MEMORABLE GAME QUOTES!

[Super Funky Piece]

tons of alerts or banter from guards in Thief is stuck in my mind, but of course from the first proper mission there's the conversation on the bear pits and how one guard laments that "They just don't make bears like they used to".

 

[AkiraSO4]

Raiden, turn the game console off right now!

 

[VampireLord1024VampireLord1024's icon]

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum."

 

[Stare best girl]

''once I embraced my powers, I realized that foreigner was correct, we are Gods, Dark Gods and it is our duty to thin the herd... hahahahahaha...''

-Kain(Legacy of Kain Blood Omen)

 

[Swerve]

Muscle heads, hate em! - Ultros ff 3 / 6

 

[Deleted member 257420]

“I'm in Cali on the 'Gram postin' P's of that skunk Got these hoes on my dick 'cause they know I go dumb.” — Ryu, Ninja Gaiden.

 

[LiberoVulpesLiberoVulpes's icon]

"That's that and this is this."
"Women are like sunsets; they're beautiful, but there will be a different one tomorrow."

 

[NeonKnights]

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" KAZ

 

[jon2]

"... I love you. I always have and I always will."

- Maxim, Lufia: RIse of the Sinistrals (SNES)

"So, have you found a reason to fight yet... Buddy?"

"Too bad, Buddy. This twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from 'zero' with this V2 and entrust the future to the next generation.'

- Larry "Pixy" Foulke, Ace Combat Zero (PS2)

"I don't flirt... I seduce"

- Louis Loiselle, Rainbow Six Lockdown (PS2)

"PHILISTINES!"

- Shapiro Keats, Super Robot Taisen J (GBA fan translation)

"Mint has that quiet elegance about her, but I bet Arche *FOX* like a tiger."

- Klarth F. Lester, Tales of Phantasia (SNES DeJap fan translation) <censored for NSFW>

"It's funny how things turn around, just by singing out loud"

- "In Your Voice" by Coriander AKA Connie of the Garland Globetrotters, Steambot Chronicles/Bumpy Trot (PS2)

"ERECTUS!"

- mass-produced unit, Age of Empires (PC)

"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders!"

- Sea Raider, Mount and Blade: Warband (PC)

 

[Viviana Santos]

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" KAZ

 

[Cantarella]

"I think ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily."

 

[Jediuser]

Plenty from the Portal games

"I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them? Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."

"Did you find the portal gun? And are you alive? Probably should have asked that one first"

"Nice job breaking it, hero"

"You dangerous, mute lunatic"

"I've been very busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me? We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But don't worry. I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."

"Are you alive or dead? If you're alive, two stomps. If you're dead, obviously no stomps. If you're alive but dying, one stomp."

"Holmes vs Moriarty. Aristotle vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE!"

 

[Viviana Santos]

Top 10 quotes of all time.

 

[Poltergeist]

"Story of my life..." Leon, Resident Evil 4
"Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!" Nishiki, Yakuza

 

[Viviana Santos]

 

[Hourai]

No, I do not recommend you play this.

 

[Jediuser]

(ex: Kingdom Hearts 2 "Simply Amazing Roxas....")

"Looks like my Summer Vacation is...over"

 

[MrBird]

 

[reySICKOinfiniTUM]

“I got a date with a Cheese Deluxe” - Ginger Man NPC from GTA:LCS

 

[mariokarthero]

"Where's everyone going? Bingo?" - Leon Kennedy, Resident Evil 4 (2005)

"That's-a so nice!" - Mario after completing a level in New Super Mario Bros. DS (2006)

"Seeing is done with the eyes. Always remember that" - Blood Knights (I forgot which character says it)

"It's HAPPY HOUR!!!" - AntonBlast

 

[Blamhammer]

"ERECTUS!"

- mass-produced unit, Age of Empires (PC)

Deus Ex memes have crossed over my memories of actual lines in the game, thus I remember things like "The GEP Gun is the most silent way to take down Manderley".

 

[Retro Doomer]

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of bubblegum Duke Nukem

 

[Deleted member 3339]

 

[meimei]

Anything that comes out of ENA's mouth. "Miss, could you keep it down please? The pizza guy is right here."

 

[Yousef Yousef]

Anything that comes out of ENA's mouth. "Miss, could you keep it down please? The pizza guy is right here."

Wait, pizza?!? And you never invited me?!

BETTER have a good excuse, or you’ll recieve a QUINTPLE. Quintple of what? Just a A quintple!!!