Will you buy an Alarmo?

Will you buy an Alarmo?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 2.0%
  • No

    Votes: 48 98.0%

  • Total voters
    49
cellphones already cannibalized the majority of alarms, even if you needed a proper device dedicated to that function with music and all you could just buy an old phone for cheaper, add mario_music.mp3 as its alarm and BOOM your own homemade alarmo, you can't be too lazy to be unable to wake up and press the stop alarm button to require the "scanning you to auto-stop" gimmick, can you? btw Nintendo is really happy to use the jump up super star song until you hate it, but to be fair it's not the only song in the catalogue
Regardless of all that, it looks neat and all but man, 130 bucks? I bet apple sold alarms for cheaper

Also, remember pokemon sleep? yeah me neither
 
Hell no, I could buy a used console with games at that price. Cant do anything but wake you up to some Nintendo tunes. My phone from 09' could do that crap AND more. Greedy companies are gonna be greedy ig. ::unhappy
 
That thing is NOT built for adult couples lmao

Didn't you see the ad? It's for beautiful young people who don't have to wake up until 8AM and can slowly sit up and smile at the lovely morning sun beaming through the window of their adorable geek-chic bedrooms while they streeeeetch in their quirky cute fandom nintendo branded pajamas.
 
just how they have been destroying the emulation scene extra hard recently, more than usual

also the palworld lawsuit is extremely petty, im just done supporting them at this point

as someone who has been buying their systems since gba and gamecube, i dont like them enough to support them anymore (though i will gladly yarr their games~)
You might as well not buy from any other platform maker either. Sony and Microsoft are just more quiet about it. Microsoft will sue the pants off of anyone making Xbox products on Etsy for example. Anything with the Xbox logo or name people get a DMCA strike. I'm talking about 3D-printed controller holders and signs and shit. They also don't allow third party companies to make wireless controllers. It's been that way since the Xbox 360 days. They also constantly change their wireless protocol whenever a USB adapter comes out to bypass this.

I love the Switch, and while I'm more of a Sony guy, I have 180 or so physical Switch games. The Palworld lawsuit is stupid, sure, but it was inevitable. The emulation thing was on the Yuzu makers. They didn't follow the unwritten code that everyone has been following for two decades now, and they did things like write full-on tutorials on how to emulate Tears of the Kingdom, showed video footage, and tweeted and bragged that it runs better than on real hardware. You just don't do these things. You always discourage pirating in the public eye to keep lawyers off of you. They essentially handed Nintendo the lawsuit with open arms. I don't feel sorry for them one bit. The Dolphin team was stupid for putting it on the Steam store. You just don't do that. It's not staying quiet and discouraging the public from pirating.

All three companies are responsible for not preserving games. Microsoft stopped backwards compatibility twice. With the Xbox 360 they said it's up to third party developers to pitch in and help with their games which we all knew wouldn't happen. Xbox 360 emulation was even more limited. Sony just flat out stopped supporting their library when the PS3 launch systems were getting fried. Sadly, due to the architecture of the PS2 and PS3 they are hard to emulate and not worth Sony's time or money. They just plain waited to long. The only system that got full emulation from them was the PS1 thanks to the PSP.

For me, it's the refusal to give gamers what they really want. They won't release GameCube games on NSO. NSO itself is predatory and stupid. Why do we need to pay to have our saves backed up? I only subscribe because of this feature, and my family plays online a lot. I hated paying insane prices for emulated games on the Wii shop and eShop. Your license also never transferred over in any way. Let's also mention the fact that they refuse to revamp or change the Switch UI which is awful. There are no themes or any customization options of any kind, and they refuse to reduce prices on hardware and games. Games that have been out since launch are still $60. This is an inherent Nintendo thing and always has been, and I hate it.

What I'm saying is there's a lot more to hate Nintendo for that they can change and can make their user experience better and just refuse to. What about the Joy Con drifting disaster? That was never fully fixed or changed. I think getting mad at them for things they are legally allowed to sue for is kind of lame when there's more to get after them for that they are doing on purpose or just plain ignoring because they can.
 
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Nintendo Toileto when? Mario is a plumber after all
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I don't think i'll buy an alarmo, even though the concept of it is good, but it's quite expensive
 
Nah, I'm not one for gadgets, besides, I'd rather use a radioactive clock Than give Nintendo any money.
 
I have a alarm clock i got for 30$ with a bluetooth speaker and a cell phone i can use for a alarm, no thanks.
 
Are they still selling these things? I saw a review of one when it first came out and it looked the single most annoying device ever created.
 
Oh, hell no.

...and let me guess, it listens to you, mines your data, and serves it up to third parties for profit a la Ring.
 
Griftendo alarm cock :- ( I don’t really want to buy it…
Edit: I didn’t realize how late I was lol..
 
It's a gimmick product for the super fans. Nintendo does stuff like this every once in a while. I think people are giving it way too much attention.
 

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