Which user would you go on a date with?

[Tonberry]

Antilocal123 lmao

 

[Deleted member 257420]

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

 

[Deleted member 231262]

Reddit lmao

Antilocal123 lmao
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L + RATIO + YOU ARE @Antilocal123.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Hello Everyone. Good Evening or Night.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I am "Extremely" late to the party. Anything new going around ?

@Antilocal123 been nice as ever.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Slow day today huh ?

 

[Deleted member 222172]

I am "Extremely" late to the party. Anything new going around ?

@Antilocal123 been nice as ever.

i got a haircut today, does that count?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

can someone guess where this is from ?

 

[Kamako]

Evening all!

Today (or yesterday now, I guess) whilst I was sat in my bedroom, I heard a thump at my window, like a softball hitting it.

I thought to myself "ahh, musta been one of the neighbour's little'ns. I'll throw that back over for them."

Went outside, and it turned out it was a bird. A bird had full pelt flown head-first into my window and broken its neck.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Evening all!

Today (or yesterday now, I guess) whilst I was sat in my bedroom, I heard a thump at my window, like a softball hitting it.

I thought to myself "ahh, musta been one of the neighbour's little'ns. I'll throw that back over for them."

Went outside, and it turned out it was a bird. A bird had full pelt flown head-first into my window and broken its neck.

did it make it ?

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

A pro-gamer move, certainly.

A fly was already crawling into its mouth, inspecting its gullet. I thought about how little nature gives a hoot. After double-checking it was dead, I picked up the bird in a plastic bag. It was still soft, not rigid. It went straight in the biniggan, never to be siniggan

A good burial I suppose.

 

[Kamako]

A good burial I suppose.

I could've left it out for the neighbour's cat, but that'd have been more of a mess to clear up.

Afterwards I went out shopping, spoke to some nice folk on the way.

Then watched Thunderbolts*. During the whole film, a 50+ year old man who was sat on the same row as me on the opposite aisle kept kicking the chair of the person in front of him, and was loudly saying "Oh I love this!" and "Oh, bitch!" and "Look at these gayboys" sporadically throughout the film. He was sat one row down from a 10 year old kid who didn't speak a word the entire time and was super respectful.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

I could've left it out for the neighbour's cat, but that'd have been more of a mess to clear up.

Afterwards I went out shopping, spoke to some nice folk on the way.

Then watched Thunderbolts*. During the whole film, a 50+ year old man who was sat on the same row as me on the opposite aisle kept kicking the chair of the person in front of him, and was loudly saying "Oh I love this!" and "Oh, bitch!" and "Look at these gayboys" sporadically throughout the film. He was sat one row down from a 10 year old kid who didn't speak a word the entire time and was super respectful.

Was the movie good, did you enjoy it ?

 

[Kamako]

Was the movie good, did you enjoy it ?

The film was enjoyable!

I'd only seen Florence Pugh in We Live in Time with Andrew Garfield before this, but she was very good here. David Harbour is always a crowd-pleaser. Villain was a stand-out. Also had a couple of moments with really good audio design, specifically when

Spoiler

Bob's powers first awaken and he hurtles up (and plummets back down) from the sky,

and also when a helicopter engine fails.

I enjoyed it a whole lot more than Captain America: Brave New World and I'd recommend it if you like superhero flicks.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]

Sounds like my type of movie , I'll give it a go next time. Thank you for the ittie bittie review of the movie.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Nice to know you’re thinking about me Sammy < 3

 

[Deleted member 257420]

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

so I had a date that said some long-winded series of monotone words about equality or somethin else of equal or less disinterest.... got to the point finalleh n said "we should go Dutch on dinner." which, at the time, 'Dutch' sounded more like 'Ditch' n suddenly the date got interesting, unexpectedly.

so I served half meh dinner to a hungry trash can n she went to the bathroom after gettin the biLL so I thought she was gonna ditch the place out through the kitchen out the back so I figured I'd slip out the front n meet her around the side n get so excited at our pathetic illegal headrush that the date would go back to her place (heLL no not meh spot I don't want her to know where I live!! I don't even remember how I met her or even what year it wuzzzzz yea)

- so that didn't happen n I couldn't find her n I heard some loud hollering argument n that's not meh scene so I went home n procrastinated about at least 900+ things until I went to medicated sLeep. the moral of the story is.... what's 'moral' mean? lemme look it up... FUCK NO why would somethin like that be anywhere near one of my posts?!??! UNSPECIFIED LAWSUIT TIME or smth

/no-misogyny kidz-stay-in-unfunded-schooL-no-animals-or-taxidermists-were-harmed-in-the-making-of-this-post

Edit: sowwy, I'm bein a bit of a Bender/Master Shake/Petah Griffin at this point xD it's time to grind on FF CotW methynx

 

[Deleted member 222172]

She's not a user, but I wanna go on a date with my girlfriend. I just got her into my Queen Ai Yazawa's manga, and she's so adorable.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I'm still waiting on my date with Anti

 

[Deleted member 257420]

I'm still waiting on my date with Anti
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Don't let Zegy see this lmao, that’s a love triangle for sure.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Don't let Zegy see this lmao, that’s a love triangle for sure.

You're right, Zegy's cuter anyway.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

You're right, Zegy's cuter anyway.

Mf said this like I’d protest PLEASE get away from me.