Comics IF BATMAN'S PARENTS ARE DEAD, THEN HOW WAS HE BORN????

First, which Batman as there are several. Second, So basically when a female's egg accepts and male's sperm, it becomes fertilize and then starts to divide and multiply, after the gestation and the fetus has grown mature then it travels from the uterus and out the vagina and the baby is then considered born(normally as not always the case). Yes there are more steps but this is not biology and I'm not submitting it for the 6th time.
 
Is this a funny thread to say "whatever you come up with"? lol.

I am not a DC fan nor a knowledgeable person regarding Batman, but as far as I know, his parents were killed when he was 8 years old. Did you mean if his parents were dead, how he was raised?
 
Please, it's so Simple

One night, a secret society of time traveling squirrels launched a magical nut into the past, causing Bruce Wayne’s parents to mysteriously vanish just before his birth. Unbeknownst to anyone, his DNA was secretly mixed with that of a genetically engineered flying fox, giving him a love for bats and shadows.

The squirrels then replaced him with a squirrel bat hybrid clone, which somehow got sent to the wrong universe, our Gotham where he grew up as the billionaire orphan we know.
So, Bruce Wayne’s entire existence is actually the result of squirrel led time chaos, bat DNA, and a series of cosmic nutty misadventures
 
Bruce Wayne's parents are dead, not Batman's. Batman was born from little Bruce's trauma, grief and guilt. Bruce Wayne is technically Batman's "parent". Kind of like Norman Bates and 'Mother'.

^^ Comic fan explains stupid comic.
 
Reading all this is giving me Forrest Whitaker Eye
His parents were dead by the time he was an adult crime fighter, but they were very much alive when he was born.
 

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Please, it's so Simple

One night, a secret society of time traveling squirrels launched a magical nut into the past, causing Bruce Wayne’s parents to mysteriously vanish just before his birth. Unbeknownst to anyone, his DNA was secretly mixed with that of a genetically engineered flying fox, giving him a love for bats and shadows.

The squirrels then replaced him with a squirrel bat hybrid clone, which somehow got sent to the wrong universe, our Gotham where he grew up as the billionaire orphan we know.
So, Bruce Wayne’s entire existence is actually the result of squirrel led time chaos, bat DNA, and a series of cosmic nutty misadventures
Genetically manufactured by the U.S. government
 

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