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[ZEGA ZONICZEGA ZONIC's icon]

 

[Deleted member 819841]

Is it The Gas ready to the race and goodbye to the Thread

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

 

[Deleted member 1816]

LADIES AAAANNNNDDD GENTLEMEN!
THE TIME IS FINALLY HERE!
The time...FOR THE FINALS QUALIFIEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Here's the track for this final race:
Papu Pyramid from Crash Team Racing!
(Sorry, but I just love Crash and it's spinoffs)

As for my vehicle of choice:
It's none other than the Tommi Mäkinen Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 6!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Cadillac Cadillac, popping this trunk,
Let see who up for this energetic funk.

 

[Deleted member 1816]

Alright then.........
Been a long time since I last did this........
*INHALE*
ARE
YOU
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1816]

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Okay, @Samatonic:
Up ahead is a corner and then a spiraling turn around the eponymous Papu's Pyramid.
What will you do?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I'll tell you what, I'd jump the corner, breaking the box while slipping from the sides like a boss.

 

[Deleted member 1816]

I do the same thing as Samatonic, but with 4WD Drift around the spiral.
And now for the moment of truth:
@Samatonic, your action was...
Successful!

My action was...
Super Successful!

@Samatonic jumps the corner and slips from the sides "like a boss" as he says, but my Lancer jumps over him and clears the spiraling turn with the 4WD Drift!
I'm now in the lead!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Extreme yeahh!!

 

[Deleted member 1816]

Okay, @Samatonic:
Up ahead is another corner but this one has Man-eating Plants on the sidewalks! (Who planted those here?!)
What will you do?
I do my best to dodge them while going through the corner with my 4WD Drift Technique!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I know just what to do here, I'll activate my Chainsaw and cut through the plants. THAT WILL TEACH THEM FOR BREAKING MY STREAK IN THE GAME, HAAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1816]

Now for the results:
@Samatonic, your action was...
Failed!

My action was...
Super Successful! (Twice in a row?!)

@Samatonic tries to cut through the plants with a chainsaw, but the plants simply Chomp it off and eat it!
Now they're distracted with eating you while I go through the corner safely!
I'm still in the lead!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

 

[Deleted member 1816]

Okay, @Samatonic:
Up ahead is yet another corner followed by a long straight with more Man (and Metal) eating plants!
What will you do?!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I Still Crave Vengeance. I pull out two swords that I got from breaking the box earlier in the game.

 

[Deleted member 1816]

I, once again, avoid the Man (and metal) eating plants while watching the epic battle that'll ensue between them and @Samatonic.
Now for the results:
@Samatonic, your action was...
Failed!? (How are these plants THIS strong?!)

My action was...
Successful!? (That's the third Successful action I've got...something feels wrong here...)

@Samatonic engages the plants in a duel of epic proportions, but they, once again, simply Chomp off his swords and spit it out. (They didn't like the taste of the energy the swords were emitting.)
And I drive away as they maul Samatonic to near death.
I am, somehow, still in the lead.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

DAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 1816]

Okay, @Samatonic!
This is the final stretch!
You might clutch this!
Up ahead is the final corner and straight with the final batch of Man and Metal eating plants!
WHAT.WILL.YOU.DO?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I...TAKE ONE LAST CHANCE. I Leap from my car as it twirls around with a sword drawn ready to chop the vines off my foe and leap back inside my car as it lands back on track.

 

[Deleted member 1816]

I...
I honestly stop my car, grab some popcorn, and watch how this battle turns out.
And now for the results:
@Samatonic, your action was...
SUCCESSSSFFFUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My action was...
SUPER. SUCCESSSSFFFUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Samatonic finally managed to defeat the Man and Metal eating plants in one glorious and spectacular battle that will be told in the pages of history for the future generations.
After that glorious fight, I use this as a chance to drive away and cross the finish line!
THE RACE IS DONE!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

YYYYEEEESSSSSSSS, FINALLLYYYYY!!!!! THOUGH I'VE LOST THE WAR, I WON MY BATTLE TODAY!!

That was an epic battle today, Truly you have bested me. Thank you for having this match.

 

[Deleted member 1816]

YYYYEEEESSSSSSSS, FINALLLYYYYY!!!!! THOUGH I'VE LOST THE WAR, I WON MY BATTLE TODAY!!

That was an epic battle today, Truly you have bested me. Thank you for having this match.

You're absolutely welcome, bro!
That was one heck of a battle!
One that'll never be forgotten!

And with that, Ladies and Gents...
The Finals are finally over!
The winner is yours truly:
The Self-proclaimed King Of Speed, @OmegaPunch!

 

[JustLooking123]

OH MY GOD!!! What an epic battle!!!
I was arisen from DEATH just to watch this race!!! only to be stopped by mere sleep!

Congratulations both!!!
The battle was so epic that honestly i can't say who was the true winner... probably both of you... in different ways!

And Yay! Finally OmegaPunch bro is the champion himself!!!
Awesome!!!