Pitaya's Reviews

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DragonMals's review of WarioWare: Twisted! | Backloggd

A "Twist" on a "Stolen" Concept: <strong>WarioWare: Twisted! Review</strong> <br>⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ <br>If you're wondering why the last review of this game gotten removed, its because a mod had to remove it cause the last thought gotten into "calling out"...

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DragonMals's review of Valerie | Backloggd

I will review this game more seriously in the future, but everything is perfect about it. The story, gameplay, graphics, and soundtrack—this game has made me appreciate cats, fast-paced movement in video games, and bubbles much more. The game's graphics, having a CGI color tone when depicting...

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this is still getting updated here on RetroGameTalk. Here are some of the past reviews that I have been working on.

 

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DragonMals's review of Antonblast | Backloggd

Local Drunk Addicts gets their drinks and TV stolen by a bunch of moles and Satan Himself: <strong>Antonblast Review</strong> <br>⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯<br>blasting is <em>decent</em>, but the references are <strong>too much.</strong> <br><br>The first time I remember hearing about Antonblast...

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Antonblast is an inde game that attempts to revive the aspects of Wario Land 4, Crash Bandicoot, and other games and blends it in to a nice package. I like it for it being a good game overall, but at the same time it goes a bit too far into the homages that its identity cannot go without it. My review will better explain this. Back to Puyo Puyo!

 

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DragonMals's review of Blaster Master Zero | Backloggd

Dude Loses His Frog that Teleported to a Wormhole and In It, he Accidentally Finds Woman and Some Mutants: <strong>Blaster Master Zero Review</strong> <br>⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯<br>You don't even need to know the person who recommended this game to me. <a rel='nofollow' target='_blank'...

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After three, count-em *three* resets of this game (two of which due to me factory-resetting my PC), I have finally completed Blaster Master Zero. This game is pretty alright and I am happy that I had played this game. Should this game not have a massive difficulty spike, this game would've been an easy 4/5.

 

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DragonMals's review of Puyo Puyo SUN | Backloggd

Fancy Satan Makes The Sun Bigger And A Dragon Woman Adores it, A Young Anime Girl Hates It, and a Pervert Despises It: <strong>(Pocket/VS) Puyo Puyo Sun [Ketteiban] Review</strong><br>⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯<br>It's quite funny how I had consistently mentioned how Puyo Puyo is a favorite series...

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And for the final review that I'm working on, Puyo Puyo Sun is my favorite Compile-Era Puyo Puyo game released by them, with Puyo Pop Fever being my favorite. Reason for the final review? Well it's for a while that I'm taking a break from working on this shit. As well as inetracting with people, considering how 2025 is going for me, I think that this is for the better of me and that I need to move on from things.

 

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DragonMals's review of The Legend of Dark Witch Episode 2 -The Price of Desire- | Backloggd

It appears that I have originally posted this review on the wrong version of this game. Its been corrected, and this review is unchanged from its original iteration from Jun 27, 2024. Great that I'm doing this because Episode 4 is on the Horizions. Stay tuned for that, because it'll be a huge...

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DragonMals's review of Planet Bom Bom | Backloggd

Skipmore, if I'm brutally honest, is a pretty underrated Japanese indie gaming company that releases pretty underrated indie games ranging from pretty mid to alright. I mostly knew this company for being tied to Circle Entertainment and FlyHigh works, the publishers for most of INSIDE SYSTEM's...

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DragonMals's review of Sonic the Hedgehog's Gameworld | Backloggd

I lost it when the bird creature almost said cock, and amy rose telling us to get fucked.

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DragonMals's review of Metroid: Zero Mission | Backloggd

↱ Local Bounty Hunter Explores a Planet Full of Jellies, Mechs, and Brains: <strong>Metroid: Zero Mission Review</strong> ↰<br>⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯<br>For some reason, I'm in the mood to talk about some Metroid, and since Zero Mission is my number one favorite game in the series, I feel...

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I have fallen asleep on the Forum. latest reviews as of now. If people even check this thread and acknowledge my presence in the first place...

 

[Evaccaneer Doom]

I have fallen asleep on the Forum. latest reviews as of now. If people even check this thread and acknowledge my presence in the first place...

Wake up

 

[DragonMals]

Wake up

Nah I dont think so....

 

[DragonMals]

Been taking a little break from working on reviews becuase y'know, writer's block. I got a bunch of reviews on my flash drive that I could just post right now but uh... I just want to take a break, focusing on life as I know it. This was the most I've hanged out with my family, and at times I feel like I'm too seperated from them despite living in the same house.

 

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Klonoa (Wiimake) Review

Me actually completing this review was enough of an accomplishment that I've made through this year. I've worked on this for long enough. Get ready to read w...

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No more Pitaya's Backloggd Reviews, this is now simply called Pitaya's Reviews since with this next review of mine, it'll be from a nice site called Bear Blog. And here, I'll be talking about the Wii remake of Klonoa: Door to Phantomile, a gem on the PlayStation.

 

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(🟢💀) Space Bust-a-Move Review

Good to finally be back in the zone to work on reviews again. What better game to start off talking about than another Puzzle Bobble entry? This time, I'm...

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I can't believe it. My review of Space Bust-a-Move has been finally released. I have been stalling for long enough, I now need to start getting into the move and groove of working on reviews again. For those that see this, I suggest taking some time off and read a silly retro nerd reviewer's thoughts on a DS Action Puzzle game.

 

[Aerolite]

Hey how are y'all doing?

I'm the guy who helped give this gentleman his nickname, Pitaya, because that's the name of the Dragonfruit

He and I go ALL the way back in the 1940's constructing military tanks to attack our enemies

It's so nice to see your career in reviewing grow so much, my friend

 

[DragonMals]

'm the guy who helped give this gentleman his nickname, Pitaya,

I actually go by Mals now, but my different names are so versatile that I Don't mind anyone referring me as such. If you want to call me Pitaya, then That's fine! But if you want to call me Mali or Mals (heck, even my usernames are fine except for calling me a dragon cause I'm NOT), then go right ahead, lol.

It's so nice to see your career in reviewing grow so much, my friend

Much better than before. I remember this thread being exclusive for Backloggd, but not anymore since all of my reviews go to Bear Blog, customized completely by my scant skills of good ol HTML and CSS>

 

[Aerolite]

I actually go by Mals now, but my different names are so versatile that I Don't mind anyone referring me as such. If you want to call me Pitaya, then That's fine! But if you want to call me Mali or Mals (heck, even my usernames are fine except for calling me a dragon cause I'm NOT), then go right ahead, lol.

Much better than before. I remember this thread being exclusive for Backloggd, but not anymore since all of my reviews go to Bear Blog, customized completely by my scant skills of good ol HTML and CSS>

Ooooh variety, noice!