existential dread for my 3DS console

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i baby it. i never take it outside even when i really want to. i charge it only long enough to minimize the chances of freak electrical surges frying its insides. i gently pry open its lid like a brand new comic i plan to return in its plastic sleeve after reading.

because they're never going to make stereoscopic hardware ever again, and it's one of the coolest technological relics of our generation. and i only see prices going up on the aftermarket for anyone unlucky enough to have damage befall their precious console

time to pick up a 2DS as my everyday driver
 
i baby it. i never take it outside even when i really want to. i charge it only long enough to minimize the chances of freak electrical surges frying its insides. i gently pry open its lid like a brand new comic i plan to return in its plastic sleeve after reading.

because they're never going to make stereoscopic hardware ever again, and it's one of the coolest technological relics of our generation. and i only see prices going up on the aftermarket for anyone unlucky enough to have damage befall their precious console

time to pick up a 2DS as my everyday driver
I get that 👆
 
and i only see prices going up on the aftermarket for anyone unlucky enough to have damage befall their precious console
That's me, alright!!! I have a very old New 3DS XL bought in 2015 or so, and, while the thing has kept up well over the past decade, the bottom screen has started to go, and the battery only charges about 1/3rd of the time. I've been desperately seeking a cheap one on eBay for the past several years, but I can't even find a Japanese console going for less than $400 CAD, these days. I think ol' Gorse might just be out of luck. 😢
 
That's me, alright!!! I have a very old New 3DS XL bought in 2015 or so, and, while the thing has kept up well over the past decade, the bottom screen has started to go, and the battery only charges about 1/3rd of the time. I've been desperately seeking a cheap one on eBay for the past several years, but I can't even find a Japanese console going for less than $400 CAD, these days. I think ol' Gorse might just be out of luck. 😢
Replace your battery. CameronSino makes great replacements for all the ds/3ds line of systems
 
my 3DS has been in storage for years its just missing the pen thing
really need to mod it one of these days, emulating DS games on single screen handhelds isn't the best
Modding the 3DS is a breeze and Luma3DS is one of the (if not THE) best CFW's for anything. Really breathes a second life into the machine.
 
I'm so scared of the battery of my 3DS, PSP and PSVita dying. Like what happened to my original PSP battery after I dug it out years later. Yeah I found a good replacement but it was hard AF to find.
 
i think 128 gb should be a good size anyway?
is there a reason not to get a bigger one?
Apparently, the 3DS has a really hard time reading those, and sometimes it can't do it at all. Similar as how Android phones used to be afraid of pushing anything bigger than 32GB SD Cards.
 
Apparently, the 3DS has a really hard time reading those, and sometimes it can't do it at all. Similar as how Android phones used to be afraid of pushing anything bigger than 32GB SD Cards.
oh ok, i think i would struggle to fill a 128+ GB card with DS games anyway ::lol
maybe 32 or 64GB should be fine?
seems like 3ds games are less than 1GB each on average
 
The 3DS was my childhood. I remember playing Super Mario 3D Land, the technology was gimmicky but added charm you don't see replicated these days. My cousin had one with a copy of SSB and I was blown away by it. The virtual console and backwards compatibility with the DS made it a game-changer. I have an R4 card with about 500 ROMs loaded up. I completed Pokémon Black and White 2 on it as well while on holiday.

In a way, it kind of marked a transition from the frutiger aero of the noughties to the frutiger metro aesthetics of the early 2010s with the seventh-generation consoles, before we got stuck with the soulless bland void that is "corporate art".
 
I have 3 3ds systems and have modded two of them. I do need a good battery because I have replaced all the batteries with Amazon aftermarket ones, but those don't hold a charge for more than a day.
 
oh ok, i think i would struggle to fill a 128+ GB card with DS games anyway ::lol
maybe 32 or 64GB should be fine?
seems like 3ds games are less than 1GB each on average
Unless you try to have every game you can imagine, you should be fine with a 64 if you have one on hand. That being said, 128 are generally about the same price online, and can't hurt. (If you are paying more than $8 USD, you are overpaying)

One tip for your modded system, when putting original DS and GBA games on there, use TWiLight Menu++ instead of something that creates individual icons. The 3DS only allows for so many icons, so reducing their number is recommended

Also, be sure to make use of Red Viper to play those Virtual Boy games in 3d.

And while I'm at it, I'll throw in a game no one knows about: Mighty Gunvolt Burst. It merges 9 characters from 3 different franchises into one megaman clone that plays in an incredibly unique manner, with each character having their own customizable playstyle. This is what everyone who was angry over Mighty Number 9 should play
 
Is there a slight possibility to have modern screens replicating the 3DS' 3D effect?
 
Mmm... don't blame yourself for what happened.
the most important thing to take account is, you have the console. you have the games. and the control to play whenever you want and how to do it.
I share your pain. however, the end of a cycle or generation, is not meaning the end of the fun.
after all, streetpass was quite a miracle and a blessing, just saying.
not everything is lost, when you find how to keep it up, even beyond all possibilities. it is up to you, when you are ready to retire the console.

...yeah, I have mine modded. just to be a little more up to date.
 
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I really need to get a 3ds soon, I broke mine a couple of years ago and I always thought "I'll get around to getting a new one and hacking it." Years of procrastination later and I think I have been priced out of buying one unless I wanna use a chunk outta my paycheck to get one
 
I keep meaning to respond to this post, but never do. Ikagura, my boy, let Professor Gorse answer your query:
Is there a slight possibility to have modern screens replicating the 3DS' 3D effect?
Short answer: Theoretically yes, in practice no. Long answer:

The 3DS used a very primitive, rudimentary form of 3D based around two screens. The “external” screen is the one you physically saw, on the face of the unit. The “internal” screen separated the external screen and the lit pixels. As light shined through the internal screen, it distorted the image, which was then “corrected” by the external screen before it hit your eye. The 3D slider was a physical, analog lift that moved the internal screen “up” and “down”, depending on adjustment.

This process was why 3DS games “went in” to the console instead of “came out”, and heavily limited horizontal field of view. Because the internal screen literally needs to move physically, the console needed a thick border at the top of the face, which was where it moved to when the 3D slider was adjusted.

Nintendo got away with this because the 3DS was a small handheld unit, but for a huge TV screen, it would be completely infeasible. The TV would need to be hideously oversized, with a huge top border, it would need several small, delicate parts to move perfectly in tandem with one another to control the “lift”, viewing angles would be horrible (you’d have to sit dead-on in front of the TV), and the price would go through the fucking roof because there would be two ultra-HD screens. I guess you could build a TV like this, but it would be ugly, expensive, and provide a very poor viewing experience.

The New 3DS attempted to “improve” this process by assisting the physical movement with software, rendering the picture twice on both screens and pairing it with the console’s accelerometer to simulate horizontal motion. This, in addition to providing a pathetically small increase in viewing angles (they used to cite hilarious figures like 15% better 3D), brutally murdered performance for advanced games, because the console literally has to play the game twice. This is why later Pokemon games halved FPS in 3D, and why the last batch of first-party games didn’t include 3D at all.

2010s-era 3DTVs used your glasses as the “external” screen and the TV display as the “internal” one, so you could move around and the illusion wouldn’t break. 3D movies project a distorted image which your glasses “decode” to give you the illusion. Retro 50s red/blue 3D literally uses a red filter and a blue filter overlaid visibly on a source image to give each of your eyes a different visual which your brain interprets as “popping out” of the comic/movie/TV show.

That Visual Arts class in university wasn’t a massive waste of money, I swear!
 
2010s-era 3DTVs

god what a weird fast fad that was. One movie, Avatar does 3D, suddenly all of the industry says 3D is the future. so many 3D TVs ended up from the store or warehouse in the dump later, its hilarious. So many 3D on everything, watches, phones, tablets, laptops, computer screens, freaking digital picture frames. So many shitty movies added 3D in post to ride the hype train. Freaking amazing. Reminds me of the former crypto and current AI everything hype.
 
The 3DS used a very primitive, rudimentary form of 3D based around two screens. The “external” screen is the one you physically saw, on the face of the unit. The “internal” screen separated the external screen and the lit pixels. As light shined through the internal screen, it distorted the image, which was then “corrected” by the external screen before it hit your eye. The 3D slider was a physical, analog lift that moved the internal screen “up” and “down”, depending on adjustment.
Thanks for the explanation, it's much more complex than I thought.
god what a weird fast fad that was. One movie, Avatar does 3D, suddenly all of the industry says 3D is the future. so many 3D TVs ended up from the store or warehouse in the dump later, its hilarious. So many 3D on everything, watches, phones, tablets, laptops, computer screens, freaking digital picture frames. So many shitty movies added 3D in post to ride the hype train. Freaking amazing. Reminds me of the former crypto and current AI everything hype.
Each decade has a fad (enabled by a major success).

I still remember that Sonic Generations had a 3D TV option (that got removed in the remaster).
 

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