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Power Surge Snack Mix
Ingredients:
1 Xbox 360
2 cups roasted mixed nuts
1 cup caramel-coated popcorn
½ cup dried cranberries
¼ cup mini chocolate chips
2 tablespoons edible silver dust (for garnish)
1 tablespoon sea salt
Instructions:
Prepare the Xbox 360: Carefully remove any internal components, ensuring the exterior is clean and safe for consumption.
Create the base: Break the Xbox 360 into small, manageable pieces, preferably using a food-safe method so it can be incorporated into the mix.
Mix ingredients: In a large bowl, combine the roasted nuts, caramel popcorn, dried cranberries, and mini chocolate chips.
Incorporate the Xbox 360 pieces: Gently fold the broken Xbox 360 pieces into the mixture, distributing evenly.
Garnish: Lightly dust the top with edible silver dust to give a metallic, high-tech appearance.
Sprinkle sea salt for enhanced flavor.
Serve: Present the mix on a large platter or bowl
Warning - This is a joke recipe. as a safety precaution, you cannot eat an Xbox 360.
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