Which user would you go on a date with?

[PrismRed]

He ascended to become a higher being, a K.F.C

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

At least he's

He ascended to become a higher being, a K.F.C

At least he's living his best life now.

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Alright here's a question for you guys: What are your best pick-up lines? Try your best, I'll be rating them on a scale from "Oh, no thanks on that one buddy." to "Boy-howsy ma'am or mister, I'm ready to date!"​

 

[MistHunter]

My condolences for J.F.C.
(And hello...)

 

[Antilocal123]

Someone could’ve posted porn in this entire thread and the mods would never know ooooooh

 

[MistHunter]

Dx"

 

[Zerpina]

Alright here's a question for you guys: What are your best pick-up lines? Try your best, I'll be rating them on a scale from "Oh, no thanks on that one buddy." to "Boy-howsy ma'am or mister, I'm ready to date!"​

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you've got a sexy chemistry that’s making me want to experiment

 

[Antilocal123]

^

 

[SageoThyme]

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you've got a sexy chemistry that’s making me want to experiment

 

[PrismRed]

Alright here's a question for you guys: What are your best pick-up lines? Try your best, I'll be rating them on a scale from "Oh, no thanks on that one buddy." to "Boy-howsy ma'am or mister, I'm ready to date!"​

Oook ook. Woman. Me like. You me date!

 

[Mr. Daddy]

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you've got a sexy chemistry that’s making me want to experiment​

This gets a "I had to look this up to get it completely but now you're making me blush!" on the scale.
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Oook ook. Woman. Me like. You me date!​

This gets a "Screw it, how bad could it be?" on the scale.​

 

[Zerpina]

For anyone who doesn't get it. on the Periodic table Copper is (Cu) and Tellurium is (Te)
(Cu)(Te)

 

[fake-kun]

Alright here's a question for you guys: What are your best pick-up lines? Try your best, I'll be rating them on a scale from "Oh, no thanks on that one buddy." to "Boy-howsy ma'am or mister, I'm ready to date!"​

I like you almost as much as I like Bass.

 

[LiberoVulpesLiberoVulpes's icon]

What are your best pick-up lines?

I have a really good pick-up line, but, I'll tell you if you kiss me.

 

[Antilocal123]

I have a really good pick-up line, but, I'll tell you if you kiss me.

Side-Note, you have to be attractive and have basic hygiene for this one to work lmao

 

[Kamako]

"Honey are you Delaware? Cos you look a proper state"

Not had much luck with that one yet for some reason

 

[Mr. Daddy]

I like you almost as much as I like Bass.​

This gets a "Probably wouldn't work on a total stranger, but I know you well enough for it to work on me!" on the scale.
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I have a really good pick-up line, but, I'll tell you if you kiss me.​

This gets a "@Antilocal123 pretty much already said what I was going to say, and it'd definitely be a little too forward for me." on the scale.
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"Honey are you Delaware? Cos you look a proper state"

Not had much luck with that one yet for some reason​

This gets a "No, I'm from Ohio." on the scale.​

 

[SageoThyme]

 

[What's His Face]

Alright here's a question for you guys: What are your best pick-up lines? Try your best, I'll be rating them on a scale from "Oh, no thanks on that one buddy." to "Boy-howsy ma'am or mister, I'm ready to date!"​

"So, where are you taking me tonight?" (told to a complete stranger, mind).

 

[Mr. Daddy]

"So, where are you taking me tonight?" (told to a complete stranger, mind).​

This gets a "Huh?" on the scale.​

 

[PrismRed]

Alright here's a question for you guys: What are your best pick-up lines? Try your best, I'll be rating them on a scale from "Oh, no thanks on that one buddy." to "Boy-howsy ma'am or mister, I'm ready to date!"​

Okay my original approach doesn't work well huh.
How about this one?

 

[Antilocal123]

Jiggly….I can see you….I’m in your walls….

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

Didn't know about J.F.C (John Fentanyl Cocaine) until today.

I'll go to cry for a bit.