Movies If you were in a final destination movie how would you die?

[CyberRabbit]

 

[Carlnshake Carlnshake]

Probably related to smoking pot, great movies btw

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

By playing Man vs Bus (Bus always wins).

 

[jon2]

Snu-snu

 

[Zerpina]

I’m walking through an airport, minding my own business, maybe humming a tune or arguing with my GPS about which terminal to take.
Suddenly, I spot a giant display of inflatable bananas because, apparently that’s what airports do now and decide “Hey, that looks hilarious” I reach out to poke one, but just as I do a rogue luggage cart, somehow possessed by the spirit of chaos, zooms past me.

The inflatable banana I poked hits a switch that releases a hidden trapdoor, which was part of some weird airport prank display.
The trapdoor swings open, and I tumble headfirst into a giant vat of whipped cream that was left out for a promotional event. I’m flailing around, trying to escape, when a seagull... yes, a seagull, swoops in and snatches my hat, thinking it’s a snack.

Startled, I slip on the whipped cream, do a dramatic tumble and land right onto a conveniently placed, extremely sharp airport souvenir sword.

So there I am, dead as a doornail with a goofy grin on my face, having been taken out by a combination of inflatable bananas, rogue luggage carts and a seagull with terrible taste.

Bizarrely comedic is how i would die

 

[Bakuma1997]

Knowing my luck IRL i would die in the premonition instead of surviving the incident

 

[Sleepstate]

I wouldn't I'm simply to powerful

 

[BobBobson]

Probably throwing a Wii remote at the TV and it bouncing back into my skull after I forgot to put the safety strap on

 

[CyberRabbit]

I’m walking through an airport, minding my own business, maybe humming a tune or arguing with my GPS about which terminal to take.
Suddenly, I spot a giant display of inflatable bananas because, apparently that’s what airports do now and decide “Hey, that looks hilarious” I reach out to poke one, but just as I do a rogue luggage cart, somehow possessed by the spirit of chaos, zooms past me.

The inflatable banana I poked hits a switch that releases a hidden trapdoor, which was part of some weird airport prank display.
The trapdoor swings open, and I tumble headfirst into a giant vat of whipped cream that was left out for a promotional event. I’m flailing around, trying to escape, when a seagull... yes, a seagull, swoops in and snatches my hat, thinking it’s a snack.

Startled, I slip on the whipped cream, do a dramatic tumble and land right onto a conveniently placed, extremely sharp airport souvenir sword.

So there I am, dead as a doornail with a goofy grin on my face, having been taken out by a combination of inflatable bananas, rogue luggage carts and a seagull with terrible taste.

Bizarrely comedic is how i would die
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[Abecero]

Probably off-screen. Then everyone else would be like:

 

[RageBurner]

A somewhat cartoony way that could be unintentionally funny, like being hit by a brick at terminal velocity.
Edit: this never seems to kill Will E. Coyote, so hey, maybe I fancy my chances.

 

[Frickinfrik]

I plug in my PS4, but then the outlet blows up and then I fall backwards, hitting my head against one of my drawers, causing my collection of VHS Tapes and my big ass CRT TV to fall on me, thus killing me. Guess you could say: “Video killed the Video Game Fan”.

 

[CyberRabbit]

For me it would probably be at Disneyland after I fall off a ride after it flys off the track and then I splat onto the floor as my guts and blood form a hidden Mickey onto the sidewalk traumatizing all the kids as Disney adults take photos of my gorey remains

 

[RageBurner]

I plug in my PS4, but then the outlet blows up and then I fall backwards, hitting my head against one of my drawers, causing my collection of VHS Tapes and my big ass CRT TV to fall on me, thus killing me. Guess you could say: “Video killed the Video Game Fan”.

If you had an Amstrad GX4000, maybe that would really happen.

 

[midnitecarnival]

Poverty.

 

[Mr. SyS]

Hopefully in a way that's instant.

 

[Morgana Veil]

Something stupid and easily preventable or something like that. Probably pass out in a bathtub, and the ceiling fall in on me or whatever

 

[Gin]

Knowing my luck, probably one of my dogs would push me, I would step on their waste, I would slip, I would face the ground and then I would be telling all this in this same way to Saint Peter

 

[pingugaming]

i'm at home minding my own business, assembling a computer. i use one of those interchangeable screwdrivers that looked so fancy in one of them youtube videos. so i grab the philips head from the box but i don't notice the small flat head near it falling on the floor. i keep going, and after an hour or so the computer is done. i'm so happy of the results. the case looks great, the cable management is excellent and every component seems to work to spec. so i get up to go get from my kitchen a nice fresh soda to celebrate however i step bare footed on the fallen flat head tip and it gets jammed under my foot. i start screaming and crying from the pain and i fall over the pc, jamming my head in the case. i get up and i notice that a stick of ram is jammed in my eye. the pain is unbearable. i get outside screaming for help but there's a moonson coming thru town and while im there in pain a thunder struck the ram jammed in my eye and my head explodes.

 

[Gin]

Snu-snu

dreaming is free lmao

 

[Cardboardtubeknight]

With my pants at my ankles

 

[Zerohour2k12]

I think I'd be one of the first, if not the first to kick the bucket.

 

[Bonkers225]

This film series gave me some of the worst anxieties. I tend to avoid seeing it now.

 

[MemeAlert]

The Sarah Silver Program S2 EP18 where something happens to a guys ding ga ling. I'm not explaining it just watch the episode.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Blowing my brains out with a .45-70 Govt round while watching the 2010 Konami E3 Press Conference