Which user would you go on a date with?

[Samatonic Samatonic]

HARAM-
That aside, I'm bored, really anyone would do at this point.

I thought about it, but said nah, someone might do it too.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

I hate to use that bald fuck GG Alin’s lyrics but—

“I wanna fuck myself
I just love myself.”

"I pull my pud until it bleeds
I mast..." ok this is not rated E for e'reeone

dating is dated. I wouldn't date me if I were... uhh myself - but these 2 keep me warm on cold NiGHTs

 

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

I would go on a D&D date with most of the members of this board. Everyone seems pretty chill here. Or maybe we can go to the arcades and play Gauntlet Legends and Soul Calibur. Shoot some hoops, play some skee ball.

You had me at Soul Calibur. Just know that everyone fucking hates me when I bust out Raphael.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

You had me at Soul Calibur. Just know that everyone fucking hates me when I bust out Raphael.

Maybe one day we'll be able to play ps1 games from one household to another. I was great in Bloody Roar 2 and Marvel vs Capcom.

 

[ciro64]

Hmmm.... @RanmyakuIchi, @RageBurner, @Zerpina, @DunkeyKong, @Waffles and @Yousef

All at once

What if their PFP is a child? ?

Idk, you can imagine adult Carrie instead?

 

[RageBurner]

Well, based on interaction positivity alone, I'd probably have to date everyone here, and I fear there's not enough me to go around.

But since the cruelty of having to pick and choose was imposed onto me, so be it.

@Zerpina has always been kind and attentive towards me even though I tend to be too verbose when I try to explain anything and is always ready to help.

@CellRising for being a fellow Monster Hunter like me, we communicated only once via PM, but we clearly share a passion for this great series.

@Yousef for being a seriously Lv99 bro; real anime platonic stuff here, baseball batting cages, arcades and all that would all be on the cards.

@Somnia for being one of the sweetest persons I've had the good fortune to meet. With tactful and delicate communication, it's a person I'd like to spend many many long hours chatting with.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

"I pull my pud until it bleeds
I mast..." ok this is not rated E for e'reeone

dating is dated. I wouldn't date me if I were... uhh myself - but these 2 keep me warm on cold NiGHTs

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Bit too small for a cover, not really WIZEMAN.

 

[ciro64]

What if their PFP is a child? ?

What if their PFP is a donkey?

 

[RageBurner]

What if their PFP is a donkey?

It would be a conundrum, they donkey know what to do.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

What if their PFP is a donkey?

Call me Balaam then. /j

 

[ciro64]

Hmmm.... @RanmyakuIchi, @RageBurner, @Zerpina, @DunkeyKong, @Waffles and @Yousef

All at once

And you, @MistHunter

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Hmmm.... @RanmyakuIchi, @RageBurner, @Zerpina, @DunkeyKong, @Waffles and @Yousef

All at once

 

[RageBurner]

And you, @MistHunter

You'll have to book a whole floor, or have a very big room, haha.

 

[Strategist's icon Strategist Strategist]

You had me at Soul Calibur. Just know that everyone fucking hates me when I bust out Raphael.

Nah, bro. You can't handle my drunken Voldo style. Absolutely chaotic and unpredictable.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

And you, @MistHunter

Taking on the whole team here.

 

[King Koopa's iconKing Koopa]

@Nidoking you're pretty hot stuff

 

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

@Nidoking you're pretty hot stuff

I LIKE PWETTY GIRL!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I LIKE PWETTY GIRL!

A Literal King is asking you out.?

 

[Deleted member 257420]

What’s with the sudden orgy going on here?!

 

[DunkeyKong]

Hmmm.... @RanmyakuIchi, @RageBurner, @Zerpina, @DunkeyKong, @Waffles and @Yousef

All at once


Idk, you can imagine adult Carrie instead?

Are you fr? All at once dating? Not complaining though

It would be a conundrum, they donkey know what to do.

I sure do

 

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

A Literal King is asking you out.?

I am also a king! A king cannot just ask out another king!

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I am also a king! A king cannot just ask out another king!

 

[King Koopa's iconKing Koopa]

I LIKE PWETTY GIRL!

Us (because Nidoking is short and I don't want to google Bowser x Nidoking)

 

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

Us (because Nidoking is short and I don't want to google Bowser x Nidoking)
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Want me to do it for you?

 

[King Koopa's iconKing Koopa]

Want me to do it for you?

You would do it anyway even if I said no.