Yo dudes whats the literal worst game u played in ur entire life (everything but not mobile games)

[sk4di]

 

[Cloudh20]

Regreso al futuro 3 para Mega Drive/Genesis me lo regalaron para mi cumpleaños.

 

[squarezero]

Probably considered mobile game but still, GTA Definitive edition trilogy is worst piece of sht I played

It released on all major platforms as well.

 

[Graves Ruinwalker]

This game...

For me it was subjectively the worst birthday-gift i ever got from my aunt .

I played many terrible games and maybe even objectively worse than this game but .... this game ... it just boils up my hatred while suffering and agony spices up in this mix of dread , disgust and utter disdain of its existence .

I never liked E.T. overall and this game actually made me hate this walking telescope-ballsack with its creepy long arms with a passion .

Its somehow cheap , devoid of any soul and ... i hate it.

 

[Elwiwi]

This game...
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For me it was subjectively the worst birthday-gift i ever got from my aunt .

I played many terrible games and maybe even objectively worse than this game but .... this game ... it just boils up my hatred while suffering and agony spices up in this mix of dread , disgust and utter disdain of its existence .

I never liked E.T. overall and this game actually made me hate this walking telescope-ballsack with its creepy long arms with a passion .

Its somehow cheap , devoid of any soul and ... i hate it.

Wait there's more e.t games ???????? WOW

 

[Strategist's iconStrategist]

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. My parents loved to buy me edutainment games as a kid, even though I wanted fun stuff such as Mario and Zelda. They did get me some ok edutaiment games like Carmen Sandiego and the Sesame Street games, but they did get me one that was super awful.

They thought it was edutainment because it was "based on a book" but it really had nothing to do with the source material. Basically, you control Dr. Jekyll and have to move him to the right of the screen while neighbors and villagers throw stones and drop bombs (!) near you. If you get hit enough times, you get angry and become Mr. Hyde. Hyde moves to the left and undoes all of Dr. Jekyll's progress. It is truly the worst game I've played.

Edit: Oh, also AVGN covered the game.

 

[Gokiblade6766]

ET on Atari 2600, i play the game and it was horrible, from graphics to the controller..even if the game is listed on retroachievement.org i wouldn't recommend playing it, there a lot more better game to play then that.

 

[Denmdm]

Won't mention VNs cuz there are lotsa ppl here that dont consider them games, so I'd say either Chaos Wars or Final Fantasy 2 NES

 

[IHeartRetro]

For the most part I can find some redeeming qualities of a game. There was a game fir the GBA and it was Power Rangers Wild Force. It literally was a copy and paste job of levels. There was no challenge and I was a dumb 10 year old. Beat it in an afternoon. My mom and grandma took it back to Walmart.

 

[ThePeon]

Super man 64
Theaters of war on PC
Dragin age veilguard that not how any one should make a game.
Aliens colonial marines

Not the worst game I ever played but I hate allot
Final fantasy 13 story cheesy and cringe and non likeable charters

Last us II "When I play a story driven game I want a good honest story and the way Neil Idiotman butchered it made me pissed and sad very sad because I loved the first game and they just spat in my face.

Mugen souls how they made the combat insufferable and a story so mind blowingly boring.

 

[Waffle_the_Great]

Dragon Power. When I was a kid I went to a friend's and he was playing Double Dragon. I mistook the name when I went home and begged my dad to get a game. Wound up with Dragon Power and oh god it was terrible. Never beat it and never really bothered.

 

[Graves Ruinwalker]

@Elwiwi
Tbh , i dont hate E.T. for the Atari.
Its definitly not good but you can have some sort of dumb fun with it .

But this Ps1 game isnt fun in the slightest and its a maze-puzzler . Repetitive beyond believe and tedious in its worst way .

You can beat it but its not worth it .
It really makes the bad E.T.-game bloodline proud . And it doubles down on its disgusting aspects .

Edit: I replied myself out of idiocy and maybe in a very small percentage out of unintenional narcism . But mostly idiocy

 

[squarezero]

Many ways to read that question: worst objectively or least favorite, and played through or started it and bailed. There are many, many bad games I dropped after one or two hours, but the worst game I played all the way through is probably Enter the Matrix on PS2. Just thoroughly mediocre, but I stayed because it was "more the Matrix."

 

[Iguana-0]

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. My parents loved to buy me edutainment games as a kid, even though I wanted fun stuff such as Mario and Zelda. They did get me some ok edutaiment games like Carmen Sandiego and the Sesame Street games, but they did get me one that was super awful.

They thought it was edutainment because it was "based on a book" but it really had nothing to do with the source material. Basically, you control Dr. Jekyll and have to move him to the right of the screen while neighbors and villagers throw stones and drop bombs (!) near you. If you get hit enough times, you get angry and become Mr. Hyde. Hyde moves to the left and undoes all of Dr. Jekyll's progress. It is truly the worst game I've played.

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Edit: Oh, also AVGN covered the game.

How do we know you aren't actually the Angry Video Game Nerd? Hehehe

 

[Strategist's iconStrategist]

How do we know you aren't actually the Angry Video Game Nerd? Hehehe

I'm a video game nerd, but not quite as angry.

 

[Antilocal123]

Any of them.

 

[UntoldLegend13]

Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly
It actually makes me sick.

 

[CheelaCheela's icon]

ehm idk, to be honest i like bad games in sick and twisted matter. Even games that dissapoint me like Spyro Orange and Castlevania Judgement has bring me some joy.

Soo idk honestly, probably an edgy pokemon romhack like snakewood or something

 

[Action_Hank]

Hard to truly say as I usually just forget about it. It's generally pretty obvious when a game is going to be a complete waste of time, but not always. For me, it's Metal Gear Solid for the PS1. Imagine fighting the janky controls the whole time, getting past feeling like a pro and then you reach a segment where a sniper rifle is needed. But the sniper rifle was hidden 2 areas back the other way.

Instant deletion. I despise a game that doesn't respect the player's time. The sequels are great though.

(also, forgot about my comment about Revengers of Vengeance. THAT was an awful experience.)

 

[BitterDemon]

conception games

 

[SNAFU]

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Didn't this port cut out half of the campaign? I wonder who the genius who greenlit this was...

 

[What's His Face]

I absolutely hated:
Ultima: Exodus (NES)
Wolverine: Adamantium Rage (SNES) - the NES game was better
DmC Devil May Cry - Journalists across all media (but especially EGM) claimed "gamers are wrong. Very wrong. The wrongest" for hating this game. Replace "gamers" with "journalists" and they're right!
Fairy Tail - Don't use day-1 patches to censor your fucking games you bloody sacks of shit.
Lunar: Dragon Song - Fuck Ubisoft in every hole with fireplace pokers, preferably red-hot. If not, then we can use loaded howitzers.

 

[Frickinfrik]

Mario Sports Superstars (a very dull and extremely boring sports collection)

Red Steel (A terrible FPS with terrible motion controls that don’t work properly)


Mario Party: The Top 100 (A giant “fuck you” to Mario Party’s legacy)


Nicktoons: Globs of Doom (A boring beat em up with annoying glitches)


Sonic: Black Knight (yes I said it, but it’s my opinion guys) (A game with terrible motion controls and plays nothing like a Sonic game)

Ford Racing 2 (a very frustrating racing game with clunky driving controls and extremely difficult computer opponents)

Mario and Sonic 2008 (A bare bones sports minigame collection with awful controls)


Mario: The Lost Levels (A game that is pure evil and actively hates you. It should stay lost.)


Super Mario Kart (this game did not age well at all. Slippery controls, cheating A.I, and bad track designs. Not a good combination of things.)


Samba De Amigo (Wii) (the motion controls make it impossible to get a perfect score in this version)


Call of Duty 3 (Wii) (A horrible cut down port of a decent game)


Crash Bash (The first Crash game I’ve played. And it’s ass. Has the most evil Party Game A.I in video game history. Also DO NOT attempt to get 200% in this game. Caddicarus learned the hard way.)

 

[King Skeleton]

Probably a crazy one but I hate Final Fantasy Type-0

 

[resident]

Spider-man and the X-Men Arcade's Revenge (SNES)