Random How was Kate Winslett 21 when the titanic sunked, but the film took place in 1997?

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

This doesn't add up, is she immortal?

 

[PrismRed]

Kate Winslett was not 21 when Titanic sank, rather Titanic sank when Kate Winslett was 21. Also, it has always been filmed, the release date just so happened to be 85 years away after the actual event.

 

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[Wonderguy]

erm actually

 

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[Nebulon_Galaxy]

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I wonder why she couldn't stop it from sinking

 

[X y b e r - S k u ll]

I wonder why she couldn't stop it from sinking

It was her canon event

 

[Metalgeareris]

Kate Winslet is actually Wait Kinslet backwards which means she waited for the titanic to sink before going back in time to have a love affair with Deonard Licapprio that no one should have known about but her great great grandmother knew it was her and filmed it all as evidence to prove 85 years later that Kate Winslett sunk the titanic herself to hide the evidence but her great great grandmother managed to save the tape and thus won 1 million dollars in the lawsuit against Kate which is equivalent to a billion dollars today.

 

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James Cameron created a blockbuster fanfic lol

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Kate Winslet is actually Wait Kinslet backwards which means she waited for the titanic to sink before going back in time to have a love affair with Deonard Licapprio that no one should have known about but her great great grandmother knew it was her and filmed it all as evidence to prove 85 years later that Kate Winslett sunk the titanic herself to hide the evidence but her great great grandmother managed to save the tape and thus won 1 million dollars in the lawsuit against Kate which is equivalent to a billion dollars today.

This should be a movie

 

[Metalgeareris]

This should be a movie

It is. It's the old lady's testimony at the beginning of the titanic movie but we never saw the full scope till now and James Cameron will make Titanic 2 the sequel for the following court proceedings and the cameo of Bruce Willis as the judge.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

It is. It's the old lady's testimony at the beginning of the titanic movie but we never saw the full scope till now and James Cameron will make Titanic 2 the sequel for the following court proceedings and the cameo of Bruce Willis as the judge.

Titanic 2 the Iceberg strikes back in theaters 2012

 

[Metalgeareris]

THe great great grandmother put all her lawsuit fortune into the the blue Heart of the Ocean as an investment but then later heavily regretted it instead of using the time travel evidence to go back in time and stop Wait Kinslet from sinking the titanic so she threw the jewel into the ocean as a sacrifice (as seen at the end of the 1st movie) for atonement of her sin of greed and this whole self-finding journey and the vanity of riches of the great great grandmother is chronicled by James Cameron's third installment "Titanic 3 - A Heart of Gold"

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

THe great great grandmother put all her lawsuit fortune into the the blue Heart of the Ocean as an investment but then later heavily regretted it instead of using the time travel evidence to go back in time and stop Wait Kinslet from sinking the titanic so she threw the jewel into the ocean as a sacrifice (as seen at the end of the 1st movie) for atonement of her sin of greed and this whole self-finding journey and the vanity of riches of the great great grandmother is chronicled by James Cameron's third installment "Titanic 3 - A Heart of Gold"

Straight to DVD ahh movie

 

[Metalgeareris]

Straight to DVD ahh movie

Yes it was a "cash grab". Plz tell me what happens to Kate Winslet's revenge plot from jail and subsequent release 85 years later in Jame's Cameron's great return to theatre blockbuster movie number 4 please. where she goes back in time to fight her 85 year old grandmother on top of a mock replica of Jame's Cameron's titanic at his filming wearhouse in Hollywood for the 2nd movie. With James cameron as a cameo starring himself as the surprised director! "Titanic 4 - Terminator Terminal Prison Term ending" or "T4" for short. Two 85 year old women fighting like Snake & Ocelot in MGS4 (there's was on top of a giant sub).

 

[Bakuma1997]

She hid pretty well her TARDIS

 

[Metalgeareris]

She hid pretty well her TARDIS

IT was in her turdass ;) jk. It was outside by the jail painted to look like a tree with real leaves glued on top for the canopy. Done by her faithful immortal friend Dionard Licapprio who survived sinking in the icy waters in the 1st movie thanks to mermaid seals that retrieved his lifeless body and reannimated it with ancient forbidden arctic magic and a special type of sea weed as seen in the poorly reviewed 1 hour movie special on the Hallmark channel not directed by James Cameron but fully animated by Hayao Miyazaki's debut American team Dudio Giblets (they all got fired) and Miyazaki wrote a formal apology to the fans of Wait Kinslet.

 

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