I watch some foosball every once in a while. I've been a Seahawks fan since around 2005. Adopted them since they are in the same city as the Mariners. They've been pretty good since the 2000's so I can't complain as much as I do about the Mariners.
I think American Football is one of the most homo-erotic sports of all time though. There's a legal move called the tush-push, I mean c'mon now.
And Josh Allen and Mahomes are floppers on the level of the greatest soccer players.
I can not be mad at you, your not wrong.
I like the physicality of the game. I played football in high school, then played
Rugby in college and for 15 years after that. So I'm admittedly biased.
I just don't like the fact that:
1. A baseball player that's getting paid 90 million dollars to do his job gets a hangnail and they put him on the DL.
2. If it rains they have to delay the game because, good heavens!!! I hope the infield doesn't get moist.
3. The game lasts for 8 hours and 7.5 hours of that time is foul balls or nothing.
4. One soccer player sneezes on another one, than that one rolls around on the ground "in pain"
waiting for a cute little yellow or red greeting card.
5. Soccer fans have told me that a 0 - 0 tie is "the beautiful game". I said FU ding-dong,
I'm an American I want my team to win 147 - 0.
Keeping with our theme...
