cardboardtubeknight on his Kirby form, then we combine all of our tech, weapons and fighting spirit to give him enough power to defeat the Eldritch White Thing

Who

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

A few of our crew members have their ships intact. Check here.
@Zerpina , who stole our "Atomizer" and the booze had one. @Stingy Perry and @thanonyx as well.

Random - Aliens have invaded RGT

Team Nothin, I just want those space raccoons out of my garage. I keep my alcohol in there, and they are so damn nosy with all the hissing. The facehuggers scurry about like spiders. They do boil up well, though, great with a buttercream sauce. I understand, though I could offer you something a...

retrogametalk.com

Just leave that pirate woman to me i handled em pirates kick them in the nuts and they will obey your every order! Well that's for pirate men for women? Well things can go either way just don't let your guard down not because she is cute means she is on our side get it? We didn't encounter any hot alien women so if we do DON'T FALL FOR THEM this for you and everyone else or i myself would choke you BETRAYAL WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND THAT INCLUDES BEING INTO ALIEN WOMEN


Oh where were we? Ah yea space ship well i would be glad if Mr Perry can get us a fast one i would be eternally grateful this thing we are on feels like a turtle hey can anyone get me a cup of tea? You lazy bozos in the kitchen does this microphone work? YOU LAZY BOZOS MAKE US TEA NOW AND NO SUGAR

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Moonman #1 standing by
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This is such a horrible joke if you understand the reference.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK CLIPPY

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

[Disclaimer: The disclaimer "This is just a joke, and i apologize for my poor imitation... it's just for fun, and just this one time." has been removed... because i'm such an evil moderator! ]​

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I'm Billy Cruz of RGT News, reporting from the RGT Spaceship.
It has been a year since the alien attack and the events known as the Alien War, which led to the devastating destruction of our home planet, Earth.
We survived. But our troubles were far from over... As we departed and wandered through space, internal conflicts began to surface. We witnessed protests and the mass deletion of accounts.
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Many believe the source of these problems is a mysterious entity known by the title Eye of Tyranny, said to be pulling the strings both subtly and openly.
Yes, we’re talking about the notorious JustLooking123, whose transformation from Guardian to Tyrant has shaken the community.

Now, a massive revolutionary movement is rising against the suffocating grip of this self-proclaimed ethereal creature.
Multiple groups are uniting, preparing for what many fear will be Alien War II.

Remnant aliens from the previous Alien War still linger... but according to the Freedom Forces, only one alien remains among us: the One True Alien, JustLooking123.

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Billy Cruz: Today, I’m here to investigate whether the rumors surrounding this infamous entity are true or false. So I ask you all: How do you feel about JustLooking123 and his recent shift in personality?

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@Pandaprewmaster325 That good for nothing winged eggshell stole my sword and now rules with it! I WILL CUT HIS WINGS! He burned the planet and left me there to die....... SHOW YOURSELF COWARD!!!!!!

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@ZEGA ZONIC I thought he was different... but he disappointed me. I should’ve never trusted him.

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@ciro64 He said he wanted to destroy the turtles! but my ninjas discovered he’s keeping them as pets! He's allying with our enemies! I will find him and destroy the turtles!!!

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@RanmyakuIchi I'll never forgive him! Don't let his sweet talk fool you! He's a betrayer of Miku!

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@Nebulon_Galaxy This isn't a spaceship, it's censorship! I drew a baseball ball and he deleted it immediately, calling it Sexual Content because the word Ball was in it! The shape of the ball might have been a bit odd, but still it was a totally innocent drawing!

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@OmegaPunch Don't know how to say it, he doesn't fight fair. His constant wins in the racing thread just don't seem normal to me. I heard rumors about his financial corruption and bribery tactics to control the Wheel of Fortune and all... So yeah, even luck always seems to be on his side. I just know it.

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@Strategist Tonberry and I warned him against using forbidden magic, but it was already too late. His reliance on trickery and illusion-based magic had darkened his soul long before we ever tried to intervene. There’s no way back for him anymore.

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@pHoeniX_WRIght OBJECTION!!! This whole conversation is a big contradiction! I've checked the Court Records and couldn't find any trace of it! He forged the evidence! I can't believe it myself, but every word coming out of my mouth is forged by him! He's manipulating it... he's manipulating everything! He can't be trusted! Trust my words!

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@secreto7 JustLooking123 is the biggest threat to trust and friendship in our community. I've seen how his abuse of power and empty promises have destroyed the bonds and hopes... But I've also seen how our members stood up again after falling, and reforged their bonds even stronger than before. He's strong, but we are even stronger! As long as we stay together, nothing can stop us. We shall arise! We should stop this madness... and we will do it together!

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Welcome to Chapter II ​

WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS MY THREAD I THOUGHT IT WAS OTHER ONE

 

[Graves Ruinwalker]

Its time to let them eat their own medicine . Now we invade them , take their planet for our own and make it into a huge parking-lot.

Nobody messes with Earth and expect a peaceful life afterwards . Earth Attack Force GOOOO !!!!!

 

[Kamako]

 

[secreto7]

 

[Morgana Veil]

Ok ok, I got it this time guys. After the fiasco with the reprint (fake may as well say) Necronomicon, I sealed up the portal to the Kandarian Demon realm. Trust me, those are nasty fuckers. Now THIS! This will fix any future Xenomorph problems since we are invading.

This is the Demonicus Nominus err... something something I can't pronounce in Latin. Basically, point and shoot. It will, upon hitting a Xenomorph, turn them into stone. Done and dusted!

(Disclaimer: May also cause Xenomorphs to explode and spray everything within a 40 ft radius with their acidic blood. Not responsible for any accidents or loss of body parts.)

 

[Pandaprewmaster325]

So when we moving guys? The flying egg gets stronger by the moment! What you say should i buy a pair of scissors to cut his wings or rip them with my own hands? Though i fear he may have strong muscles with these and last thing i want is to get slapped by an eye with

Ok ok, I got it this time guys. After the fiasco with the reprint (fake may as well say) Necronomicon, I sealed up the portal to the Kandarian Demon realm. Trust me, those are nasty fuckers. Now THIS! This will fix any future Xenomorph problems since we are invading.

This is the Demonicus Nominus err... something something I can't pronounce in Latin. Basically, point and shoot. It will, upon hitting a Xenomorph, turn them into stone. Done and dusted!

(Disclaimer: May also cause Xenomorphs to explode and spray everything within a 40 ft radius with their acidic blood. Not responsible for any accidents or loss of body parts.)
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That sounds so unsafe and explosive that i thought it's of goblin creation! Might try it

 

[JustLooking123]

"... So they have prepared some forces... what do you think about them?"
Donatello:
I don’t think they’re a threat for now. Their actions are too uncoordinated... And I can’t believe how uninformed they are. They think Boss revived Billy Cruz... while these documents say otherwise!
*collective gasp!!!*
Michelangelo:
Wait! You mean it wasn't Boss who revived him?!?
Raphael:
I thought Boss revived him too!
Donatello:
Ugh... you guys too?!?
Well, actually... we can use this to our advantage. It seems our plan is working smoothly, people are starting to believe that events unrelated to us are happening by our hand.

"What do you think, Master Splinter?"
Master Splinter:
My master Yoshi always said, "The hidden sword is stronger..."
We don't need to reveal our power yet...

"That's so true... but they spent so much time and effort to gather these units... it would be disrespectful not to respond at all... We won't reveal our sword... but just its sheath!... Maybe it's time to make use of RGT Labs on level B3..."

"I'd say releasing 1000 mutants would be a good greeting..."

Michelanjelo:
Hey Boss! But didn’t you ignore a bunch of users’ DMs in the past? That wasn’t considered disrespectful?

"Hmm... you are right... Actually i was thinking about replying to a certain DM from ciro64..."
Michelanjelo:
Ehh...?!? Now that I think about it, silence is a sign of greatness! Silence is golden, boss!

"... Today is not the time for silence though... but we won't break it too much either... just a little noise... hm hm hm hahaha!!!"