Which user would you go on a date with?

[NobodyHere]

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Just me and God..
Watching this thread die.

Nooooooooo

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

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Just me and God..
Watching this thread die.

NGL RN I wish I would too right with it.

but aLL wiLL be better when meh stupid brain-chem mood plague bax the fuck off... soon plz lol

 

[χKai]

 

[Deleted member 222172]

guys....
im exhausted

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

me too, I'm in fuckin tears from my brain/mood derailing dramatically. even exhausted I hope you feel tons better than me - you're a beautifuL rockstar n if fate don't let you be the legend you are meant to be - fate wiLL have to answer to ME. n I think fate can't fight, it just klutzily does a slapfest that couldn't move an empty plastic bag xD

I just hit Lv. 4! that means I can equip.... THE BERYL CIRCLET

...srsly? wtf does a Beryl Circlet do?

"IT GIVES YOU 2% OFF ON A FAMILY-SIZE BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS!! AND IT BUYS VLAD TEPES *A NEW CAR WITH MAD FEATURES! HEAD VAMPIRE ROLLIN WITH TINTED WINDOWS n HYDRAULICS n A FULL TANK OV BLOOOD BAY-BEHHH!!!"

is this even a fuckin Castlevania game at aLL anymore?

"NO... GET RDY 4.... CARRSELL(mini)VAN-IAA!!!! wait what are you doin with that whippp AIIEEEE NOT IN THE GROIN GODDAMMITTT YOOOWWWCHHHH"

 

[ATenderLad]

"banana slamma" Yousef you changed all of my tags I will beat the brakes off of you so help me God

 

[Mr. Daddy]

On the rare chance I eat cereal I eat them raw, no milk. As such I can confidently say cereal are not soup.​

I knew I couldn't be the only one who eats dry cereal​

 

[Deleted member 257420]

"banana slamma" Yousef you changed all of my tags I will beat the brakes off of you so help me God

Based

 

[Deleted member 222172]

slamma deesa bananas

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Uwa

 

[Deleted member 222172]

Hi husband

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Wagwan Wifey

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

Fuck this. I'm gonna go get smashed af n maybe get into some fucked-up altercation or play chicken with some speeding cars. Time to get wild n counterproductive again

 

[Deleted member 222172]

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

YOUR ASS MY FACE, WHAT'S THE DISTANCE?

 

[Deleted member 222172]

YOUR ASS MY FACE, WHAT'S THE DISTANCE?

At least 350

 

[Deleted member 257420]

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

At least 350

350 centimeters? Humina! Awooga!

 

[Deleted member 257420]

350 centimeters? Humina! Awooga!

Thought yo bitch ass was asleep? Someone didn't wanna see Johnny English

 

[ATenderLad]

Thought yo bitch ass was asleep? Someone didn't wanna see Johnny English

Who would?

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Who would?

I invited him to see it with me at the cinema but he said no I can't believe I got rejected /j

 

[ATenderLad]

I invited him to see it with me at the cinema but he said no I can't believe I got rejected /j

An unfeeling cad, that one.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

 

[Deleted member 222172]

@Antilocal123 you're looking very kawaii desu ne today

 

[Deleted member 257420]