Random Cult of Jiggly

[RageBurner]

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That counter is never going to move, you can bet on this.

 

[Stingy Perry]

So, uh, are we just ignoring the shady guy in the corner in OUR shady corner of the forums?

Let him be he’s one of us, that guy is in deep meditation.

 

[JustLooking123]

Hm?
Please don't bother... i'm awakening my inner demon...
Hmhmhm....Hahahaha!!!

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

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Hm?
Please don't bother... i'm awakening my inner demon...
Hmhmhm....Hahahaha!!!

I've seen you race, I know how scary you can be!

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

Jigglysm??

1. Jiggly is above all gods
2. Thou shall not impersonate Jiggly
3. Thou shall not dirty Jiggly's name
4. Praise Jiggly.
5. Worship Jiggly.
6. Jiggle like Jiggly.
7. "JIGGLY I LOVE YOUUUUUU"

This thread h-h-has a l-l-lot of p-p-pages now...

W-w-whatsuup Spike? You want a m-m-mustache?

 

[Antilocal123]

JIGGLY I LOVE YOUUUU

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

JIGGLY I LOVE YOUUUU

 

[RageBurner]

We all love youuu.
*ahem* it's unusual for me to talk like that, but there you go.

 

[TamagotchiTamaHero24]

Jigglysm??

This thread h-h-has a l-l-lot of p-p-pages now...

W-w-whatsuup Spike? You want a m-m-mustache?

Welcome to the unwitting position of Cult leader.
Whom shall we off on your behalf first, oh great jiggling one?

 

[Ícaro Oliveira Santos]

I Love you Jiggly!!! I love Women!!!

 

[JustLooking123]

Okay... i'm awakened enough...
I have noted everything that happened in this thread... and sent the report in full details to the agency.

According to my investigations, this cult has been created to take advantage of our pure and innocent @ObscureJigglypuff for unknown purposes...

Except for the victim, anyone who participated in this thread has been inflicted with a hidden warning... a special kind of warning that can't be seen, but can be felt... won't leave you even in your sleep...

Hey guys! for real! don't you know religious talking is not allowed in this site?!?
Can't you see you have scared her?!?

 

[TamagotchiTamaHero24]

Okay... i'm awakened enough...
I have noted everything that happened in this thread... and sent the report in full details to the agency.

According to my investigations, this cult has been created to take advantage of our pure and innocent @ObscureJigglypuff for unknown purposes...

Except for the victim, anyone who participated in this thread has been inflicted with a hidden warning... a special kind of warning that can't be seen, but can be felt... won't leave you even in your sleep...

Hey guys! for real! don't you know religious talking is not allowed in this site?!?
Can't you see you have scared her?!?

I suppose the gag has run its course in some way.
@ObscureJigglypuff, we really do appreciate your comments! As we do for many people on the forum. I’m sure you can tell that this thread is all in good fun, and to poke jabs at real stupid cults that exist, but if you actually would like us all to stop than simply tell us to do so.

If you are okay with it, simply say so! I’m sure most of us will understand any position you take, as we mostly participated to goof around anyway and don’t want to in any form hurt somebody we consider an ally.

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I suppose the gag has run its course in some way.
@ObscureJigglypuff, we really do appreciate your comments! As we do for many people on the forum. I’m sure you can tell that this thread is all in good fun, and to poke jabs at real stupid cults that exist, but if you actually would like us all to stop than simply tell us to do so.

If you are okay with it, simply say so! I’m sure most of us will understand any position you take, as we mostly participated to goof around anyway and don’t want to in any form hurt somebody we consider an ally.

Also sorry for blowing up your notifications with this dumb thread.

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

I'm okay with everything, really.

My mustache is happy, because i love you all too <3
Let's have fun shall we?

 

[TamagotchiTamaHero24]

That’s actually very good to hear. I had an inkling that you were all good, but it’s the internet. You never know through text alone if somebody is truly okay with something, and anybody worth their salt should tread lightly as a result.
I’m just happy to know the gag is all in good spirits and that we haven’t hurt you in showing our genuine appreciation for all that you do!

Let's have fun shall we?

NOT THE POPO GIF LMAO

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So, if I must, how do I practice jiggling? Do I just vibrate my body vigorously? Do I make Jell-o and coat my entire body in it?

How doth one truly… jiggle?

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I'm okay with everything, really.

My mustache is happy, because i love you all too <3
Let's have fun shall we?

I LOVE YOU HAVE MY OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

That’s actually very good to hear. I had an inkling that you were all good, but it’s the internet. You never know through text alone if somebody is truly okay with something, and anybody worth their salt should tread lightly as a result.
I’m just happy to know the gag is all in good spirits and that we haven’t hurt you in showing our genuine appreciation for all that you do!

Are you kidding?
This is one of the cutest and funniest things I've ever seen in my life xD
Everything here is pure fun, and I love it.
Feel free to joke with me or about me.

You've never hurt me or made me feel uncomfortable. On the contrary, my lungs are bursting out laughing!!!

I truly love you all as much as you love me.
<3

So, if I must, how do I practice jiggling? Do I just vibrate my body vigorously? Do I make Jell-o and coat my entire body in it?

How doth one truly… jiggle?

Being naked in @OmegaPunch races to distract the competitors, is a very good way to practice the jiggle. But if you want to archive the glorious art of jiggle, you should be in the verge of ban. Yes, this works like NEN (read Hunter x Hunter for more info) hence, the closer to death, the more vigorous the jiggle.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

I'm okay with everything, really.

My mustache is happy, because i love you all too <3
Let's have fun shall we?

We've got the green light people!

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Whether RGT has a "companion" or not is irrelevant from our perspective. However, its arrival is joyously very significant to us at "Jiggly’s obscure cult".

@ObscureJigglypuff has made it clear to us that RGT’s approach is the "marker" we've been waiting for -- the time for the arrival of the NintendGods from the Level Above to take us crashing to "Their World" -- in the depths of Hell. Our time here on RGT is finally coming to a conclusion -- "graduation".

We are happily prepared to leave "this world" and go with Jiggly anew.

Join us! Worship with us! For we are THE CULT OF JIGGLY!​

I'm so happy that an offhand joke from a welcome back post has become a definitive forum lore moment.

The Obscure Cult of Jiggly truly will spread far and wide.​

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

The great convergence must commence, its time we merge and perform the great jiggly

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

 

[JustLooking123]

That's great! Now that everything is over, you guys can play cult or anything...
Just keep in mind that these are not real... and real cults are not allowed here.

That being said, if you are looking to join a real deal cult, i recommend everyone become followers of Eye of Beholder cult, approved by RGT and Spike himself.
Eye of Beholder is what you need... with a Just Leader and words of truth!
Completely no-nonsense and realistic, with engaging true stories such as the time when the Eye of Beholder held the sky up in place of Hercules just by gazing intently at it...
Join us!
All credit cards are accepted.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

HI! IM CAPTAIN QWARK AND @ObscureJigglypuff IS MY FAVORITE PERSON IN ALL OF METROPOLIS

 

[RageBurner]

A beholder has too many eyes, I'll stick with Jigglyism. Who knows, maybe I'll climb the ladder all the way to high priest.

 

[TamagotchiTamaHero24]

Are you kidding?
This is one of the cutest and funniest things I've ever seen in my life xD
Everything here is pure fun, and I love it.
Feel free to joke with me or about me.

You've never hurt me or made me feel uncomfortable. On the contrary, my lungs are bursting out laughing!!!

I truly love you all as much as you love me.
<3




Being naked in @OmegaPunch races to distract the competitors, is a very good way to practice the jiggle. But if you want to archive the glorious art of jiggle, you should be in the verge of ban. Yes, this works like NEN (read Hunter x Hunter for more info) hence, the closer to death, the more vigorous the jiggle.

You know what, it would probably work on my boyfriend, so I see your point.

 

[Ícaro Oliveira Santos]

A beholder has too many eyes, I'll stick with Jigglyism. Who knows, maybe I'll climb the ladder all the way to high priest.

Can I become a Jigglyism priest too?