WHO THE HELL IS MIKE!?

[CyberRabbit]

WHO THE HELL IS MIKE!? WHO IS HE!? WHY DOES EVERYONE SPEAK SO HIGHLY OF HIM!? AM I MISSING SOMETHING!? IS HE SHORT?! IS HE A CAT?! IS HE A COWBOY?! WHO IS HE!? WHY IS HE?! WHERE IS HE?! WHEN IS HE?! IS HE EVEN REAL?! AM I JUST DREAMING?! WHERE DID THE IDEA OF MIKE EVEN COME FROM?!?!?!?!?!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[qw90700]

lolol

 

[Zerpina]

Shhhh, no one tell him. Mike will get angry, and you know what happens when Mike gets angry

 

[ThunderBoy]

 

[CheesyExplosive]

i guess you're referring to this guy?

 

[qw90700]

Shhhh, no one tell him. Mike will get angry, and you know what happens when Mike gets angry

I'm way more angry because Mike owes me 5 bucks since 80s and considering the motherfucking inflation now Mike owns me 20 bucks (economics yo)!!! Until he pays up I still keep Mike's bike but since he doesn't care Imma strike him with a pike for a yike!!! lolol

 

[Zerpina]

I'm way more angry because Mike owes me 5 bucks since 80s and considering the motherfucking inflation now Mike owns me 20 bucks (economics yo)!!! Until he pays up I still keep Mike's bike but since he doesn't care Imma strike him with a pike for a yike!!! lolol

Ya know, you guys could have played along with the "Mike gets angry" thing.
No sense of mischief, I swear

 

[CyberRabbit]

i guess you're referring to this guy?

Not him

Shhhh, no one tell him. Mike will get angry, and you know what happens when Mike gets angry
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and WHAT!?

 

[Yurokashi]

Mike's a homie (Idk who he is either)

 

[qw90700]

Ya know, you guys could have played along with the "Mike gets angry" thing.
No sense of mischief, I swear
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Ok I'll bite:

*ahem*

Whenever Mike gets angry he farts so much he turns the place into a biohazard that makes all the objects around turn into supernatural objects that simply called "artifacts" tons of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. look for and a secret organization collects all artifacts to put them back into the Room 10 at the Sunshine Motel!!!

lol

 

[Zerpina]

Ok I'll bite:

*ahem*

Whenever Mike gets angry he farts so much he turns the place into a biohazard that makes all the objects around turn into supernatural objects that simply called "artifacts" tons of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. look for and a secret organization collects all artifacts to put them back into the Room 10 at the Sunshine Motel!!!

lol

Well, it's to late now...
We had the perfect opportunity to prank Kid-o, but no one wanted to play along.
Ah well, don't feel bad @CyberRabbit, I dunno who the hell Mike is either.

 

[Guinea]

Since everyone is making jokes and this might be a legit question I'll answer it. Mike is the guy who made RetroArch, and is one of the original founders of CD Romance, now known as retrogametalk (this site)

 

[Zerpina]

Since everyone is making jokes and this might be a legit question I'll answer it. Mike is the guy who made Retroarch, and is one of the original founders of CD Romance, now known as retrogametalk (this site)

Thanks, honestly did not know, thought the Mike thing was some kind of inside joke

 

[Guinea]

Thanks, honestly did not know, thought the Mike thing was some kind of inside joke

I made it all up, idk who Mike is either. Lol

 

[Zerpina]

I made it all up, idk who Mike is either. Lol

ASS!

Ok you got me good, sounded real enough tho

 

[CyberRabbit]

so NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL MIKE IS?!

no ONE KNOWS?!?!?!?!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Yurokashi]

Ok I'll bite:

*ahem*

Whenever Mike gets angry he farts so much he turns the place into a biohazard that makes all the objects around turn into supernatural objects that simply called "artifacts" tons of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. look for and a secret organization collects all artifacts to put them back into the Room 10 at the Sunshine Motel!!!

lol

Cheeki Breeki you need to find Strelok and murder his ass

 

[qw90700]

so NO ONE KNOWS WHO THE HELL MIKE IS?!
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no ONE KNOWS?!?!?!?!?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Checks his phone book*

Hmm well I have like 147 Mike on my phone book, I'm sure one of these Mike is the one you look for!!!

lol

 

[Bakuma1997]

*Gasps epically*

YOU DON'T KNOW MIKE!?
he is the best singer of the Dark World

 

[semyaza]

man dont remind me of the dude

 

[qw90700]

Well the Mike is Mike but have you ever stopped one second from doing whatever you usually do and really thought who you really are huh? What you really like, dislike, what you think about the world and the way people live? For example, do you really believe blue is your favourite colour or you are just another faceless mask in the crowd walking towards the same direction just because everyone goes towards that direction like there is something important in that destination? Do you really wanna go "there" and live your life in the way most people do? Is it the right choice for you to believe whatever most people do, dream about and always say as "a right idea" by mirroring the same logic with each other actually a right thing and do you actually agree or you believe you are X or Y person just because you believe it is the person society would believe it is who you are so you just trying to emulate a person to be what society want you to be? Have you ever thought that you are no one and you would stop existing if the group you believe you belong to had stopped existing? There are more important things than Mike yo!!! Or are we all fictional characters in Mike's dream????

Carl Jung help me!!! lolol

 

[Goshikk]

IS HE A COWBOY

He's right inside me isn't he

 

[χKai]

When I get on the Mike my foes diminish
Their hearts discouraged the moment I'm in this
There I am; already winning, in an instant
There's no chance to finish; I chew 'em up like spinach
And dance in their faces while I keep comin' up spittin' this
Playing with me, I easily defeat these plebs while I tease them like cheesin' 'em, as I grin and keep squeezin' 'em they tend to be highly displeased while I dispatch the most highly regarded opponents with no less haste than I waste them in seconds disgrace them that instant, post-haste

 

[secreto7]

Mike is all of us, the beginning and the end, he is in all of us and around us. He cannot be contained nor comprehended. It's beyond what our feeble minds could grasp. It's becoming more and more powerful the more you think about it. We are all doomerksjdjejdjjdjdjjdjdnnfnf
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Mike R'G'T wgah'nagl fhtagn​

 

[CyberRabbit]

Mike is all of us, the beginning and the end, he is in all of us and around us. He cannot be contained nor comprehended. It's beyond what our feeble minds could grasp. It's becoming more and more powerful the more you think about it. We are all doomerksjdjejdjjdjdjjdjdnnfnf
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ph'nglui mglw'nafh Mike R'G'T wgah'nagl fhtagn​

WHAT MYSTICAL POWERS DOES MIKE HAVE!?