Random Last Thing You Bought?

So you have a recipe for the WiiU? :loldog
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Anything is edible if you want it bad enough

Power Surge Snack Mix
Ingredients
:

1 Xbox 360
2 cups roasted mixed nuts
1 cup caramel-coated popcorn
ยฝ cup dried cranberries
ยผ cup mini chocolate chips
2 tablespoons edible silver dust (for garnish)
1 tablespoon sea salt

Instructions:

Prepare the Xbox 360: Carefully remove any internal components, ensuring the exterior is clean and safe for consumption.

Create the base: Break the Xbox 360 into small, manageable pieces, preferably using a food-safe method so it can be incorporated into the mix.

Mix ingredients: In a large bowl, combine the roasted nuts, caramel popcorn, dried cranberries, and mini chocolate chips.

Incorporate the Xbox 360 pieces: Gently fold the broken Xbox 360 pieces into the mixture, distributing evenly.

Garnish: Lightly dust the top with edible silver dust to give a metallic, high-tech appearance.
Sprinkle sea salt for enhanced flavor.

Serve: Present the mix on a large platter or bowl

Warning - This is a joke recipe. as a safety precaution, you cannot eat an Xbox 360.
I can't believe I have to say this, but you never know about people anymore...
Dish-Reviews:

-Phillip "Xboner69" McSpencer :
"We at Xbox think about healthy foods like Burger King , McDonalds and especially Taco Bell all-you-can-eat-a-thons all day and the Gamers appetite for gaming but this delicious dinner archieved scores to get me 360 times the X-vitamins out of the box . Now i feel like the Master chief-cook personally . Its time to finish this meal !" Series X / 10

-Pope Geoffus the 3th Doritominus Keighlyngton :
" This meal broke my Dorito-dust addiction and stayed me dry from Mountain Dew for 3 days . What a Miracle !! And it tastes great with a dessert of Stracia Forzatella Horizon remastered shake inbetween . Gonna cook it for my husband Hideo Kojima !! That Gears His wars intensely after his Death- strandings at the work !! " Baja blast /10

-Billys Lord of the Gates :
" Wow those meals are getting really realisticly tasty nowadays ! And i thought making poo into water was a great invention in africa but it was the teasing-taster for the real future of Microsoft cooking ! Since i eating this highly deliquent but healthy meal i dont get Red Rings of allergies anymore and it saved my marriage with a candle-light dinner . Update your cooking-roster with this dish or we force you to like it , how we did with Windows 10 and 11 . Eat it Up and love it like the Kinect ! "
Windows 7 /10
 
Minor purchase: A spicy V8 and a soda.
Notable purchase...
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