Hello my peons

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

<This is all in good fun mind you, nice to meet you, welcome to the forum>
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[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

After searching through your internet search results I have found many problems with your "plan" for world domination that makes it look like it was made by a infant. Shall we begin? First of all keeping humans in your cellar instead of robotizing their face and having them fight for you is a major flaw. Also your smaller and rotting facility is much smaller then my much more impressive mansion

A Mansion? How adorable

and your no match for my army and massive ass mech

Charming, i have a few dozen of those

Not to mention my two peons I already have
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I have a few peons of my own

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So, they will attack me With MEME's and there hurt feelings?

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Easy now

 

[CyberRabbit]

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Is there another choice besides those two?

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Is there another choice besides those two?

Don't worry Dear. you can stay at Aperture.

 

[Delta Queen]

Is there another choice besides those two?

There's mega perish

Don't worry Dear. you can stay at Aperture.

Also how cute, I can use my mech to knock over your tower

 

[Sheepy765]

Welcome in, friend. Always good to see new faces around here.

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Also how cute, I can use my mech to knock over your tower

The facility is Underground

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Is there another choice besides those two?

You can join my army and you can even ride one this

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

You can join my army and you can even ride one thisView attachment 123155

Give him Big Zam

 

[CyberRabbit]

There's mega perish

Also how cute, I can use my mech to knock over your tower [Deleted]

Why am I being dragged into this mess?

What did I do? I didn’t even show any signs of interest, I just asked you two to not start a battle, and so you do
All I wanted to do was see Castoff and Stars Align be completed in my lifetime

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Why am I being dragged into this mess?
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What did I do? I didn’t even show any signs of interest, I just asked you two to not start a battle, and so you do

I dunno. but I'm not the one trying to force you into being a peon. just saying
All Test Subjects have to be 18 year's or older

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Give him Big Zam

I remembered that I still have some of this lying around, you can have this @CyberRabbit

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Oh, how utterly charming.
That was mildly amusing, just enough to keep me from yawning outright.
But honestly, I’ve grown bored. Nice wasting a moment with you.
Enjoy torturing yourself on the forum.

 

[Delta Queen]

Why am I being dragged into this mess?
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What did I do? I didn’t even show any signs of interest, I just asked you two to not start a battle, and so you do
All I wanted to do was see Castoff and Stars Align be completed in my lifetime

That's because Stupids (ages 1-death) are easy to manipulate, and besides it easy to track down your interests through your internet search results
Favorite book: Castoff
Favorite Film: National Treasures
Favorite Animal: Skunks
So you see it's actually quite simple to manipulate Stupids
Also @G.L.a.D.O.S. if your base is underground then I could just use my mech Lazer to burn a hole through your base to the center of the earth, that made it easier lmao

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

That's because Stupids (ages 1-death) are easy to manipulate, and besides it easy to track down your interests through your internet search results
Favorite book: Castoff
Favorite Film: National Treasures
Favorite Animal: Skunks
So you see it's actually quite simple to manipulate Stupids
Also @G.L.a.D.O.S. if your base is underground then I could just use my mech Lazer to burn a hole through your base to the center of the earth, that made it easier lmao

Let's not with the mania. You just got here. You're supposed to give it at least a week

 

[CyberRabbit]

Favorite book: Castoff
Favorite Film: National Treasures
Favorite Animal: Skunks
So you see it's actually quite simple to manipulate Stupids

I’m pretty sure most users on here that have been following me for a while know this, also good night m, it’s late here in Indiana

 

[Zerpina]

I’m pretty sure most users on here that have been following me for a while know this, also good night m, it’s late here in Indiana

G'night Kid-o

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That's because Stupids (ages 1-death) are easy to manipulate, and besides it easy to track down your interests through your internet search results
Favorite book: Castoff
Favorite Film: National Treasures
Favorite Animal: Skunks
So you see it's actually quite simple to manipulate Stupids
Also @G.L.a.D.O.S. if your base is underground then I could just use my mech Lazer to burn a hole through your base to the center of the earth, that made it easier lmao

like @Cardboardtubeknight said, you just got here..

And ok then.... What is my favorite book? Favorite film? Favorite animal? Since you are the oh-so master of figuring out stupids, and before you look at my about info.

It doesn't have any links or info.

 

[RETRO-VETRO RETRO-VETRO]

Hello and welcome to RetroGameTalk, we hope you enjoy it here!

 

[MajesticSiN]

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

That's because Stupids (ages 1-death) are easy to manipulate, and besides it easy to track down your interests through your internet search results
Favorite book: Castoff
Favorite Film: National Treasures
Favorite Animal: Skunks
So you see it's actually quite simple to manipulate Stupids
Also @G.L.a.D.O.S. if your base is underground then I could just use my mech Lazer to burn a hole through your base to the center of the earth, that made it easier lmao

I might consider joining you if you answer this;
Who’s my favorite female character from the Gundam series?
Who is my favorite classical literature author?

 

[RandomHajile]

I'm actually a robot that thinks it is human and I drive a mean motorcycle. Just don't tell Gillian Seed I'm still alive. I want to surprise him.

 

[DrGamesAlot]

As I continue to search for people to join my cyber army (and to later robotize their face) I have arrived here, RGT. So now might I ask, who'll like to be my peon? I may or may not robotize your face, and if you don't, you can simply mega perish

I clicked cause the title had me laughing, but after reading this completely I'm not so sure how real it is anymore lol

 

[Jayonnaise6105 Jayonnaise6105]

Welcome to the forum!
I'm flattered, but I'm already spoken for as a peon/test subject
Hope you have a good time here! Ya know... within reason

 

[Straydog]

hello!

 

[Zerpina]

Welcome to the forum!
I'm flattered, but I'm already spoken for as a peon/test subject
Hope you have a good time here! Ya know... within reason
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Ya...
I'm in the same boat as you, Jay.
Better the devil you know than the one you don't. As the old saying gose
G.L.a.D.O.S. may be a snarky ass sometimes, but at least she's funny.