Since the day I registered, just spoken to me...
Once.
And just ignored me...
I don't hate him, but at least, he could share some words with me, beyond just 32x32 thread. Even that...
Who is him to me?
I don't know, because of the lack of communication.
Nothing against him, but...
Have we ever share a single word, again?
And I have the proof.
My first DM, was to him, because I confused him to Waffles (in which one is the one in charge of the Writer's Guild?).
Never replied me back.
And I have the proof.
My first DM, was to him, because I confused him to Waffles (in which one is the one in charge of the Writer's Guild?).
Never replied me back.
And I have the proof.
My first DM, was to him, because I confused him to Waffles (in which one is the one in charge of the Writer's Guild?).
Never replied me back.
OOOoo it reminds me of those late-night convos I'm already blushinggg
aightaight, I would also go on a date with @Strategist and play any coop game we find (I WANNA PLAY METAL SLUG), I'd go with @RanmyakuIchi to have a nice chat at a restaurant, and maybe I'd invite @Pandaprewmaster325 to the Karaoke!
Perhaps some users have noticed I got plenty of cool toys to play with, and it's all possible with the help of my friends all over the world, we ran a smuggling ring together, not kidding. We didn't do it for profit, we didn't even take profit at all, we simply want everyone to have easier access getting their hands on stuff that's only available overseas.
One time we hit the quota and some of the items had to be put in the regular shipping, as in the legit way through custom, one of these things are me and my friends' goods.
Here are the shopping list, you can see how this leads to trouble right off the bat:
Mine: an anime DVD with the alleged bag as a bonus.
Friend A: a doujin, the saucy kind.
Friend B: it's uhh... a toy, a rubber toy.
Everything sounds just like another day at the office, until I got a letter urgently asking me to come to the customs the day after. Now, I done this many times before, you do not get a letter asking you directly to come there unless there is trouble. I know exactly why tho (hold it, I'll explain later), I seriously took my mom for dinner 'cause it is probably the last time I'm gonna live as a free man.
The day after, I went to the custom office, and there it is, the bag.
Here is why I think Ima get sent to prison instead of a slap in the wrist.
The truth is, it's not just any bag, and it's not just any anime DVD.
It's a Kodomo no Jikan DVD
WITH a questionable saucy Doujin.
WITH a fleshlight.
INSIDE this bag.
I will let you put the two and two together if you're an innocent custom officer and draw the conclusion yourself.
Officer: "Do you know why we called you here?"
Me: "Yes sir."
Officer: *Pulls out bag in public, everyone in the room is looking at me* "Is this yours?"
Me: "Yes sir it is mine."
Officer: "Are you prepared to pay for the consequences? You know the law for bringing stuff like this to the country don't you?"
Me: "I made my peace, bring it."
Officer: "$75."
Me: "Huh?"
Officer: "You do know bags are luxury goods right? You need to pay the import tax, I checked the invoice and you didn't pay the tax during delivery."
Me: "Ooohhh.... That's it?"
Officer: "Yeah, are you gonna pay or not?"
Me: "I'd be right happy to!"
I just dodged a 25 years sentence and possible pedophilia accusation.
Also one of the best substory I ever had in my life.
Wbu AGL? How often do you bash the bishop? Jerk the Gherkin? Polish the brass? Spank the Monkey? Choke the chicken? I'm sure there's others I'm missing here....
Wbu AGL? How often do you bash the bishop? Jerk the Gherkin? Polish the brass? Spank the Monkey? Choke the chicken? I'm sure there's others I'm missing here....
Wbu AGL? How often do you bash the bishop? Jerk the Gherkin? Polish the brass? Spank the Monkey? Choke the chicken? I'm sure there's others I'm missing here....
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