Which user would you go on a date with?

[Mr. Daddy]

Ummmm
Can I have twoooo chicken nugget meals
And threeee Oreo mcflurries?
Thank you! :D​

Sorry, the ice cream machine is down, but I can substitute it with like a lot of ketchup or something​

 

[Deleted member 222172]

I just want nugget... And mcflurries aren't made with the ice cream machine

 

[happymasksalesman happymasksalesman]

ketchup

Instead of ice cream? Mario wont be happy.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

I just want nugget... And mcflurries aren't made with the ice cream machine​

Wait, seriously? Whenever my local McDonald's had the ice cream machine go down they wouldn't let you get McFlurries, so I just assumed they were.​

 

[Deleted member 222172]

Wait, seriously? Whenever my local McDonald's had the ice cream machine go down they wouldn't let you get McFlurries, so I just assumed they were.​

They're liars. What more would u expect from the multi billion dollar corp?

Also the machines usually aren't even broken, they just don't wanna make ice creams

 

[happymasksalesman happymasksalesman]

don't wanna make ice creams

Why?

 

[Deleted member 222172]

Why?

Cuz it's messy and outta the way and they're underpaid and overworked

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

jiyuuboyetsvi n happymasksalesman

y'aLL are kiLLin me RN

"MCFREAKING YEARS!!"

"I work for KFC! I work for neither!"

the McNuggey Mercenary gone Fiendster AWOL strapped to the TEETH ready to order sum DISORDER

vs.

the Fast-Food Multi-Masked Trickster teleporting to drive-thru locations WHEN LEAST EXPECTED -- UNDETECTED~~!!!!!

aww damn this drama dunn make meh faLL off meh damn couch in klutzy x-citement spazmss AwWw HeLLlLllllL mcDAMMzit woh-munnz how thiss toaster made eht intah meh damnz bathtuub oOOhhH NoOOoO bayyBeUHn yeyayeeeeeeeeeeee *SMASH-CRASH-BASH-uhh-SLASH-MASHHH*

 

[happymasksalesman happymasksalesman]

SLASH

Slash what? The mash?
Well I don't know McDonald because I never enter any of them. But I know the their old historical actions and I heard they use pig meat in their hamburgers

 

[PrismRed]

Ummmm
Can I have twoooo chicken nugget meals
And threeee Oreo mcflurries?
Thank you! :D

And I'll have two number 1s, a number 1 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

 

[fake-kun]

cock

 

[Kamako]

 

[Tbest25]

Give me all the foods you have!!!!!

 

[Kamako]

Give me all the foods you have!!!!!

 

[Tonberry]

Give me all the foods you have!!!!!

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Give me all the foods you have!!!!!

Oh I almost forgot....

 

[What's His Face]

I remember a few years ago I was constantly hungry over something like a three-month period. Right around that time McDumps was selling 50-piece McNuggies for stupid cheap. So I pooped by every day after work and grabbed a couple orders and demolished them at home. During that time I lost 30 lbs. Then the hunger suddenly stopped, and I never wanted to look at a McNuggie ever again.

Wonder if I should've gone to see the doc...?

 

[Tbest25]

Oh I almost forgot....

Bill? Sorry, don't know anyone named Bill. Now if you excuse me, i have to go to the bathroom

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Bill? Sorry, don't know anyone named Bill. Now if you excuse me, i have to go to the bathroom

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Is this where we order?

 

[ATenderLad]

Is this where we order?

Nah, head 'round back and hold up a "Numbah #1 Bengals Fan" foam finger in the alley, a guy with a t-shirt cannon is gonna fire a Phish concert t-shirt from 1997 at you. Put that shit on, and go knock on the big door at Lennox and Third. A voice'll say fish, you'll say stick, and you're in.

Maybe bring your own pickles, we're always running out of fuckin' pickles. The fuck are we always out of pickles for, Ricky? This fuckin' guy, it's always a pickle emergency with guys from the neighborhood, you know what I'm saying?

 

[fake-kun]

snip

DON'T JUMPSCARE THIS THREAD LIKE THIS, ANTI

 

[ATenderLad]

I'm sorry, it's a little abuse of power but I'm not looking at that again ohmygod.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

LMAOOOO

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

That Anti face reveal was rather horrifying.