Some context first: like the other area bosses in Rogue Legacy, Alex is fought twice. The first encounter is his normal form and the second is his remixed form, which is a much harder encounter by design. In remix fights, the bosses have more health and are more aggressive, the arena is far more deadly, and you are forced to use a predetermined character instead of your own. In my humble opinion, the other three fights are challenging but fun. Alex, on the other hand, is like putting your dick in a vice for three hours.
Three hours, by the way, is how long it look me to finally beat this guy. Why? He farts out a Constant. Stream. Of. Adds. They are fucking everywhere. Trying to reposition to avoid Alex's giant, 4-way beam? There are adds in the way. Trying to kill the adds to make the fight more manageable? Alex will drop whatever he's doing to fart out more. Trying to teleport to the other side of the arena to avoid contact damage from Alex but it's a blind teleport because your field of vision doesn't extend that far? You're damn fucking right you're landing on top of an add. I couldn't even sleep that night because adds were staring at me from the corner of my bedroom.
what an absolute clown.
