Which user would you go on a date with?

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

 

[fake-kun]

Bass isn't smart enough for a 5-string.

HOW DARE YOU

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

BASS IS A VERY SMART BOY AND I WON'T TAKE THIS SLANDER SITTING DOWN

 

[Tonberry]

HOW DARE YOU

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

Bro his theme song has like three notes in drop D.
That dude would be buying a dogshit ibanez at full price because he thinks it's the "metal" brand.

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And STILL just play those three notes!!!

 

[fake-kun]

Bro his theme song has like three notes in drop D.
That dude would be buying a dogshit ibanez at full price because he thinks it's the "metal" brand.

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And STILL just play those three notes!!!

His theme song was composed by Capcom. If he did it, it would be so much better.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Bro his theme song has like three notes in drop D.
That dude would be buying a dogshit ibanez at full price because he thinks it's the "metal" brand.

Post automatically merged: Apr 27, 2025

And STILL just play those three notes!!!

HE JUST LIKE ME FR

 

[fake-kun]

HE JUST LIKE ME FR

No, he's better than you in every single way.

 

[Deleted member 257420]

No, he's better than you in every single way.

Ffs Bass doesn't need a hypeman with you around.

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

*remembers SNES soundchip brassfuck'd Final Fight n SF II: World Warrior soundtrack adaptations... then Alpha 1's music... then MvC2's hallucinogen-binge olfactory abomination catastrophe audio-oriented product* ...gRRRRRR DEATH TO C(R)APCOMMMMMMMmmmmMMMMMMMM!!!!

 

[fake-kun]

Ffs Bass doesn't need a hypeman with you around.

He wouldn't need me, either, if most people weren't so blind to how amazing he is.

 

[Tonberry]

His theme song was composed by Capcom. If he did it, it would be so much better.

Bass be the kinda guy who plays pick-only because fingering intimidates him and claims it "isn't required for true metal music".

(I had a friend in high school who said this)

 

[Deleted member 257420]

Bass be the kinda guy who plays pick-only because fingering intimidates him and claims it "isn't required for true metal music".

(I had a friend in high school who said this)

Fingering? Might wanna work on your wording there Berry.

 

[Tonberry]

Fingering? Might wanna work on your wording there Berry.

That's exactly why he's intimidated by it because he doesn't want Wily to see the word in his search history when looking up tutorials online.

 

[fake-kun]

Bass be the kinda guy who plays pick-only because fingering intimidates him and claims it "isn't required for true metal music".

(I had a friend in high school who said this)

Tonberry, it's okay. You can just admit you're jealous of how great Bass is and how you'll never be like him.

 

[Tonberry]

Tonberry, it's okay. You can just admit you're jealous of how great Bass is and how you'll never be like him.

When I was a little boy he was my idol.
Then I grew up, learned how to whistle and became Protoman.

 

[fake-kun]

When I was a little boy he was my idol.
Then I grew up, learned how to whistle and became Protoman.

So you enjoy getting cleaved in half, then?

 

[Deleted member 257420]

That's exactly why he's intimidated by it because he doesn't want Wily to see the word in his search history when looking up tutorials online.

Yeah the birds and the bee's talk must've been real awkward for poor ol Bass.

 

[fake-kun]

Yeah the birds and the bee's talk must've been real awkward for poor ol Bass.

Bold of you to imply Dr. Wily gives enough of a shit about Bass to explain that to him.

 

[Tonberry]

So you enjoy getting cleaved in half, then?

Unfortunately.
Destined to be a jobber to pave the way for my talented younger siblings...
*doo doo dweeeee doo dweeeeeee*

BUT HEY at least I get a sick scarf

 

[fake-kun]

Fun fact: Bass did nothing wrong in his entire life, and even if he did, it's all Dr. Wily's fault anyway.

 

[Tonberry]

 

[prnzoDraGoonZweiOrta]

doesn't F~kun's avatar look like Vegeta w/ a helmet on after he bought somethin cool at the Kamehameha shoppe? no? WELL IT DUZZZ TO T O R A J I M A !!!!!!!!!!!!

wut. who? \m/

edit: not Vegeta, somebody else... he's green but he's not Piccolo, it's a dude who came much later... damn'd spotty DBZ memory BUST OUT ze GINGKO BILOBA fer a BRvH or just pick me up a 4 Loko. make yourself useful, dawgdammit

 

[fake-kun]

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Salty 'cause you know I'm right, aren't you?

 

[Tonberry]

Salty 'cause you know I'm right, aren't you?

you might be right, but I'm light

 

[fake-kun]

you might be right, but I'm light
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But only outside of Japan.

EDIT: Anyway, I'm going to sleep. Bye!