Super Smash Bros: Brawl. Shitty balancing, Shitty visuals, Obnoxious stage gimmicks with no way of turning them off via Omega Mode or Hazard Toggle. SSE is a waste of effort minus the Bosses, Snake is one of my least favorite Smash inclusions and Wario's moveset and lack of Wario Land representation makes my stomach turn and removing Mewtwo was a sin. I will NOT buy into the Brawl revistionist propaganda of Zoomers, i was there and it sucked. At least the other roster choices and music were nice though.
Castlevania: Circle of the Moon. The graphics are bland, the lack of shops make for absurd difficulty spikes (looking at you Zombie Dragons) and the DSS system is awfully implemented. It is the grindiest of Castlevanias and relies on RNG so much, and it is extremely limited. You can change your weapon to a fire sword, you summon familiars, use item crashes and even summon creatures, but you can only do ONE at a time to the point it feels like a waste, and end up relying on the most boring but practical card combos like healing yourself slowly.......or getting healed when attacked, or using the magic bar for sub-weapons............yipeeeeee, at least it came in handy. Im not sad that this game was erased from the CV timeline. Also CV 64 was so bad i actually dropped it and played SotN instead for Halloween.
Kirby's Dream Land 3. Im a Super Star Supremacist, simply because i love the combat system in that game. There's a reason that system would end up as the basis for Smash Brothers. So to go from that to THIS, bleh. The power ups are the most boring and unfun in the entire Kirby franchise and the animal friends feel equally clunky as a result. We go from Figher and Suplex and Ufo and Sword and Wheelie to.......Broom. Weak. And of course you need to use these to 100% the game instead of sticking to the ones you like oh fuck off. Just play Kirby 64 instead.
Majora's Mask. Call me the number 1 Majora's Mask hater in this town cause i wanna commit war crime to those who make pretentious esssays about how "dEEp" and "AMAZING" Majora's Mask story is and--the GAMEPLAY SUCKS. I do NOT want to suffer through a time limit in an adventure game with puzzles and sidequests, i hate travelling back in time and losing my rupees, i hate how the N64 version makes saving a fucking chore, and most of all I HATE THE ANNOYING ASS NEANDERTHALS WHO PUSH THIS AS THE BEST GAME IN THE SERIES YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL AND I HOPE NINTENDO HIRES THIS MAN AND MAKES A CRAPPY OVERPRICED UNREAL ENGINE 5 30FPS REMAKE OF MAJORAS' MASK ON SWITCH 2 TO STAIN THE LEGACY OF THIS GAME.
If i see some idiot going into how amazing MM is again i will just:
The worst Megaman game is Megaman 9
I disagree but fuck do i respect that opinion for how bold it is.
My least favorite is 3 on NES AND on Game Boy. The former because of how unfinished it feels, the Doc Robot levels are a chore and the weapon selection is doodoo feces. Hard Knuckle is too slow, Magnet Missile has far too few ammo, Gemini Missile leaves you vulnerable if you miss and the best weapon is a nerfed copied weapon from 2. Also the game poorly communicates the idea that you are going into space and V did it far better.
The game boy version is stupid hard and is wore than MM and Bass.