How would you talk to a women

[χKai]

Immediately send out red flags on a constant basis, and persist in cringe activity in front of her.

That's what I do. Works every time.

 

[RageBurner]

I stand corrected, some real ones do work.

 

[A man on a computer]

You're young, you got the power. Just try to speak to the wimin' regardless. Keep in mind everything is nothing, your anxiety only exist as procrastinating thoughts in your mind.

Spoiler

Don't spend your prime in a cave like I did.

 

[Octopus]

First I'd attract her by turning my skin into some different colours, really get her into the show. Strobes, blinks, synchronized flashes; women love light shows, no exceptions. Next I'd twist my body into some different shapes, shove myself under a rock or something that'd be pretty based. Once she shows her satisfaction by chittering with her weird octopus tooth, I'd get so close that our tentacles were practically touching, inching closer and closer. The flare of my strobing skin would drown everything else out as my two front tentacles start intertwining with hers. I'd promise her the best rock in the ocean as our den, and the finest pearls and glittering stones her gifts. Then, right before our bulbous heads would meet, I'd ink all over the place then run away; I'm not that easy. Nice try, lady.

Actually though, recognize that it's awkward for everybody involved and especially the first time. And don't put on an act or anything like that, its impossible to keep up long term and probably not hard to see through.

 

[DunkeyKong]

I told them that I have 80M Power in Rise of Kingdoms

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I told them that I have 80M Power in Rise of Kingdoms

I tell them i have 900 nonillion cookies in cookie clicker

 

[DunkeyKong]

I tell them i have 900 nonillion cookies in cookie clicker

 

[Sunnyside]

OP gave me a good laugh, thanks.

Not sarcasm btw. I genuinely appreciate this post.

 

[moonbits]

I wouldn't, I'm scared of them

 

[otogirisou]

how would you talk to one?

don't

 

[DAME NINGEN]

I tell them i have 900 nonillion cookies in cookie clicker

 

[Boo Man]

 

[Mini_Man.XW]

"Hi, how are ya?"

 

[Burzuru]

HELLO MADAM. I THINK YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A RELATIONSHIP?

 

[99nereids]

make sure to start with "whats the deal with airplane food?"
works every time on me

 

[CyberRabbit]

 

[elwynd16x]

Kirby grab+up

 

[Questless Knight]

Because I know half of the people on this site have never talked to a women besides their moms how would you talk to one?

So BobBoson your a almighty all knowing god and know what every people here on RTG does and does not do. Well instead of keeping track on people here on RTG maybe spend your time a cure children from cancer which would be better use of your time and power.

 

[Retornodelogay]

Just be normal my guy, we aren't a different species. Don't approach us randomly if you wouldn't do the same to a man, don't go into every conversation expecting a future romantic or sexual outcome and see us as complete humans. That's it.

Kirby grab+up

This works too, actually. Just make sure to time it with our constant spot dodges. It can be tricky.

 

[Yuu Suzuki]

This coming from a girl, treat us like you would do with any other human being. Don't think that we won't know something just for being women and please, don't be weird in DMs to us lol

That's pretty much all.

 

[nobitakun]

Because I know half of the people on this site have never talked to a women besides their moms how would you talk to one?

Open your mouth before start talking, that usually works like a charm.

What is the meaning of this thread by the way? check how many 15 years old kids with social disabilities are in RetroGameTalk?

We are in 2025 and I am still wondering why people keep thinking that forums are the home of people who can't socialize with other people in real life. The purpose of forums are to gather people from all over the world and exchange experiences, knowledge and fun. If I could I would rather do this on real life, but my home isn't that big lol.

 

[fmsynthetic]

I just ask them about their female coworkers then zone out and think about sex while they're complaining

 

[qw90700]

Learn from this guy lolol:

 

[nathman]

Be a raging misogynist.

 

[Retro Doomer]

It may sound lame,but I would talk to a woman like every other Human Being,I would not engage in a wasteful Conversation with a Homo Sapiens as a Vulcan I can't understand those Illogical Creatures such as Humans.

Okay Jokes Aside I am a bit shy,yet I would not Change my speech pattern with a Woman and I talked with many in my life I even had Female Friends from time to time.no Girlfriends though.And to be completely Honest I don't see the need to act different with a Woman compared to a Man when Talking I treat both with Respect and I don't partake in vulgar Behavior.