Poorly describe a video game...

[Bakuma1997]

guy gets pissed off at sky, decides to do something about it.

God of War

 

[PKT]

Mine does get mildly spoilery but here goes:

A gaggle of goons venture into a forest and find the fall of man

 

[CardcaptorEd2019]

Catherine

Yep

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

Blonde human guy dies again and again, gets chances to retry his day differently.

 

[CardcaptorEd2019]

teenager shakes hands with gas stations employee and has to kill god

Persona 4

Blonde human guy dies again and again, gets chances to retry his day differently.

Majora's Mask

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

Majora's Mask

Nope!

 

[symplily]

What's this!? Becky Lynch the MAN!!?
Throw some hints!

Another hint
Earthbound but somehow weirder and a Lot of sexual jokes

 

[DrakeDarkHunter]

medieval peasant reads shoujo manga and you are forced to kill god

Shin Megami Tensei IV

Local boy with a man's voice and his busty sword(s?) quest to ask god wtf.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Shin Megami Tensei IV

Local boy with a man's voice and his busty sword(s?) quest to ask god wtf.

Xenoblade Chronicles 2


Four medieval archetypes needs to change the element's lightbulbs while dealing with the most headache inducing time paradox in gaming

 

[TheSoulWalker TheSoulWalker]

Xenoblade Chronicles 2


Four medieval archetypes needs to change the element's lightbulbs while dealing with the most headache inducing time paradox in gaming

Chrono Trigger?

A meteor hits a kid's hometown and he goes on an adventure that will likely scar him for life.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Chrono Trigger?

A meteor hits a kid's hometown and he goes on an adventure that will likely scar him for life.

Nope, there is a Penninsula eveybody goes

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

Girl with HUGE weapon blasts all the alien invaders by herself.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Chrono Trigger?

A meteor hits a kid's hometown and he goes on an adventure that will likely scar him for life.

Mother 2

 

[LiberoVulpesLiberoVulpes's icon]

Girl with HUGE weapon blasts all the alien invaders by herself.

Black Rock Shooter? I don't remember if they were aliens so not sure.

 

[jankusanagi jankusanagi]

Black Rock Shooter? I don't remember if they were aliens so not sure.

That's the one!

 

[Yousef]

I think I’ll go.
Italian mob in the late 90s tries to move up in the ranks but both his colleagues and his mother try to kill him, even more often than rival gangs do.

This will be either really really obvious or incredibly hard. Just don’t overthink it.

 

[Bakuma1997]

I think I’ll go.
Italian mob in the late 90s tries to move up in the ranks but both his colleagues and his mother try to kill him, even more often than rival gangs do.

This will be either really really obvious or incredibly hard. Just don’t overthink it.

Liberty City Stories, my first PSP game

 

[Lokgamer]

I am my worst enemy and it tries to kill me

 

[YoshifreakZX]

Rude teen learns that friendship is good.

 

[Captain Murphy]

Share a bed with Uncle who looks like Cheech Marin. Watch him leave sputtering nonsense All the while. Steal his lantern and get rained upon by a storm outside. Help girl get her ass to church after being into dungeon stuff.

 

[Konatalzumi]

...and other people try to guess what it is. Only rule is not saying the name of the game (obviously.)

I'll start us with an easy one:

An old man keeps biting people and getting all of his friends to bite people so Conan the Barbarian and his family have to don bondage gear and beat the elder until he goes back to sleep.

old grumpy japanese man surrogate daughter get hit by truck holding baby now grumpy old japanese man have to raise baby and find father of baby

 

[DrakeDarkHunter]

old grumpy japanese man surrogate daughter get hit by truck holding baby now grumpy old japanese man have to raise baby and find father of baby

Yakuza 6

 

[_-_AceDragon_-_]

Share a bed with Uncle who looks like Cheech Marin. Watch him leave sputtering nonsense All the while. Steal his lantern and get rained upon by a storm outside. Help girl get her ass to church after being into dungeon stuff.

Lol, Zelda a link to the past?

 

[Bakuma1997]

World gets nuked and a Cereal brand guy steals your son, go kill him

 

[Konatalzumi]

Yakuza 6

yessssss