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Duke Nukem, Borderlands, FEAR and Soldier of Fortune. After Duke 3D came out, the whole development hell fiasco with Duke Nukem Forever ensured that the only two good Duke games that came out since were Zero Hour and Manhattan Project. DNF is a mediocre shitshow due to the incredibly long development cycle where they would come up with some good shit like the '01 build and then throw it away whenever the next killer app came out, whether it was Halo, Half-Life 2, CoD or whatever. The fact that the Greaselord released DNF 2011 with the humor a pale shadow of itself using a script where the most recent reference is to a movie that released seven years prior feels like Randy taking a greasy shit on the franchise because he sucked at mapping for it makes it even worse.
Speaking of Grease, I used to love Borderlands. B1, B2 and The Pre-Sequel not only played well and were as addictive as a mobile game but are legitimately some of the funniest games ever. Handsome Jack is one of best gaming villians ever and everything any of the Psychos say is comedic gold. Then Borderlands 3 came out, fixed whatever niggling gameplay issues the series and turned the story into an unfunny stab at YouTubers because Greasandy BoBandy is a thin-skinned PoS who can dish out greasy slop but can't take it. The movie is like apparently like a grease fire, but I haven't paid attention since B3's unfunniness killed my laughter and turned my smile upside down with it's lame-ass jokes that are worse than a Family Guy cutaway gag where Peter reads Big Bang Theory subtitles in a monotone, bored voice for fifteen fucking minutes.
FEAR: First Encounter Assault Recon was a great game with atmosphere that despite being a horror themed game that wasn't scary is still a badass FPS with combat that makes Chow Yun-Fat cry fat tears of envy. The expansion pack Extraction Point is even better, the only problem with it is it doesn't have Alma brutally disintegrate Norton Mapes to bloody skeleton for being the annoying, atmosphere breaking cheeto stain he is. The Perseus Mandate is where everything went to shit, it feels hollow. Steven Jay Blum, while being one of my favorite voice actors, doesn't really seem like he fits in a game like FEAR and clashes with the atmosphere. Jim Ward seems like he phoned his portrayal of Rowdy Betters in the Perseus Mandate. FEAR 2 is mediocre and feels like every other shooter of that era. F3AR is a lame mess that gives the Point Man a lame voice.
Soldier of Fortune was the gold standard of ultra-gory first-person shooters for a long time (IMO the next game that achieved that level of gory brutality in first-person was Dead Island) and seems like the practice run RAVEN did for the Black Ops series. Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix suffered from a borked launch, but ultimately became a pretty good game. Soldier of Fortune: Payback is one of the worst games of all time. 'Nuff said.
BioShock: Infinite is a good game, but not nearly as good as the first two. If only because it drastically simplified the gameplay and made the only interesting and unique thing about it the skyhook riding and verticality in the game. The story I like as much as the first two, but the gameplay took a major step back with that one.
Speaking of Grease, I used to love Borderlands. B1, B2 and The Pre-Sequel not only played well and were as addictive as a mobile game but are legitimately some of the funniest games ever. Handsome Jack is one of best gaming villians ever and everything any of the Psychos say is comedic gold. Then Borderlands 3 came out, fixed whatever niggling gameplay issues the series and turned the story into an unfunny stab at YouTubers because Greasandy BoBandy is a thin-skinned PoS who can dish out greasy slop but can't take it. The movie is like apparently like a grease fire, but I haven't paid attention since B3's unfunniness killed my laughter and turned my smile upside down with it's lame-ass jokes that are worse than a Family Guy cutaway gag where Peter reads Big Bang Theory subtitles in a monotone, bored voice for fifteen fucking minutes.
FEAR: First Encounter Assault Recon was a great game with atmosphere that despite being a horror themed game that wasn't scary is still a badass FPS with combat that makes Chow Yun-Fat cry fat tears of envy. The expansion pack Extraction Point is even better, the only problem with it is it doesn't have Alma brutally disintegrate Norton Mapes to bloody skeleton for being the annoying, atmosphere breaking cheeto stain he is. The Perseus Mandate is where everything went to shit, it feels hollow. Steven Jay Blum, while being one of my favorite voice actors, doesn't really seem like he fits in a game like FEAR and clashes with the atmosphere. Jim Ward seems like he phoned his portrayal of Rowdy Betters in the Perseus Mandate. FEAR 2 is mediocre and feels like every other shooter of that era. F3AR is a lame mess that gives the Point Man a lame voice.
Soldier of Fortune was the gold standard of ultra-gory first-person shooters for a long time (IMO the next game that achieved that level of gory brutality in first-person was Dead Island) and seems like the practice run RAVEN did for the Black Ops series. Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix suffered from a borked launch, but ultimately became a pretty good game. Soldier of Fortune: Payback is one of the worst games of all time. 'Nuff said.
Totally agree with you on Dragon Age, but I honestly like BioShock 2 as much as the first game- it improved on the gameplay aspects of the first that made it the thinking man's FPS, and I like the story too. Sophia Lamb, Augustus Sinclair and Gil Alexander are really great villians even if their not as peak as Andrew Ryan, Frank Fontaine and Sander Cohen were. It also continues the theme the series had of criticising extremist political ideologies, with Sophia Lamb's biopunk Ultra-Communism in a decaying underwater megacity being the perfect counterpoint to the Andrew Ryan's Objectivist oppression, as well as going into further detail on just how oppressive it became when Ryan started losing market share, like Sinclair's ghetto slum hotels and gulag. The Fontaine Futuristics level where you meet ol' Gil and see how he turned himself into a schizophrenic biocomputer are also really great.Both Dragon Age and BioShock have incredible first games and, unfortunately, their sequels got worse and worse.
BioShock: Infinite is a good game, but not nearly as good as the first two. If only because it drastically simplified the gameplay and made the only interesting and unique thing about it the skyhook riding and verticality in the game. The story I like as much as the first two, but the gameplay took a major step back with that one.