Nicknames for your items

[Pandaprewmaster325]

You ever nicknamed your items? Like calling them a certain word for funnies or referencing something you like


For me i nickname lots of stuff had few perfume bottles that were blue/red/yellow from the top and were made of glass so i called them the crystals in reference to Final Fantasy crystals.

I have a special cup for tea that i named the boss cup

There is a short i own in fact I'm wearing it right now that's colored like olive i call it the marines short well now it's your turn what about you?

 

[bjork]

The cars I've had over the years get stupid names
orange 64 Nova is The Beast
green 72 Chevy Wagon was The Watermelon
black 95 Civic that I hit a sheep in was The Black Death
sand 02 Mercedes was The Coffin (after I totaled it and should have died but didn't)
silver 04 350Z is the Silver Bullet

 

[Jayonnaise6105 Jayonnaise6105]

Not for many things, but I do like to call my Nintendo Switch the "Nintendo Sandwich"
"Switch" even kinda works as a shortening of the word "sandwich"

 

[Dr.Kisaragi]

My phones were named Kino and MaoMao
My Pc is name Leno short feo Lenovo
My Washing Machine I called it tub-tub

 

[Elwiwi]

I call my Roomba David

 

[PrismRed]

Oh boy it's gonna take a while here, I have nicknames for everything.

Gaming room > Caerbannog
Office seat for gaming > The Throne
My old car, an 2012 Mitsubishi ASX > Little Bro/Cruiseredder/Redmobile
My current nugget, an Suzuki Baleno GLX > Aika/Rosen Queen/Redmobile II
My dad's car > Pussy Wagon
My sister's nugget > Sister Roader
Boots > Shitkicker
Red sneaker > Rabbit-step
A bayonet knife > Blyanyet
A red colored metal bat > Hero stick
My green bomber jacket > Stealth suit
My red jacket that I usually wear > Default costume 1
My jersey that I usually wear > Default costume 2
A tin can where I store random stuff > Shell of the goddess
Samsung J2 > Smasnug shit job
Palmtop 8 inch laptop > Rosie Palmer
Current PC > The Forge
Chinese DVD player > Donkey Teeth
Ninty in general > Asumin
NES > Mini Asumin
SNES > Super Mini Asumin
GBC > Asumin Color
GBA > Asumin Advance
NDS and it's subsequent variants > Yui Kaori
3DS and it's subsequent variants > Yui Kaori Nex
NDS that is used exclusively for L+ > Rinko
Gamecube > Chonky Asumin
Wii > Asumin mk1
Wii U > Asumin mk1 to U
Switch > White Sisters
Switch 2 > White Sisters mk2
Xbox and Microsoft stuff in general > Mom
X360 > No Scope Mom
Series X/S > Fridge Mom
Sega stuff in general > Nep
SG1000 > Nep 1000
Genesis > Shiori/Genepsis
Saturn > Sanshiro/Takamina/Saturnep
Gamegear > Hocchan
Dreamcast > Mao/Luka/Yellow
Sony stuff in general > Black ones/The Devils
Playstation 1 to 5 > Imai mk 1 to 5
PSP 1000/2000/3000> Eri v1k/v2k/v3k
Vita > Live Eri
Controllers of the consoles > The Hand of [insert console's nick here]

Alright I'll stop it's already too fucking long, kudos if you get why I gave them some of those names.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Yeah my car is named piece of shit

 

[qw90700]

I don't often find nicknames for objects which I mostly do for people but some items deserved nicknames lol.

- I call Vector W8 Twin Turbo a "plane car" because it looks like a plane that can just fly away lol:

- During my training in the army they gave me one of the worst possible weapon just because it was poorly maintained its screws were randomly falling down and the gun was unnaturally shaking as if it can fall apart piece by piece any minute and imagine this was the only gun I could have that I had to use for many things from manual of arms (the specific ways to change the way how you hold the rifle due to specific commands) and shooting trainings. Normally when you shoot the gun has to move backwards and it may go a little upwards but my gun always moved upwards intensely and you had to wait for its shaking to stop for a while so I call my shitty Heckler & Koch G3 "shaky" lolol:

The BS is because we were not "real soldiers yet" and the army suck hard we were not allowed to even clean our gun which the sergeant was in charge of maintenance but he didn't do shit other than just cleaning the guns lol. I have heard of we could have been given AK-47 or a varient of it but IDK if it was an urban legend, but it seemed like G3 is the most popular weapon in existence next to AK-47 around the world so it was used like an "expandable shit weapon" lol.

- My PS2 is a silver model and I often call it "vampire killer" lolol.

- My PSP exploded so if I had wrote the nickname I called it they may delete this post lol so I'll translate it to "Bomby" lol.

 

[Reamkalamid]

If I give nicknames to some things, like for example my room which I call the office, or some slippers which I called dragon killers

 

[vulonkaaz's iconvulonkaaz]

my most powerful ice spell in Morrowind was named something like "refreshing little ice cube"

 

[Kamako]

An old Nokia that is indestructiphone

A wooden chair I call the back breaker

And my bed I call kush cushington, because I guess I'm a teenage stoner kid at heart

 

[qw90700]

my most powerful ice spell in Morrowind was named something like "refreshing little ice cube"

Oh, it reminded me that in Fallout games I always call my laser guns "Super Epilator"!! They are so "super" they completely remove body hair from anyone in one shot by reducing them to mere ashes as where they came from!!! "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust" lolol.

 

[pingugaming]

- my very first computer was named "piece of shit" cuz the thing could only run paint and notepad :\
- my old red bike was named "woody" cuz as a kid i used to watch toy story 1 all the times