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I just noticed that there was an "Air Hockey" tag in here and you bet your sweet ass you are gonna hear all about how much I loved these.
Listen: if you ever wanted to watch four screeching monkeys throw shit around and jump up and down like possessed trampolines (but were too cheap to pay for a ticket to the zoo), all you had to do was tagging along with my family as we played these.
But we didn't just "play" air hockey, we LIVED IT.
As overdramatic as that sounds, it's totally accurate — it was our collective "release valve", and we took full advantage of it.
We battled, we cheated, we engaged in endless arguments about the rules, we got smacked by flying pucks square in the face way more often than I care to admit... and we had a grand time of it.
We even managed to come together as a unit - a very rare event indeed - and convinced mom to buy us a table version to play back home, which still sees some use to this day.
FUCKING AIR HOCKEY, MAN! There's nothing quite like it.
What's your tale with it?
Listen: if you ever wanted to watch four screeching monkeys throw shit around and jump up and down like possessed trampolines (but were too cheap to pay for a ticket to the zoo), all you had to do was tagging along with my family as we played these.
But we didn't just "play" air hockey, we LIVED IT.
As overdramatic as that sounds, it's totally accurate — it was our collective "release valve", and we took full advantage of it.
We battled, we cheated, we engaged in endless arguments about the rules, we got smacked by flying pucks square in the face way more often than I care to admit... and we had a grand time of it.
We even managed to come together as a unit - a very rare event indeed - and convinced mom to buy us a table version to play back home, which still sees some use to this day.
FUCKING AIR HOCKEY, MAN! There's nothing quite like it.
What's your tale with it?