Zombie Girl

[Badseed Badseed]

G'damn this is a long way from music. And more proof that women are very catty

Anyway that Zombie Girl stuff was cool, Reminded me of old White Zombie stuff kinda.
As for cars here's one my old ones

1969 Pontiac GTO Judge convertible. I LOVED that car, then I got married and my wife
said the car or me. I sold the car should of sold the wife, but she wasn't worth that much.

 

[Zerpina]

;D!

Heheheheh

Oh, wow. What a bi... Weekly paid employee we have here ;D!

Better a Bitch, than a snitch >:D

That would legit be funny, though (and yes, there would be "but why"s galore) xDD

And i absolutely could and would XD

She has.

I think all girls do, If there are a Male razor around.
And prob vice versa

We are surprisingly cool with it... Hell, we sometimes wear each other's deodorant when the books are too deeply in the red (and no, I have no qualms about walking around smelling like Impulse when the alternative is smelling like shit).

Right fully understand.
I had to swipe bros a few times when I was out, and it was a few days until payday. Hey, I don't mind smelling like Old Spice deodorant and baby powder.

I feel less alone, NGL XD

I'm glad I don't live in the US -- just wouldn't survive the tax minefield and bureaucratic kill zones they set up for you there.

Well, taxes for the average Joe smoe, like yourself or me, are based on income, really. So, it's not impossible to pay.

The only time people get into trouble like me or you is when they skip taxes, and sometimes it can be years or even decades before they notice.

But I'd at least try my dammest not to be the kind of person who doesn't pay for their damn child.

Ya know... child support, I don't know for 100% sure how true it is, but I think if you're delinquent on three CSP payments, they send the guys with the pretty bracelets after you.

I'm glad you said that, because I'm sick and tired of listening to how everyone in America was trying out for the role of Rambo -- OF COURSE some people wouldn't want to go, and that's fine.

No, I don't think anyone was running Rambo and guns blazing to fight the Germans or the like. Some people defected to Canada to dodge the draft, or at least that's what it says in the history books.

So, it runs on the family. I see ;D!

Yup yup :D

That's legit badass, though. Like a couple of Grandpa Simpson joining WW1 on hilariously forged papers.

Yeah, but not as incompetent. XD

I feel like I should stop you, but damn that's hot XD

Don't make me turn on the water works and yell about how the patriarchy is suppressing my right to be a pervert woman. ;D

Aren't you glad I'm not like that?

Funny you'd say that, for the character from the last book I read used them specifically to piss another character off. Now I want to try them XD

I couls see that. what book?

That should be a random quote on RGT (and I may actually submit it XDD).

Go for it.
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My Grandpa is one of those who’s defending the homefront from the Japanese. Though they were kinda hid up on the mountains because most of the country were occupied by the enemy by that time. They resulted in guerilla tactics ambushing all the Japanese that’s closing in their area. Their biggest advantage is they know the whole mountain range since they were kids. He said that most of the ones that they killed were the ones caught on the traps they set like the ones that they were using to hunt for wild boars.

That's very badass. Having the homefront advantage does make a big deal, like having the high ground. Very badass for sure.

You know prnzo right? The guy who posts his EDM compositions on the forum. He has this eccentric way of typing. He have on a DM chat because I told him I’m a bit of music lover. Oh boy his convo messages are a treat for the eyes.

I don't doubt that.
And yeah I do

There’s this instance that I’ll probably remember as long as I live. One time I have to buy 2 different kinds of those for Mom add little sister. There’s this dude in front of me who’s a minor probably a year or two older but I know we’re on the same age bracket. He bought 2 packs of “Trojan”. The lady on the counter and the one on the next were giggling as she is punching in that “item”. As the guy left the other lady yelled “go get ‘em boy”. As when my turn comes the lady ask why two and if im not sure what I should buy. I said that it was for 2 different person. Lady said “fuck you! Are you kidding me? You have 2 girlfriends? I was stunned and couldn’t say anything. And all eyes are on me. When get the items and the receipt I walk very fast towards the door. I was blushing as heck back then.

That's fuckin' hilarious Stingy XD

One quick question. Your song “The Coldest Blizzard”, is it related to that winter storm that hit the U.S. back in 2012?

No, was about Ozzy passing. They called him "The Blizzard of Oz"
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G'damn this is a long way from music. And more proof that women are very catty

Yeah, it happened. And most women would complain and bitch about the comment. I agree, we talk a lot.

Anyway that Zombie Girl stuff was cool, Reminded me of old White Zombie stuff kinda.
As for cars here's one my old ones

Ya, its badass for sure

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1969 Pontiac GTO Judge convertible. I LOVED that car, then I got married and my wife
said the car or me. I sold the car should of sold the wife, but she wasn't worth that much.

Cool car. I think I would have sold the wife. XD
Wasn't that the car that turned into the Batmobile in the old Adam West show?

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Better a Bitch, than a snitch >:D

Another killer quote from the Pirate Queen ;D!

May start stealing them >:D

And i absolutely could and would XD

Must. Not. Ask. Her. Where. Babies. Come. From.

The temptation! It burns! XDDDD!

Right fully understand.
I had to swipe bros a few times when I was out, and it was a few days until payday. Hey, I don't mind smelling like Old Spice deodorant and baby powder.

I feel that it is way easier to accept than most people want to believe... And it can also be surprisingly funny.

"Why do you smell like a girl's body spray, are you gay?".

"You are the one sniffing me" >:D!

Well, taxes for the average Joe smoe, like yourself or me, are based on income, really. So, it's not impossible to pay.

The only time people get into trouble like me or you is when they skip taxes, and sometimes it can be years or even decades before they notice.

But don't you have to calculate them yourself and stuff like that? Or is that just Hollywood BS? I'm so bad at math, I fear I'd be jailed for incompetence rather than malice.

Ya know... child support, I don't know for 100% sure how true it is, but I think if you're delinquent on three CSP payments, they send the guys with the pretty bracelets after you.

As they should! Here, they set up random checks on places like airports and stadiums -- if you are trying to get in while flagged, they jail your ass. And it's great.

No, I don't think anyone was running Rambo and guns blazing to fight the Germans or the like. Some people defected to Canada to dodge the draft, or at least that's what it says in the history books.

I'm glad to hear it -- your national propaganda machine is so strong, you'd never guess it.

Yeah, but not as incompetent. XD

Well, you exist. So we can assume they knew which side of the deadly stick to point at the enemy ;D

(I'm sure they were great soldiers).

Don't make me turn on the water works and yell about how the patriarchy is suppressing my right to be a pervert woman. ;D

Aren't you glad I'm not like that?

OK, now you are just pushing it XD

(Don't stop).

I couls see that. what book?

"Lush" by Natasha Friend, the one I mentioned on my profile. It's literally just one line, so don't buy it JUST for it. Pretty good book, though.

 

[Zerpina]

Oh, thank the dark gods you didn't reply to the whole thing...
This is turning into a damn interview, lol. XD

Another killer quote from the Pirate Queen ;D!

Well I'm full of it.. erum.... Them ;3

May start stealing them >:D

Seriously i don't mind.

Must. Not. Ask. Her. Where. Babies. Come. From.

But why?

The temptation! It burns! XDDDD!

They make a cream for that ya' know ;)~

I feel that it is way easier to accept than most people want to believe... And it can also be surprisingly funny.

"Why do you smell like a girl's body spray, are you gay?".

"You are the one sniffing me" >:D!

Never had someone ask me that.
I don't suppose most people would blink twice at a girl having a guy's deodorant smell on her and just assume "Oh, the smell of the morning after"

I do know Bro has been asked that because he was laughing about it not too long ago. Apparently, he was half asleep, grabbed Amanda's deodorant as he was late to work, and rushed out the door. He told us a guy asked him more or less that, and he told the guy

And I Quote

"Nah, I just like to be reminded of where I'm putting my schlong after work, not smell like I got c**k on my breath like you asshat."

That is word for word what he said.

But don't you have to calculate them yourself and stuff like that? Or is that just Hollywood BS? I'm so bad at math, I fear I'd be jailed for incompetence rather than malice.

You can, if you're good at math. I like you.. am not.
You can have income tax places do it for you professionally for a percentage. Not too bad because they specialize in getting you the most cash back, and if there's a screw-up, it's on them, not you.

Which is what i do every Year, :3

As they should! Here, they set up random checks on places like airports and stadiums -- if you are trying to get in while flagged, they jail your ass. And it's great.

I don't know how they go about it here 100%.

I know, though, that they will straight-up arrest your ass at work or at a restaurant if they catch you tho. I do remember seeing on the news that they were sending "You won a free car" or something like that, years ago mind you. Basically, they were scamming people who where hiding from the Law, that owed over $3,000 in back child support.

When they showed up to claim their free car or whatever it was, they showed their IDs to confirm it was who it was supposed to be, and they were given the not so awesome heavy metal bracelets.

I think that was ingenious on the Police's part. :D

I'm glad to hear it -- your national propaganda machine is so strong, you'd never guess it.

Of course, one thing for sure... Americans, at least back then, weren't cowards.
people were volunteering of course, like my grandfather and his brother, but not the rambo thing.

And yeah, propaganda, if done right, is a hell of a thing. Just look at any countries during the WWII era... some of it was downright malevolent in how diabolical and brainwashing it is.

Well, you exist. So we can assume they knew which side of the deadly stick to point at the enemy ;D

Nah.... I'm a clone, made by aliens placed here to steal all the world's lesbian porn... or there's that thing you said to XD

(I'm sure they were great soldiers).

Well, they both made it back alive. I never really met Grandpa's brother, just a handful of times, but not enough to remember much about him. He lived a long way from us.

But I know Grandpa didn't like to talk about what went on during World War II, and you didn't ask. If he wanted to talk about something, you shut your trap and listened because it was rare for him to talk about it.

He said it was hell on earth, and I believed him.

OK, now you are just pushing it XD

(Don't stop).

Why, whatever are you talking about?
Little ol' me?
Saying something out of line or breaking a rule on the forum?
You jest, dear Waffles.

"Lush" by Natasha Friend, the one I mentioned on my profile. It's literally just one line, so don't buy it JUST for it. Pretty good book, though.

Ah cool, forget i asked then

Also Waffles as to the Tax's
Forgot: When you go to an income tax place, they do the filing for you. You have to keep receipts for everything. For example, if it's a business expense like PC parts for me, you can deduct them as such. Basically, just keep all your receipts, write on the back of them what they were for, and turn them in with your other papers to the income tax place. They handle the rest.

And this is basically what you need to have yearly for tax purposes — just replace the year with the current one.

1. Personal Information (Required for All)

• Social Security Numbers (SSN) or ITIN: For yourself, spouse, and any dependents.
• Birth Dates: For all individuals listed on the return.
• Bank Account/Routing Numbers: For direct deposit of refunds.
• Last Year’s Tax Return: A copy of your 2024 return can help with filing.
• Identity Protection PIN (IP PIN): If the IRS issued you one.

2. Income Documents (Money Earned)

• W-2 Form: From all employers.
• 1099 Forms (Investment/Savings): 1099-INT (interest), 1099-DIV (dividends), 1099-B (stock sales), 1099-DA (crypto/digital assets).
• 1099-R (Retirement): For pensions, annuities, or IRA distributions.
• 1099-G (Unemployment/State Tax Refund): For unemployment compensation or state tax refunds.
• Self-Employment/Gig Economy: 1099-NEC, 1099-K, or records of income from side jobs.
• Other Income: W-2G (gambling winnings), Schedule K-1 (partnerships), jury duty records, or prizes.

3. Personal Tax Deductions (Write-offs)
If you itemize deductions on Schedule A instead of taking the standard deduction, you need the following:

• Mortgage Interest: Form 1098.
• Property Taxes: Records of real estate and personal property taxes paid.
• Charitable Donations: Receipts for cash donations (canceled checks, credit card statements) and non-cash donations.
• Medical/Dental Expenses: Bills for doctors, dentists, and hospitals, including mileage logs for medical travel (only deductible if they exceed 7.5% of your AGI).
• State and Local Taxes (SALT): Records of state/local income taxes or sales tax paid.
• Casualty/Theft Losses: Records for losses in federal disaster areas.

4. Special Tax Credits and Deductions

• Childcare/Dependent Care: Receipts and the provider's Tax ID (SSN or EIN).
• Education Expenses: Form 1098-T (tuition) and 1098-E (student loan interest).
• Retirement Contributions: 5498 forms (IRA/HSA).
• Energy-Efficient Home Improvements: Receipts for solar panels, heat pumps, etc..

5. New 2025 Tax Year Deductions (Filed in 2026)
According to 2025 updates, new deductions are claimed on Schedule 1-A:

• No Tax on Tips/Overtime: Documentation of tip income and overtime pay.
• Car Loan Interest Deduction: Interest paid on qualified vehicle loans.
• Senior Deduction: For individuals 65 or older.

Summary of What to Keep

• Keep for 3 years: All receipts, 1099s, W-2s, and records that support your tax return.
• Keep for 7 years: If you file a claim for a loss from worthless securities or bad debt.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Un-freaking-believable!

The words being typed in every post/comment in this thread can fill up about a dozen page of a “regular “ thread.

And we’re on what, page 3?

I dare anyone to follow reading this whole thread without quitting!

Not too bad because they specialize in getting you the most cash back, and if there's a screw-up, it's on them, not you.

Which is what i do every Year, :3

Somehow I’m envious of that, because tax rebates only exists on theory here not reality.

They said that you’re getting a rebate if you paid “too much” but it never happened as far as I’m aware of if you’re talking about my side of the globe.

Though I’m not complaining though. We have this bracketing system when it comes to paying taxes. I belong to the lowest income bracket which means I pay about $20 a year max to nothing at all depending on how much I earned.

Nah.... I'm a clone, made by aliens placed here to steal all the world's lesbian porn... or there's that

They say clones only inherit 50% of the traits of the ones they were copied from.

Which means the real you is really that scary!

But I know Grandpa didn't like to talk about what went on during World War II, and you didn't ask. If he wanted to talk about something, you shut your trap and listened because it was rare for him to talk about it.

As oppose to my Grandpa. He usually tells us his story when we’re working on his veggie farm during summer.

Though he tried his hardest to make his version of Saving Private Ryan as PG as possible.

He said it was hell on earth, and I believed him.

It’s the nicest way of putting it. He said that a day without any “random encounters” is the greatest blessing they could ever receive from the heavens.

And he’s not even religious but hearing him saying that means it was a hellish way to live.

Why, whatever are you talking about?
Little ol' me?
Saying something out of line or breaking a rule on the forum?
You jest, dear Waffles.

You’ll only get in trouble if someone snitches.

For what I understand this thread was supposed to be for music posting turned full blown yapping. This is the ultimate derailment.

I got caught up on the yapping part and enjoyed it. Which means I’ll be putting myself at risk if snitch.

 

[Zerpina]

Un-freaking-believable!

I know right?
This almost became the "Waffles and Zerpina" thread XD

The words being typed in every post/comment in this thread can fill up about a dozen page of a “regular “ thread.

And we’re on what, page 3?

I dare anyone to follow reading this whole thread without quitting!

Ya, and I am sure someone could at the moment.
Still it did Derail fairly quickly but it's been a interesting Read so far on both and then all three sides.

Somehow I’m envious of that, because tax rebates only exists on theory here not reality.

No, see... income tax places here have to adhere to federal law. If they get caught trying to skew or steal, it's a felony. So.. most, if not all, are on the up and up and are required to show papers accounting for every dollar.

The IRS will check into them, since that is Still Goverment owned Money.
The U.S. federal government doesn't like people stealing money from others. They hate competition. ;)~

They said that you’re getting a rebate if you paid “too much” but it never happened as far as I’m aware of if you’re talking about my side of the globe.

Yeah, if you have overpaid here, you will get a refund as well. Although, we actually do get them back

Though I’m not complaining though. We have this bracketing system when it comes to paying taxes. I belong to the lowest income bracket which means I pay about $20 a year max to nothing at all depending on how much I earned.

Right, see here. People on welfare, Social Security, Social Security Income, don't pay taxes like other people. Not counting day to day purchases, state and sales taxes still apply, but they don't pay yearly taxes like on land, cars, houses, etc.

However, they also can't get tax refunds because of this. Which is only fair...
you don't pay in, you shouldn't get a payout. I'm not harping on, like, actually disabled people who really need it, that's fine and well.

I don't mind helping them with my taxes. It's the people who pop out 15 kids to get more welfare and food stamps.. only reason they have those kids, and it's not right.

Again, not blaming the kids... they absolutely should be helped, not the deadbeat parent.

They say clones only inherit 50% of the traits of the ones they were copied from.

Which means the real you is really that scary!

As oppose to my Grandpa. He usually tells us his story when we’re working on his veggie farm during summer.

Bet they where interesting

Though he tried his hardest to make his version of Saving Private Ryan as PG as possible.

Fair enough

It’s the nicest way of putting it. He said that a day without any “random encounters” is the greatest blessing they could ever receive from the heavens.

And he’s not even religious but hearing him saying that means it was a hellish way to live.

Again, Grandpa didn't talk about it much. He said he'd rather not relive what he saw. However, one time, he out of the blue told me something. We were sitting on his porch in the fall. I had gone over to see him and my grandmother I was around 24 at the time. He, my grandmother, and I had dinner, and he kind of just looked off, cleared his throat, and said:

"You know, this reminds me of Germany. My three fellow soldiers and I found and took a truck full of German guns, ammo, and explosives. We hotwired and stole it, then took off like bats out of hell. The Germans almost caught up to us, and I knew that if I stopped or slowed down, they would either kill us or blow the truck up in the middle of a civilian town."

He paused for a moment, looked down, and wiped a tear from his eye.

"I didn't even see him, a little boy maybe 10 and his friends playing with a ball.
It bounced out into the road, and I couldn't have stopped in time if I had tried. We went on, but I will never forget that little boy. To this day, I regret that more than anything else I had to do there"

He never spoke of it again, nor did I press him. But I could tell it hurt him down to his very soul. So, no, I never pressed him to tell me about World War II, for reasons like that.

You’ll only get in trouble if someone snitches.

Snitches get Stitches....

For what I understand this thread was supposed to be for music posting turned full blown yapping. This is the ultimate derailment.

Again, girls don't know when to Shut up >:p

I got caught up on the yapping part and enjoyed it. Which means I’ll be putting myself at risk if snitch.

It happens

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Oh, thank the dark gods you didn't reply to the whole thing...
This is turning into a damn interview, lol. XD

IKR? XD

Needless to say: feel free to drop the convo whenever you want -- no hard feelings (seriously!). But I AM having a grand time with it.

But why?

Because I'm sure that your explanation would be colorful, as well as informative... XD

They make a cream for that ya' know ;)~

Everything you say is both infuriating, funny and hot. It's an art form at this point... And I love every damn second of it XD

I do know Bro has been asked that because he was laughing about it not too long ago. Apparently, he was half asleep, grabbed Amanda's deodorant as he was late to work, and rushed out the door. He told us a guy asked him more or less that, and he told the guy

And I Quote

"Nah, I just like to be reminded of where I'm putting my schlong after work, not smell like I got c**k on my breath like you asshat."

OMG! It DOES run in the family. That's amazing XD

And extra points for using "schlong", completely selling the Beavis and Butt-Head vibes XD

You can, if you're good at math. I like you.. am not.
You can have income tax places do it for you professionally for a percentage. Not too bad because they specialize in getting you the most cash back, and if there's a screw-up, it's on them, not you.

Which is what i do every Year, :3

Oh, thank FUCK there's another option. I'm sure I'd still fumble it somewhere down the line (I lose receipts ALL THE TIME), but this is looking promising.

I do remember seeing on the news that they were sending "You won a free car" or something like that, years ago mind you. Basically, they were scamming people who where hiding from the Law, that owed over $3,000 in back child support.

When they showed up to claim their free car or whatever it was, they showed their IDs to confirm it was who it was supposed to be, and they were given the not so awesome heavy metal bracelets.

Seriously... Who the HELL would ever fall for that? LOL.

Of course, one thing for sure... Americans, at least back then, weren't cowards.
people were volunteering of course, like my grandfather and his brother, but not the rambo thing.

And yeah, propaganda, if done right, is a hell of a thing. Just look at any countries during the WWII era... some of it was downright malevolent in how diabolical and brainwashing it is.

I love watching propaganda archives because they really did have something going with every poster and slogan. Some of it was, as you said, evil, but a lot of it was ingenious, too.

But I know Grandpa didn't like to talk about what went on during World War II, and you didn't ask. If he wanted to talk about something, you shut your trap and listened because it was rare for him to talk about it.

He said it was hell on earth, and I believed him.

Yeah... I know war veterans myself and basically the only rule is YOU DON'T BRING IT UP, but they'd talk at their own pace if given the chance.

Glad your relatives made it back ok, dude.

Why, whatever are you talking about?
Little ol' me?
Saying something out of line or breaking a rule on the forum?
You jest, dear Waffles.

*Glares* >:D

Reader Mode would suit you wonderfully, don't you think? ;D

Thanks for the detailed explanation on taxes, too! Really, really informative.

 

[Zerpina]

IKR? XD

Needless to say: feel free to drop the convo whenever you want -- no hard feelings (seriously!). But I AM having a grand time with it.
Because I'm sure that your explanation would be colorful, as well as informative... XD

No, I’m having a blast with it too. I love talking goofy, fun video game or TV show stuff, but it’s kind of nice to have a somewhat adult conversation on here too. So, you'll basically have to lock the thread to put an end to it.

You are stuck with me >:D

Everything you say is both infuriating, funny and hot. It's an art form at this point... And I love every damn second of it XD

Glad of it, and hey... At least I am giving anyone reading this a good chuckle perhaps :3

Well, obviously I don't talk like that when work is involved, but this is kind of how I talk normally day to day. I never said I was ladylike...
Just can be if need be.

OMG! It DOES run in the family. That's amazing XD

Mmmhmm..
Bro, however... let's say he's not quite as creative with his wording as I am, for the most part. He's more matter of fact... I'm more of a double entendre

And extra points for using "schlong", completely selling the Beavis and Butt-Head vibes XD

IKR? And the thing is, as far as I know, he was never really a fan of Beavis and Butt-Head... though that was probably more a term used when he was a teenager, so it fits. And yes, he can be as bad as me if he wants to be.

He, and I both basically have pirate blood coursing through our veins and the mentality to go with it.

Oh, thank FUCK there's another option. I'm sure I'd still fumble it somewhere down the line (I lose receipts ALL THE TIME), but this is looking promising.

Nah, if you lose a receipt, they don't fine you for it or anything. It just can't be used as proof of spending for tax write-offs or similar purposes. It's no big deal.

Seriously... Who the HELL would ever fall for that? LOL.

Seems like a lot did..
Bunch O' morons honestly..

I love watching propaganda archives because they really did have something going with every poster and slogan. Some of it was, as you said, evil, but a lot of it was ingenious, too.

Russia had particularly neat ones, though. Not that I'm into propaganda, but like you, I take an interest in the past. I like to know about it... And you know the old saying...

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" ~George Santayana~

Yeah... I know war veterans myself and basically the only rule is YOU DON'T BRING IT UP, but they'd talk at their own pace if given the chance.

Absolutely they will, If they care to.

Glad your relatives made it back ok, dude.

Thank you :3

*Glares* >:D

Reader Mode would suit you wonderfully, don't you think? ;D

Like that'd stop me >:D

Thanks for the detailed explanation on taxes, too! Really, really informative.

Very much welcome.
Tho I just copy pasta'ed the last bit

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Not counting day to day purchases, state and sales taxes still apply, but they don't pay yearly taxes like on land, cars, houses, etc.

How much tax did they impose there?

Over here basic goods like groceries incur at least 12% tax on each item. Which is like if you buy an item worth $112 the $12 is the tax.

Bet they where interesting

And most of the times “educational” .

He often told us stories on how the caught a python or a wild boar and turned into smoked jerky that could lasts for weeks without spoiling.

They have to make it with what they had. They even make a campfire most of the times because it might alert the enemies of their location.

He paused for a moment, looked down, and wiped a tear from his eye.

My Grandpa did too. Whenever he did know that someone will meet their tragic end on his story. The only question is who and how.

Snitches get Stitches....

I’m more of a blackmailer than a snitch back in highschool. It’s kinda like a leverage against bullies . Those bullies were not the hulking big guys who can manhandle you but instead they’re the angelic types. Looking at them you may even think they would become future preachers of the word of the dude up there when they get older. But inside they’re the most rotten person you’ll ever meet.

Again, girls don't know when to Shut up >:p

I know right!

I have a little sister and her BFFs are around, oh boy or should I say oh girl!

She is like would you cover for me I’m really busy right now.

Although, we actually do get them back

Here if you “overpaid” they’re like “we’ll deduct this to your next payment” and comes another fiscal year where you found yourself needing to pay higher tax and that previous “overpay” barely covers it.

Well at least that’s what some of my supervisors say. As for I belong to the lowest income bracket so most of the time I pay little to no tax at all.

Still it did Derail fairly quickly but it's been a interesting Read so far on both and then all three sides.

It really does!

The funny thing is I think I saw 2 members posted a message here and never return to post again.

I think that’s how detailed this thread has gotten.

 

[Zerpina]

How much tax did they impose there?

Businesses have to pay state tax. I have no idea how much those are.

It varies depending on the amount earned yearly and the state here. Almost every state has a different tax they charge, but for things like a house, land, or car, they use ad valorem taxes or "according to value" If your car's Blue Book value is, say, $1,000 USD, you would, depending on the state you live in, pay between $25 and $80 USD a year on it. That's just an example, but you get the gist. The same works for land, but they go by the acre you own. For a home, I think it's called the millage rate $1 for every $1,000 of value.

I don't know the exact details offhand.. I just let the tax office handle that.

Over here basic goods like groceries incur at least 12% tax on each item. Which is like if you buy an item worth $112 the $12 is the tax.

As for food, clothing ect... and such 6 cents on every 1$ usd spent so 1.06$ for a 1$ item

And most of the times “educational” .

Absolutely.

He often told us stories on how the caught a python or a wild boar and turned into smoked jerky that could lasts for weeks without spoiling.

Grandpa grew up a farmer, so he knew how to do things like smoke meat, preserve fish, etc. He showed bro a lot of it, and in turn, my bro showed me. Grandpa showed me quite a bit too, though. :D I'm glad of it as well

They have to make it with what they had. They even make a campfire most of the times because it might alert the enemies of their location.

Ya that's something you Didn't want for sure.

My Grandpa did too. Whenever he did know that someone will meet their tragic end on his story. The only question is who and how.

Mmmhmm, and you didn't ask more questions once they where done

I’m more of a blackmailer than a snitch back in highschool. It’s kinda like a leverage against bullies . Those bullies were not the hulking big guys who can manhandle you but instead they’re the angelic types. Looking at them you may even think they would become future preachers of the word of the dude up there when they get older. But inside they’re the most rotten person you’ll ever meet.

Yeah, most of the time, the worst ones were the two-faced ones, like the girl I mentioned earlier in this thread. She was such a suck-up to the teachers, along with her little cronies. She was the vilest, most ill-tempered bitch ever to anyone else

I know right!
I have a little sister and her BFFs are around, oh boy or should I say oh girl!

Ya, Bro use to roll his eyes and get ear plugs when Jez was staying the night with us. >:D

She is like would you cover for me I’m really busy right now.

Right right, been there done that XD

Here if you “overpaid” they’re like “we’ll deduct this to your next payment” and comes another fiscal year where you found yourself needing to pay higher tax and that previous “overpay” barely covers it.

Yeah, they can't do that here.

If you say overpay on your phone bill, garbage, etc.,
at the end of the physical pay year, they will send you a refund check.

Basically when you start service with them is the beginning of the physical pay year, and the end of that pay year is when you receive the refund, as I understand it.

Well at least that’s what some of my supervisors say. As for I belong to the lowest income bracket so most of the time I pay little to no tax at all.

Right, got ya

The funny thing is I think I saw 2 members posted a message here and never return to post again.

Yeah, I saw them as well.
They might pop in to read it. This will be a non-fiction novella before long. XD"

I think that’s how detailed this thread has gotten.

Pretty much XD

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

No, I’m having a blast with it too. I love talking goofy, fun video game or TV show stuff, but it’s kind of nice to have a somewhat adult conversation on here too. So, you'll basically have to lock the thread to put an end to it.

You are stuck with me >:D

I accept my punishment ;D!

Glad of it, and hey... At least I am giving anyone reading this a good chuckle perhaps :3

I was honestly expecting this thread to be full of reports, but it just hasn't happened (which is obviously great).

Well, obviously I don't talk like that when work is involved, but this is kind of how I talk normally day to day. I never said I was ladylike...
Just can be if need be.

Yeah, I figured -- otherwise, you'd be Unemployment Larú XD

Mmmhmm..
Bro, however... let's say he's not quite as creative with his wording as I am, for the most part. He's more matter of fact... I'm more of a double entendre

A good, balanced team.

IKR? And the thing is, as far as I know, he was never really a fan of Beavis and Butt-Head... though that was probably more a term used when he was a teenager, so it fits. And yes, he can be as bad as me if he wants to be.

He, and I both basically have pirate blood coursing through our veins and the mentality to go with it.

I think it'd be really funny to walk around in a time period when Beavis and Butt-Head speech was just normal speech LOL.

No chance of ever seeing bro around these parts? Well... We may not survive it XD

Nah, if you lose a receipt, they don't fine you for it or anything. It just can't be used as proof of spending for tax write-offs or similar purposes. It's no big deal.

I see... Someone should really tell those damn Hollywood writers to lay off a bit, because they really do make it look and sound like you'd spend a looooong while in prison over the dumbest shit ever.

I wanna EARN my stay in US Penitentiary Atlanta, damn it >:D

Seems like a lot did..
Bunch O' morons honestly..

So... What car did ya get? ;D

Russia had particularly neat ones, though. Not that I'm into propaganda, but like you, I take an interest in the past. I like to know about it... And you know the old saying...

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" ~George Santayana~

I love that quote.

And you know who did REALLY good propaganda? The Austro-Hungarians. Top shelf stuff. Really, really nice.

Like that'd stop me >:D

*Sighs* I know :D!

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Mmmhmm, and you didn't ask more questions once they where done

No need to ask, he just kinda pause for at least a minute and he’ll continue where he left off.

One of the most gruesome story that left a mark on me is the time when they were joined by an ethnic native(kinda like the Indians/native Americans there) that dwells on that mountain they’re in.

Those natives often go to the lowlands to converse and do some commerce selling of their harvest and livestock. At one time news that the country was occupied by Japanese Imperial Army hadn’t reached the highlands. So when some of the natives went to the lowlands they were brutally assaulted by the invaders. Men were slaughtered like dogs and the women were SAed.

The one of the natives who went with my Grandpa was one of the survivors. A squad of Japanese army was sighted not too far from their location. As usual they laid some traps for them. When those Japs scrambled because they were being picked off one by one by those traps that’s when hunted them Japs down. My Grandpa said that he saw one soldier being skewed by the natives with their spear multiple times. While some are hacked by their “Tabak”(which is basically a multi purpose bladed tool resembling a machete) that the soldiers limbs were almost severed.

He always ends his story with some sort of lesson kinda like what you get with those old Saturday morning cartoons.

He always quote that “Dire times can turn the most peaceful of souls into a remorseless murderer”.

Yeah, most of the time, the worst ones were the two-faced ones, like the girl I mentioned earlier in this thread. She was

These turds that I’m talking about looks like the theist ones that often got roasted by Sir Sic. Those guys who feel that their higher that anyone else.

Those pricks both guys and girls (but mostly guys) acts like a saint in front of a teacher. But when no one is looking they know how to make your school experience miserable all because they were blessed by that guy from above or wherever.

Basically when you start service with them is the beginning of the physical pay year, and the end of that pay year is when you receive the refund, as I understand it.

Mostly some of the services here are on a plan of some sorts. You’ll be paying a specific amount per month like a subscription. That goes for internet and cable(yes cable is still a thing here) but for others like electricity and water you’ll have to pay base on your consumption.

If you say overpay on your phone bill, garbage, etc.,
at the end of the physical pay year, they will send you a refund check.

Like I said they’ll just deduct the excess payment for the next year. No refunds sent but they have the courtesy of mailing you some printouts of your billing statement.

Yeah, I saw them as well.
They might pop in to read it. This will be a non-fiction novella before long. XD"

I wonder what they’re thinking after when they saw what’s happening here.

They maybe like “I didn’t know that thread was some Writer’s Guild yapping corner or something “.

 

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[Waffles's iconWaffles]

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This is more addictive than crack!! XD