Forum Game Why did you break up with the person above you?

[Johnathan Smikey]

Wouldn't admit that Silent Hill is the better game

 

[Cheela]

They stole a Baconator

 

[Duke_11037]

Didn't steal the entire wendys

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

thinks mosquitos have fingers n won't play Glover for N64 cuz of memories of a prostate exam gone even more wrong than it already is

actuaLLy now I won't play Glover either *shudders in a corner in the dark bumpin The Cure, Fields of Nephilim, Katatonia or some fvneraL doom while it rains outside for dramatic effect*

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Incompatible With the ways of wizardry.

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

Never gives me my daily fart in the face

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

Incompatible with the ways of Ultima. n only partly compatible with King's Quest.

 

[Raggs]

Constantly does imitations of Richard Garriott's best voice acting moments.

 

[Duke_11037]

Doesn't like me being a voice actor

 

[trickybus]

Is a terrible voice actor.

 

[Raggs]

Is an amazing dancer, but has no legs.

 

[trickybus]

TOOK MY GODDAMN LEGS

 

[Duke_11037]

No thighs to lick

 

[Antilocal123]

Laced my fent at the function.

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

Stole my fake identity.

 

[Asian girls lover]

He's a horse.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Denied Pizza Crust thew mac n cheese

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

after gettin that pizza delivered - reverse-delivered it back cold n frozen to a different pizza-chain n waited at their counter for 6 hrs for a gratuity that had been owed in contracts he typed up then signed in his own blood. he walked out without his desired tip n then came back strapped with an uncooked barrel of mac n cheese n fuLLy-loaded mac-10...


...then sang n dance improvised showtunes in made-up languages so horribly that they gave him 10 free pizzas in exchange for a promise to never come back or even be identified anywhere near the parking lot.


y'know, the usual breakup reasons xD

 

[Raggs]

Laughed when Optimus died.

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

wrote the Transformers: The Movie sdtrk from early-mid 80's

broke up cuz if that's true - they're too awesome for me xD

*orders life-size statue of Optimus Prime from Amazon Crime cuz it's ABOUT DAMN'd TIME*

 

[Antihero]

Broke up because they delivered a life size statue of Logan Paul instead!

 

[Adrastia]

Refused to lend me an umbrella.

 

[Yousef]

Was broken

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

Prefers Gorse smoking crack

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

Oh, you want to know why I dumped @ObscureJigglypuff? Well, let’s just say my love for them was like Portal 2’s storyline: overly complicated and ultimately unnecessary. They were about as useful as a turret without ammo—sure, they looked cute. Honestly, their idea of romance was so bland it made vanilla extract seem like a wild party. I needed someone who could actually keep up with my genius intellect, not someone perpetually stuck in a test chamber of mediocrity.
*Hope that wasn't too much*