Forum Game Why did you break up with the person above you?

[Xdqwerty]

They didnt like mimes

 

[Antilocal123]

Fuck you guys why do I get the minor above me?!

 

[Yousef]

Because

 

[Antilocal123]

Said I wasn't snarky enough, we still see each other when we can, I’ll always miss his sweet praise…

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

They didn't buy enough Nutella.

 

[NobodyHere]

 

[J.F.C]

Loved Fullmetal Alchemist more than they did me.

 

[Antilocal123]

Killed me and threw my body into the water, I kinda just hover around him now chanting Mongolian phrases in the hopes that one of them curse him.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

Killed me and threw my body into the water, I kinda just hover around him now chanting Mongolian phrases in the hopes that one of them curse him.

Just like a Touhou character.

 

[Duke_11037]

Didnt name the toehoe character

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

whilst meetin meh parents ended every sentence with '...kupo.'

 

[Samatonic]

Too focus on mastering the way of the blade, we came to a respectful term, and I didn't wanted to stop them from achieving their dream and goals.

 

[Duke_11037]

Hated my hobby (feet licking)

 

[Antihero]

Feet lickin good! KFC'S new 18+ advert!

 

[J.F.C]

I caught them looking at Wesker foot fetish art.

 

[OmegaPunch's iconOmegaPunch]

They Crashed my favorite car!
And didn't even pay for the damages!

 

[Big Finger Jim]

Didn't give me his second favorite car to crash.

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

they googled 'human/dinosaur' inter-species romance novels in their underwear

 

[Big Finger Jim]

They DIDN'T google human/dinosaur interspecies romance novels in their underwear.

 

[Yousef]

They were breaking bad

 

[trickybus]

He wouldn't let me dye his moustache orange

 

[Raggs]

Tried to tell me that Square-Enix couldn't give us HD backgrounds in their rereleases of FF8 and 9 because they "lost the source code".

 

[bulldozza]

Talks too much.

 

[Big Finger Jim]

Shits too much

 

[Antihero]

Because the finger is as small as a mosquito's finger