You, sir! Pass GOBLIN!!! Test number 15. Ready to kill some GOBLINS!!!
And you smell of goblin... you hunt them... slay them... KICK THEM!!!!!
You don't have to drink the goblin peepee...
You know the dirty, horrible smell of GOBLINS!!! And I'm glad to have you on the team. See Table at the Adventurers' Guild for a card and to pick up your mail.
Hehe... Hehehe... AHAHAH! WE'LL, SLAY GOBLINS!!!
GOBLINATE!!!! them... burn them in their dens... MAKE TAPIOKA PUDDING!!! And make them eat it...
<shakes head> Burururururu...
And when the day is over, we'll make sure every last stinking goblin is a good goblin...
And the only good goblin....
IS A DEAD FUCKING GOBLIN!!!!!!!!
So, let's make these goblins good...
...goblins..
Damn right a good goblin is a dead goblin and we're gonna slice them like Shish kebab